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4 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I see that this fat, siliconed, vacuous talent-free pile of shit has ‘broken her silence!’ Sad that it wasn’t her kneck after she slipped into her own fetid vulva....cuntess Cunt.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56992706

Give the poor girl a break DC. All those millions aren't going to take her mind off having a face like a Taiwanese sex doll and a cunt like a ripped out fireplace.

I hope the fat attention seeking cunt has a 'Flack-attack'.

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I should think having to look at that boat in the mirror everyday was enough to send her to 'breaking point'. Just die and do us all a favour you talentless,arrention seeking publicity whore. 

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3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I see that this fat, siliconed, vacuous talent-free pile of shit has ‘broken her silence!’ Sad that it wasn’t her kneck after she slipped into her own fetid vulva....cuntess Cunt.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56992706

What an ungrateful fucking monster. Despite having a face that resembles a melted wax voodoo doll constructed by a down syndrome, Trench Town spastic, it has consistently ignored its unbelievable good fortune at being included in an eye candy girl band, and instead spent the best part of a decade whingeing about how shit its life is.

Typical woman. Could you imagine a monstrously ugly and horrendously fat man being suddenly and inexplicably included in The Chippendales? He wouldn't spend ten years looking a gift horse in the mouth, he'd lap it up and take his opportunities with a wink and a fuck you.

Hopefully this cunt will kill itself, and some benevolent stonemason will make the effort to spell its name correctly on its headstone. Jesy indeed.

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28 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I see that this fat, siliconed, vacuous talent-free pile of shit has ‘broken her silence!’ Sad that it wasn’t her kneck after she slipped into her own fetid vulva....cuntess Cunt.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56992706

Wasn't it that each of these harridans were fucking banal on their own, so the brillo pad haired midget Simon Cowell decided to put them all together? 

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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Give the poor girl a break DC. All those millions aren't going to take her mind off having a face like a Taiwanese sex doll and a cunt like a ripped out fireplace.

I hope the fat attention seeking cunt has a 'Flack-attack'.

Bloated skank cow. Leaves the limelight for ‘menckle elf’ issues now she’s back in the news. So obvious and predictable that there are members of yet to be discovered tribes, in the Amazon basin........

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1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Bloated skank cow. Leaves the limelight for ‘menckle elf’ issues now she’s back in the news. So obvious and predictable that there are members of yet to be discovered tribes, in the Amazon basin........

...but, have we got a video?

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1 hour ago, BuggerLugs said:

I've been down the pub again. 

I've been in the cupboard under my sink again - where I keep my booze & flash, harpic etc. Not to mention my plant watering can.

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22 minutes ago, ProfB said:

I've been in the cupboard under my sink again - where I keep my booze & flash, harpic etc. Not to mention my plant watering can.

One day you may accidentally drink the harpic mistaking it for booze. If you do and before your stomach lining froths up, please come on here and let us know? So we can have a jolly good laugh.

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16 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

One day you may accidentally drink the harpic mistaking it for booze. If you do and before your stomach lining froths up, please come on here and let us know? So we can have a jolly good laugh.

Don't be daft - the label says Harpic, not Vodka - Harpic is for the bog, vod is for my gullet?

Didn't you go to school?

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4 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I see that this fat, siliconed, vacuous talent-free pile of shit has ‘broken her silence!’ Sad that it wasn’t her kneck after she slipped into her own fetid vulva....cuntess Cunt.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56992706

 

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Kill it with fire.

I've been waiting with bated breath for this story, but I've got stamps to lick for this year's Christmas card send-out. I have also been meaning to clean the downstairs toilet, so I've made a headstart by attempting to piss-away skidmarks in the bowl, hitherto without much success. Can you offer any tips @Dawn Chorus?

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3 hours ago, ProfB said:

Don't be daft - the label says Harpic, not Vodka - Harpic is for the bog, vod is for my gullet?

Didn't you go to school?

After a bottle of vodka, that Harpic may become quite attractive. Stay safe.

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You'd have more sympathy if the whole contrived artifice wasn't about them all having to look like porn-stars in the first place.

Why didn't Cowell - or better still, the girls themselves - go 'Fuck right off! We're going down the Poly Styrene / Beth Ditto / Daisy Chainsaw route, being what we are, not sucking corporate cock and letting our art speak for itself'

Course, they'd have had to forget about the yachts, footballer boyfriends, Krug and goodie bags stuffed with dildoes and £50 notes but, hey, it's a small price to pay for integrity and dignity isn't it?

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@Cuntybaws Go and post the youtube video of Stiff Little Fingers' Guitar and Drum' for an old pal, can you?

Roops and her retinue of fuckwits in charge of this digital shit-farm have  revoked my ability to link to external sources which vexes me like an I don't know what.

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22 hours ago, Wolfie said:

 

I've been waiting with bated breath for this story, but I've got stamps to lick for this year's Christmas card send-out. I have also been meaning to clean the downstairs toilet, so I've made a headstart by attempting to piss-away skidmarks in the bowl, hitherto without much success. Can you offer any tips @Dawn Chorus?

As you might know wolf, our pen is packing a middle leg of such length and girth that rogue elephants would be envious. The resulting gush of streaming man piss isn’t far off the power of a Karcher power washer- skidders don’t stand a chance

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6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

As you might know wolf, our pen is packing a middle leg of such length and girth that rogue elephants would be envious. The resulting gush of streaming man piss isn’t far off the power of a Karcher power washer- skidders don’t stand a chance

If I had a middle leg I would ram it straight down your throat.

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23 hours ago, Wolfie said:

 

I've been waiting with bated breath for this story, but I've got stamps to lick for this year's Christmas card send-out. I have also been meaning to clean the downstairs toilet, so I've made a headstart by attempting to piss-away skidmarks in the bowl, hitherto without much success. Can you offer any tips @Dawn Chorus?

Yes .. the tip of a poisoned arrow straight in your boring, vacuous, gormless oversized gob.

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