Hammer of Cunts Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 ...has decided that he is to be called "she". No further comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 Must be currently struggling for attention eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: ...has decided that he is to be called "she". No further comment. She’s a right cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Eddie said: She’s a right cunt. Ironic that "she" doesn't actualy have a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 Eddina Izzard, soon to be the ugliest 'woman' on the planet (except for Liz Carr). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 47 minutes ago, Goober said: Eddina Izzard, soon to be the ugliest 'woman' on the planet (except for Liz Carr). Izzard or Grayson Perry- if you had to arse fuck one to save your life, which would you choose Doc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted December 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Izzard or Grayson Perry- if you had to arse fuck one to save your life, which would you choose Doc? They're both so far up their own arses that there's probably only room for a little one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Izzard or Grayson Perry- if you had to arse fuck one to save your life, which would you choose Doc? It's a null and void question. I'd have to hang myself as there's no way I'd be able to get it hard for any bloke, let alone these weirdo fuck pigs. Hanging would be preferable to the slow AIDS related death anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Izzard or Grayson Perry- if you had to arse fuck one to save your life, which would you choose Doc? What sort of degenerated, perverted mind comes up with this scenario unless you had actually considered it yourself. You sick fuck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Izzard or Grayson Perry- if you had to arse fuck one to save your life, which would you choose Doc? Why can't it be both? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 Attention seeking whore,work must have dried up and the greedy cunt is not satisfied with his bank balance, I realise 'cunt' is probably a feminine word so he must be a cunt,a she cunt at that.It makes Jo Brand look feminine,nuff said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Why can't it be both? Your choice is damming 'baws. @Cunty BigBolloxIt was a hypothetical question to raise a chuckle with the puntership and hopefully create truly awful image in your mind that will live with forever- back scuttling and wrinkly old man in a dress and lipstick- enjoy. For me, if I could kill them after, I'd choose both as well and "give" one for the team. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Izzard or Grayson Perry- if you had to arse fuck one to save your life, which would you choose Doc? Posted an hour ago and I’m already dreading going to sleep tonight. Many thanks for the fuckin nightmares Stubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 7 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: ...has decided that he is to be called "she". No further comment. It was quite funny when it burst onto the scene. It now needs executing. Twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 Due to Tier 3, Eddie's shows scheduled for December have been suspended. Found the above when googling who she is, she's suspended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Izzard or Grayson Perry- if you had to arse fuck one to save your life, which would you choose Doc? A fairer question would be which one of the disfigured cunts would you choose for a polish. Even the most twisted and despicable punter would choose death before your gambit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 It seems to me when genuine talent pops up in Britain you exile it to the Continent because of your Victorian hypocritical value system and repressed personalities. It's not a question of homosexuality it's about enjoying life. Something the British are outstandingly bad at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: It seems to me when genuine talent pops up in Britain you exile it to the Continent because of your Victorian hypocritical value system and repressed personalities. It's not a question of homosexuality it's about enjoying life. Something the British are outstandingly bad at. Finger’s crossed that your ‘enjoyment’ lasts minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: What sort of degenerated, perverted mind comes up with this scenario unless you had actually considered it yourself. You sick fuck. That's the fucking Army for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 3 hours ago, Goober said: Eddina Izzard, soon to be the ugliest 'woman' on the planet (except for Liz Carr). And sam smith, oh no he's a fucking translucent microwave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 26 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: It seems to me when genuine talent pops up in Britain you exile it to the Continent because of your Victorian hypocritical value system and repressed personalities. It's not a question of homosexuality it's about enjoying life. Something the British are outstandingly bad at. We don't really have a problem with talent so much as cunts who try to use the influence gained through that talent to convince everyone that the sky is green and if you fucking disagree then you're a fascist fucking cunt who should be ashamed of their own fucking thoughts and beliefs, because it hurts their feely weelies. This shit is fucking ridiculous - that is not, never fucking was and never fucking will be a woman, no matter how much makeup HE slathers on his ugly fucking tanned scrotum of a face. If he wants to be a man who dresses up like a woman, then fine - but what gives this cunt, or any cunt for that matter, the power to dictate what I physically see with my own fucking eyes and think in my own fucking mind? Fame? I don't know the cunt personally - even my closest family have very little power over what I say and absolutely none over what I think - why would anyone let some spoiled little self important rich cunt who they've never even met dictate what they can say? Fuck him, and fuck cunts like you who seem to think that this sort of politically correct, mandatory thinking, hive mind bollocks is acceptable. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Neil said: Attention seeking whore,work must have dried up and the greedy cunt is not satisfied with his bank balance, I realise 'cunt' is probably a feminine word so he must be a cunt,a she cunt at that.It makes Jo Brand look feminine,nuff said Say what you want about Jo Brand, but she was fucking brilliant in Star Wars and I'll hear no argument otherwise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Izzard or Grayson Perry- if you had to arse fuck one to save your life, which would you choose Doc? I choose death instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Posted an hour ago and I’m already dreading going to sleep tonight. Many thanks for the fuckin nightmares Stubs. No need to thank. I genuinely hope the pair of then, viagred to fuck, break into your gaff and spit roast you to death. Think on that muthafuka 28 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: That's the fucking Army for you. Royal Marines cunt Didnt you get my CV after the job offer? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 22, 2020 Report Share Posted December 22, 2020 Eddie Izard is a Lizard with AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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