Cuntybaws Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 59 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: You have improved ...like fine wine.... but.... He’s not a pheasant plucker… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Again, a transparent attempt to cause discord. I've happily taken him on before and I think you'll recall the opposite of what you have surmised happened when I did. He's been warned this time round and I'll leave it there unless I'm further provoked It'll be me who decides who I take on and when, not you, you greasy fucking weasel. Bullshit!.. I don't miss a single post on here. Show me where you've taken him on and walked away not looking foolish. Go on.. show me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: Again, a transparent attempt to cause discord. I've happily taken him on before and I think you'll recall the opposite of what you have surmised happened when I did. He's been warned this time round and I'll leave it there unless I'm further provoked It'll be me who decides who I take on and when, not you, you greasy fucking weasel. Ever read the Five Laws of Kleftiko? No. Me neither. Though I'm told It's basically a shite version of the '48 Laws of Power'. It explains the swarthy toads complete Corner ethos, and is littered with useful insults like idiot, thickster, marvelous. It's available at most bargain bookstores, but critics generally agree it's best use is toilet paper during a pandemic... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 8 minutes ago, Frank said: Bullshit!.. I don't miss a single post on here. Show me where you've taken him on and walked away not looking foolish. Go on.. show me. Franco, is the position of the fist in your avatar a desperate attempt to hide a cleft palette? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 14 minutes ago, Frank said: Bullshit!.. I don't miss a single post on here. Show me where you've taken him on and walked away not looking foolish. Go on.. show me. Again, you're about as transparent as the liver spotted skin on your old, bald fucking head. Find another angle, you tedious has-been. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 Just now, Decimus said: Again, you're about as transparent as the liver spotted skin on your old, bald fucking head. Find another angle, you tedious has-been. Exactly. He's fucked you over every time. You've only got to look at the most recent correspondence between you both. His 'Lighten up' to my 'a brighter man' was nothing short of genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 19 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Franco, is the position of the fist in your avatar a desperate attempt to hide a cleft palette? Major, does it ever seem like you're sometimes talking to the wall? You're way, way out of your depth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 19 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Ever read the Five Laws of Kleftiko? No. Me neither. Though I'm told It's basically a shite version of the '48 Laws of Power'. It explains the swarthy toads complete Corner ethos, and is littered with useful insults like idiot, thickster, marvelous. It's available at most bargain bookstores, but critics generally agree it's best use is toilet paper during a pandemic... It's almost sad watching him flail around under the impression that he can play people like a fiddle. Give him his due, he could orchestrate some spectacular meltdowns when the strings he were pulling belonged to paranoid schizophrenics such as Jazz. Look at him now, though, a man approaching his autumn years wasting his Sunday afternoon desperately trying to pull something out of the hat. Pathetic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's almost sad watching him flail around under the impression that he can play people like a fiddle. Give him his due, he could orchestrate some spectacular meltdowns when the strings he were pulling belonged to paranoid schizophrenics such as Jazz. Look at him now, though, a man approaching his autumn years wasting his Sunday afternoon desperately trying to pull something out of the hat. Pathetic. I’m probably best ignored, decs. How’s you’re Sunday been so far? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 18 minutes ago, Frank said: I’m probably best ignored, decs. How’s you’re Sunday been so far? I'm in my shed, I've got an elaborate train set that includes items collected by multiple generations of the Decimus family. My father and two brothers are on zoom and we're discussing going four ways on purchasing a rare collector's item that has just been put up for sale. Do you like trains? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm in my shed, I've got an elaborate train set that includes items collected by multiple generations of the Decimus family. My father and two brothers are on zoom and we're discussing going four ways on purchasing a rare collectors item that has just been put up for sale. Do you like trains? Cock Piss Kleftiko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 20 minutes ago, Frank said: I’m probably best ignored, decs. How’s you’re Sunday been so far? 'your'. Did you inherit your wealth, Frank? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 42 minutes ago, Frank said: Major, does it ever seem like you're sometimes talking to the wall? You're way, way out of your depth. Semantics, Franco. Considering your post to like ratio has gone down quicker than the General Belgrano. I'd suggest you cobble together one of those much hyped videos and start entertaining again... Your days of living off past glories are wearing thinner than your hairline. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: 'your'. Did you inherit your wealth, Frank? Judging by the look of Frank's old man, the only things that he inherited from him are roll-up burns to the back of his hands and severe daddy issues that manifests as a Peter Panesque refusal to grow up and stop dressing like a 12 year old boy. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm in my shed, I've got an elaborate train set that includes items collected by multiple generations of the Decimus family. My father and two brothers are on zoom and we're discussing going four ways on purchasing a rare collector's item that has just been put up for sale. Do you like trains? No further questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 Is this the Frank Kleftiko thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 Just now, Frank said: No further questions. It was a lifeline, I was expecting one of your classic "I can imagine you now..." monologues. Don't say I haven't tried to help you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 21 minutes ago, Wolfie said: 'your'. Did you inherit your wealth, Frank? He does it deliberately, same as 'they'll' instead of 'there'll'. The peculiar cunt will be wetting himself with delight that you pointed it out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He does it deliberately, same as 'they'll' instead of 'there'll'. The peculiar cunt will be wetting himself with delight that you pointed it out. He does, just like when he hilariously quotes the wrong person. He'll be posting videos of him breaking wind and slipping over on banana skins next. What a fucking useless Pasquale cunt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 Just now, Decimus said: He does, just like when he hilariously quotes the wrong person. He'll be posting videos of him breaking wind and slipping over on banana skins yet. What a fucking useless Pasquale cunt. 'Monkey tennis! CHEEEESE!!!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 50 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm in my shed, I've got an elaborate train set that includes items collected by multiple generations of the Decimus family. My father and two brothers are on zoom and we're discussing going four ways on purchasing a rare collector's item that has just been put up for sale. Do you like trains? He was a fan of the old slam door rolling stock. Where the privacy of the first class compartments ensured many a random back-scuttling encounter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 21 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: He was a fan of the old slam door rolling stock. Where the privacy of the first class compartments ensured many a random back-scuttling encounter. Are you channeling @Wizardsleeve? Spookily reminiscent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: He’s not a pheasant plucker… He's a useless fucking cunt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Are you channeling @Wizardsleeve? Spookily reminiscent. Spot on. I couldn't have made that post more Wizz authored if I'd tried. Another cunt that's disappeared who used to make me chuckle. His hatred of Punkers, Frank and Roops. His most endearing quality though was pretending he wasn't a septic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 6, 2020 Report Share Posted December 6, 2020 8 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Spot on. I couldn't have made that post more Wizz authored if I'd tried. Another cunt that's disappeared who used to make me chuckle. His hatred of Punkers, Frank and Roops. His most endearing quality though was pretending he wasn't a septic. Indeed, I can picture the dead-dadded cunt driving around rural Oxfordshire in his Hummer, his old man's body tied to the roof rack. Trying to fit in with his atrocious Dick Van Dyke accent whilst simultaneously wearing a 10-gallon hat and stars and stripes chaps. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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