Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Vans been in the garage, needs an MOT today, fellas said to me theres a slight fuel leak, what you want to do is jet wash it underneath then it should be fine. Can you not do that for me theres a jet wash there and I'll pay you? No, thats illegal. I'd like to turn that jet wash on full blast and fire it up his nose the stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 13 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Vans been in the garage, needs an MOT today, fellas said to me theres a slight fuel leak, what you want to do is jet wash it underneath then it should be fine. Can you not do that for me theres a jet wash there and I'll pay you? No, thats illegal. I'd like to turn that jet wash on full blast and fire it up his nose the stupid cunt. Since when did jet washing the underside of a car fix a leak? Sound like a pack of wankers to me William. I don't suppose they mentioned the optimum pressure output of their water-blaster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Jet washing isn't going to stop a leak and, I'm no expert on matters like this but I suspect it will make it worse, if it's a fuel line, not a problem. If it's the fuel tank, and you've got a hole in it, you're fucked. If this is the case, and just because it's you, I would strongly recommend you empty the tank until it's only about a quarter full then try and weld the hole with an oxy-acetylene torch. If you've got a 1980's style shell suit you might also feel more comfortable wearing this while welding. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Since when did jet washing the underside of a car fix a leak? Sound like a pack of wankers to me William. I don't suppose they mentioned the optimum pressure output of their water-blaster? Well his argument is if it drips when its being mot'd it will fail, so if you clean the engine pan the drips will just stay on that instead if hitting the floor. He's a cunt either way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Well his argument is if it drips when its being mot'd it will fail, so if you clean the engine pan the drips will just stay on that instead if hitting the floor. He's a cunt either way. Alternatively, you stab him in both eyes with a screwdriver. Then he won't see the leak. Same result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 45 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Jet washing isn't going to stop a leak and, I'm no expert on matters like this but I suspect it will make it worse, if it's a fuel line, not a problem. If it's the fuel tank, and you've got a hole in it, you're fucked. If this is the case, and just because it's you, I would strongly recommend you empty the tank until it's only about a quarter full then try and weld the hole with an oxy-acetylene torch. If you've got a 1980's style shell suit you might also feel more comfortable wearing this while welding. It'll be a fuel line but thats then money to lay out and no van for work, i have actually got an 80s style shellsuit as they are all the rage around here, I've a strong suspicion that combined with that welding move on a fuel tank you've just got a perverse desire to see me simon western myself, i salute that and may actually be simon westerning a mechanic in the next 30 minutes so watch the skys for a fireball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Alternatively, you stab him in both eyes with a screwdriver. Then he won't see the leak. Same result. I'm taking that on board, I'll cs gas him first for good measure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 Just now, Williewhoopassjohnson said: I'm taking that on board, I'll cs gas him first for good measure. Do you want to borrow a stun gun? If you zap them for long enough, they do a wee-wee. In their pants. I know I did when I tested it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 17, 2020 Report Share Posted December 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do you want to borrow a stun gun? If you zap them for long enough, they do a wee-wee. In their pants. I know I did when I tested it. I've got some of that nato cs gas from france I'll give him a blast of that tomorrow and then knee him in the bollocks, it predictably failed on the fuel leak and a suspension bush but the bush is nothing and the young mechanic pulled me to one side and side dont worry about the leak i can sort that for you, so all in all might not be so bad. I'm going to get extra drunk tomorrow to celebrate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuggerLugs Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 8 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: you've just got a perverse desire to see me simon western myself, i salute that and may actually be simon westerning a mechanic in the next 30 minutes so watch the skys for a fireball Show some respect you thick cunt, that's Simon Weston. I bet you call a dual carriageway a drool cabbageway. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 21 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Vans been in the garage, needs an MOT today, fellas said to me theres a slight fuel leak, what you want to do is jet wash it underneath then it should be fine. Can you not do that for me theres a jet wash there and I'll pay you? No, thats illegal. I'd like to turn that jet wash on full blast and fire it up his nose the stupid cunt. I will wager that the garage is owned by Eddie, and 'managed' by Fatty. Shit & Cunt garage more like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: I will wager that the garage is owned by Eddie, and 'managed' by Fatty. Shit & Cunt garage more like. It’s all gone withers, Truth be known I had a pot noodle for dinner last night, not even the curry one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Eddie said: It’s all gone withers, Truth be known I had a pot noodle for dinner last night, not even the curry one. Do they do turkey and cranberry sauce ones for the 25th? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Do they do turkey and cranberry sauce ones for the 25th? lol Stub, we are all only 1 month salary from where i am now, it’s not funny or nice. I had an empire built on credit, fatty is sitting nicely in his tacky mansion, I am renting a dump in kent, the shared bathroom has a toilet that doesn’t flush properly, the Albanians have never heard of bleach. No punch line, plus they play rap music. If I could afford it I would drink bleach. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, Eddie said: Stub, we are all only 1 month salary from where i am now, it’s not funny or nice. I had an empire built on credit, fatty is sitting nicely in his tacky mansion, I am renting a dump in kent, the shared bathroom has a toilet that doesn’t flush properly, the Albanians have never heard of bleach. No punch line, plus they play rap music. If I could afford it I would drink bleach. How the fuck has a simian like fatty managed to fall on his feet? I’m still up for sorting him out, I’m sure his got plenty of stuff worth nicking 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 18 hours ago, BuggerLugs said: Show some respect you thick cunt, that's Simon Weston. I bet you call a dual carriageway a drool cabbageway. Is there a dual carriageway near to your home? If so go lay in the middle and just wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 On 17/12/2020 at 16:01, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Vans been in the garage, needs an MOT today, fellas said to me theres a slight fuel leak, what you want to do is jet wash it underneath then it should be fine. Can you not do that for me theres a jet wash there and I'll pay you? No, thats illegal. I'd like to turn that jet wash on full blast and fire it up his nose the stupid cunt. Garages are designed to extract as much cash as possible from the punters who mistakenly think they are being taken for a ride. It's not a mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: How the fuck has a simian like fatty managed to fall on his feet? I’m still up for sorting him out, I’m sure his got plenty of stuff worth nicking The cunt inherited nearly 12million from his father who he lost contact with in the 80’s, the old git owned a large recruitment company in the city, fatty with no head for business sold the company almost immediately to a foreign investor. I’m sure his air hostesses girlfriend would be with him regardless of his inheritance.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 6 hours ago, Eddie said: It’s all gone withers, Truth be known I had a pot noodle for dinner last night, not even the curry one. Chicken and mushroom? Its the top choice, followed by chow mein then the spicy one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 Just now, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Chicken and mushroom? Its the top choice, followed by chow mein then the spicy one I am in my car but too cold to sleep, the idiots who I have parked outside their house have a password of 0000 for their internet, the social services in this country is a joke, unless you are foreign. I have almost no points to get a council place yet cunts straight off the boat have it all. God I hate frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 50 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Garages are designed to extract as much cash as possible from the punters who mistakenly think they are being taken for a ride. It's not a mistake. Its how they earn there living unfortunately, they don't look at long term business just quick turnover. Few cans of accelerant through the letterbox will resolve the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 Just now, Eddie said: I am in my car but too cold to sleep, the idiots who I have parked outside their house have a password of 0000 for their internet, the social services in this country is a joke, unless you are foreign. I have almost no points to get a council place yet cunts straight off the boat have it all. God I hate frank. Is it you who is logged into my wifi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: Is it you who is logged into my wifi? No pen, I’m parked up in a lay-by in leybourne kent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Eddie said: I am in my car but too cold to sleep, the idiots who I have parked outside their house have a password of 0000 for their internet, the social services in this country is a joke, unless you are foreign. I have almost no points to get a council place yet cunts straight off the boat have it all. God I hate frank. Pop down the closest garage then if you've resorted to sleeping in the car, get the shittest foreign extra strength beer and down it then go to sleep in the boot. For a gamble report your motor stolen and you might get towed to somewhere warm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 18, 2020 Report Share Posted December 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Eddie said: No pen, I’m parked up in a lay-by in leybourne kent. Its ok .. I have just been out to speak to him .. its a nice bloke called Tim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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