Dyslexic cnut Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 Number four global newsworthy story for the Beeb yesterday was that this vocally-challenged,tubby munter millionairess has been forced to leave this seminally talented ‘musical’ ensemble. The nation now weeps and the fear is that it could result in the ‘band’s’ demise. How the fuck are we all going to cope with this devastating news? It’s being compared to the Beatle’s break up, but surely it’s going to be far more traumatising for the nation....musically? Never mind pandemics and Brexit, Little Rips may never be the same again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 59 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Number four global newsworthy story for the Beeb yesterday was that this vocally-challenged,tubby munter millionairess has been forced to leave this seminally talented ‘musical’ ensemble. The nation now weeps and the fear is that it could result in the ‘band’s’ demise. How the fuck are we all going to cope with this devastating news? It’s being compared to the Beatle’s break up, but surely it’s going to be far more traumatising for the nation....musically? Never mind pandemics and Brexit, Little Rips may never be the same again. Is it the fat one with a face like an 80s Taiwanese sex doll and a cunt like a ripped out fireplace? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is it the fat one with a face like an 80s Taiwanese sex doll and a cunt like a ripped out fireplace? That’s anyone of the duck-lipped skanks, Eric. Cue the self-loathing and raising awareness of mental health/soshall meedja bollocks. Surely she knew when she first waddled on stage and warbled tunelessly that some cunt mightn’t adore her? I’m sure £45m will comfort her slide into oblivion. I hope she marries Pete Docherty or that bellsniff who helped kill that bint Winehouse...with the same result. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is it the fat one with a face like an 80s Taiwanese sex doll and a cunt like a ripped out fireplace? One that says 'inflate to 20 psi' and somebody's gone and put 65 psi in it. Yes, that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is it the fat one with a face like an 80s Taiwanese sex doll and a cunt like a ripped out fireplace? It's the one that looks like Pete Burns, but needless to say, has even less talent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 I would go through her like a brick through an off licence window, and let her buy me burgerking afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 It's for her mental health so to make her feel a little bit more positive about herself I'm going to take one for the Corner and say that I would still jettison some of my man yoghurt up both holes. No need to thank me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 5 minutes ago, Goober said: It's the one that looks like Pete Burns, but needless to say, has even less talent. Pete Burns wouldn’t be seen dead in Cape Verde. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 9 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: One that says 'inflate to 20 psi' and somebody's gone and put 65 psi in it. Yes, that one. Johnny would slam 4500psi into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It's for her mental health so to make her feel a little bit more positive about herself I'm going to take one for the Corner and say that I would still jettison some of my man yoghurt up both holes. No need to thank me. I'm patiently waiting for her to go broke and leak her sex tape, its only a matter of time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: I would go through her like a brick through an off licence window, and let her buy me burgerking afterwards. If I had to opt for a chunky slag that sings, I'd go for a 25 year old Charlotte Church. I would make her talk like Ruth Madoc while I was smashing her herring hatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 4 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: I'm patiently waiting for her to go broke and leak her sex tape, its only a matter of time Debbie Does Down Syndrome. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: If I had to opt for a chunky slag that sings, I'd go for a 25 year old Charlotte Church. I would make her talk like Ruth Madoc while I was smashing her herring hatch. Cor i forgot about Charlotte Church, banging tits, I'd plough her marmite motorway with a vengance, only thing i dont like is she popularised the cheeky vimto, the cunts cost about 8 pound a go and my mrs at the time used to neck them by the vanload Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Debbie Does Down Syndrome. Outstanding that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If I had to opt for a chunky slag that sings, I'd go for a 25 year old Charlotte Church. I would make her talk like Ruth Madoc while I was smashing her herring hatch. By the time she was 25, Harlot Church had had the entire male population of Merthyr Tydfil through her clungepot. You’d have less chance of being discovered than those Chilean miners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: By the time she was 25, Harlot Church had had the entire male population of Merthyr Tydfil through her clungepot. You’d have less chance of being discovered than those Chilean miners. Did anyone from Brecon or Abergavenny get a look in? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Debbie Does Down Syndrome. Tardcore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: Did anyone from Brecon or Abergavenny get a look in? A couple of gynaecologists and nurses at the std clinic did. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: Debbie Does Down Syndrome. As imagined by George A. Romero. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: As imagined by George A. Romero. Fucking hell. Where's Mama Cass's butler? Someone needs a ham sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Number four global newsworthy story for the Beeb yesterday was that this vocally-challenged,tubby munter millionairess has been forced to leave this seminally talented ‘musical’ ensemble. The nation now weeps and the fear is that it could result in the ‘band’s’ demise. How the fuck are we all going to cope with this devastating news? It’s being compared to the Beatle’s break up, but surely it’s going to be far more traumatising for the nation....musically? Never mind pandemics and Brexit, Little Rips may never be the same again. Cos this quartet of cinema ice cream girls as ugly as fucking goats dressed like hookers are apparently really cool in the kingdom of New Age East Coast Feminism that rules the BBC. Now they are reduced to a Trio, can they withstand the loss of talent? Little Mix are the natural successors to Banarama. It's all about little girls shocking their mums and dads, flicking off to posters in the public school dorm (fees, £6k a term) and continuing the teen idolising into young womanhood as empowered females at the BBC. In effect a gender fetish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: As imagined by George A. Romero. I know who I'd like to spend one blissful night with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 24 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: I'm patiently waiting for her to go broke and leak her sex tape, its only a matter of time Don't wait too long you might die and never enjoy it. Though we all would... that is the sex tape. Not you dying. Of course. Snigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 30 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It's for her mental health so to make her feel a little bit more positive about herself I'm going to take one for the Corner and say that I would still jettison some of my man yoghurt up both holes. No need to thank me. The best course of treatment for her would be to hold a live Q and A session on CC. Perhaps Roops can organise it as a Pay to Insult event or Box Office to replenish the coffers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 15, 2020 Report Share Posted December 15, 2020 9 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I know who I'd like to spend one blissful night with. In an ideal world, it'd be Jack Kevorkian. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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