Major Cunt Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 (edited) Izzard is a cunt of interstellar proportions, and I'd wager heavily that he takes it up arse too (without Googling his sexual predilection). The only decent thing I can say about the cross dressing wanker was his acting in the film Valkyrie. Definitely a cunt. Edited March 12, 2021 by Major Cunt Is he also a four x two? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 3 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Izzard is a cunt of interstellar proportions, and I'd wager heavily that he takes it up arse too (without Googling his sexual predilection). The only decent thing I can say about the cross dressing wanker was his acting in the film Valkyrie. Definitely a cunt. Agreed, he was good in Valkyrie, which is a great watch if only to see wee man Cruise being out acted on a massive scale by a bunch of Brit journeymen, amongst others. The Izzard was also good in Shadow of the Vampire which also had a great cast. Other than that and due to his advancing years, he literally looks like a pig in lipstick these days. As for the up the shitter bit, ask @Earl of Punkapeand the red sea pedestrian bit ask @Decimusor @judgetwi 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Agreed, he was good in Valkyrie, which is a great watch if only to see wee man Cruise being out acted on a massive scale by a bunch of Brit journeymen, amongst others. The Izzard was also good in Shadow of the Vampire which also had a great cast. Other than that and due to his advancing years, he literally looks like a pig in lipstick these days. As for the up the shitter bit, ask @Earl of Punkapeand the red sea pedestrian bit ask @Decimusor @judgetwi I can confirm that this freak of nature isn't on The List, which is a good thing for him, or "her", as the awful fucking degenerate insists on being called. After a lifetime of dining out on copious amounts of pork sword, if he was a Kike, he'd end up in Jew Boy Hell. He does however have the DNA of the second most reviled race on the planet, the French. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I can confirm that this freak of nature isn't on The List, which is a good thing for him, or "her", as the awful fucking degenerate insists on being called. After a lifetime of dining out on copious amounts of pork sword, if he was a Kike, he'd end up in Jew Boy Hell. He does however have the DNA of the second most reviled race on the planet, the French. Hi, have I missed much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Hi, have I missed much? You missed out on Sundays revelations, Withers, as it appears the Corners been infiltrated by several Uncle Jimmy's. I have no idea what the age of consent is in France, but considering you're awash with Arabs, I'd imagine anything's fair game. We dished out some severe kickings to the filthy beasts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 5 hours ago, Decimus said: I can confirm that this freak of nature isn't on The List, which is a good thing for him, or "her", as the awful fucking degenerate insists on being called. After a lifetime of dining out on copious amounts of pork sword, if he was a Kike, he'd end up in Jew Boy Hell. He does however have the DNA of the second most reviled race on the planet, the French. To be fair, I didn't need a crystal ball to predict Izzard as a turd burglar, and I believe his heritage maybe Lebaniese. I'm sure he won't be appearing on 'Who Do You Think You Are' for fear of being kicked of a high rise building. It's a shame really as I'd tune in for that episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Agreed, he was good in Valkyrie, which is a great watch if only to see wee man Cruise being out acted on a massive scale by a bunch of Brit journeymen, amongst others. The Izzard was also good in Shadow of the Vampire which also had a great cast. Other than that and due to his advancing years, he literally looks like a pig in lipstick these days. As for the up the shitter bit, ask @Earl of Punkapeand the red sea pedestrian bit ask @Decimusor @judgetwi I'd happily ask our mobility scooter bound jewboy if he was a regular at the synagogue, just to drive the old bastard incandescent with rage... I honesty think he might be dead. Maybe @Frank could pay him a visit? After the restaurant fiasco I'm sure he'd appreciate the sentiment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 4 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Hi, have I missed much? You’ve cocked your goose this time. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 12, 2021 Report Share Posted March 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I'd happily ask our mobility scooter bound jewboy if he was a regular at the synagogue, just to drive the old bastard incandescent with rage... I honesty think he might be dead. Maybe @Frank could pay him a visit? After the restaurant fiasco I'm sure he'd appreciate the sentiment. Death has only ever been Franks goal throughout his miserable existence. As it’s the only thing the retarded cunt hopes for every day, I for one would hate to see it happen, unless it was extremely slow, horrifically painful and repeated every day for eternity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 7, 2021 Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 This vile fucking deviant cunt has upped the ante in the 'attention seeking' stakes. I saw a trailer for some shite that I won't watch, this was the emphasised line... 'Featuring Eddie Izzard in her directorial debut' The number of kickings I would like to give this nauseating, creepy fucking pervert is incalculable, even for @Cuntybaws Mekon-esque cranial abacus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 7, 2021 Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 I publicly offered to flatten the contents of his clackerbag and ram them into the body cavity left by the prostate I'd rip out. Then he'd be half-way to legitimising his claim. I told him he's a bloke until any of this happens. Imagine my surprise when a woke pastel reported me for hate crime and I got banned on two SM platforms. Tofu cunts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 7, 2021 Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 6 minutes ago, Rev said: I publicly offered to flatten the contents of his clackerbag and ram them into the body cavity left by the prostate I'd rip out. Then he'd be half-way to legitimising his claim. I told him he's a bloke until any of this happens. Imagine my surprise when a woke pastel reported me for hate crime and I got banned on two SM platforms. Tofu cunts. I would plump for a Viking Blood Eagle on this pervert cunt. If he wants to be a fairy, I'll give him wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 7, 2021 Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: This vile fucking deviant cunt has upped the ante in the 'attention seeking' stakes. I saw a trailer for some shite that I won't watch, this was the emphasised line... 'Featuring Eddie Izzard in her directorial debut' The number of kickings I would like to give this nauseating, creepy fucking pervert is incalculable, even for @Cuntybaws Mekon-esque cranial abacus. Yep, Izzard is a "divide by zero" error, in more ways than one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 7, 2021 Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 On 12/03/2021 at 14:27, Stubby Pecker said: Agreed, he was good in Valkyrie, which is a great watch if only to see wee man Cruise being out acted on a massive scale by a bunch of Brit journeymen, amongst others. The Izzard was also good in Shadow of the Vampire which also had a great cast. Other than that and due to his advancing years, he literally looks like a pig in lipstick these days. As for the up the shitter bit, ask @Earl of Punkapeand the red sea pedestrian bit ask @Decimusor @judgetwi The cunt don't waste time on stage demonstrating his talent in speaking french by telling a joke in French which, for some reason, have the audience pissing themselves laughing. However, he isn't a bad actor. Watched 'Six minutes to Midnight' at the weekend and he was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 7, 2021 Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 (edited) 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The cunt don't waste time on stage demonstrating his talent in speaking french by telling a joke in French which, for some reason, have the audience pissing themselves laughing. However, he isn't a bad actor. Watched 'Six minutes to Midnight' at the weekend and he was good. He was fucking awful in the mega PC/woke adaptation of John Wyndham's 'Day Of The Triffids'. I would genuinely like to slit this cunt around the solar-plexus, pull his esophagus out of the hole and nailgun it to the male genitalia he resents so much. Twisted little cunt. Edited April 7, 2021 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 7, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: for some reason, have the audience pissing themselves laughing Middle-class arts centre cunts do this to show they understand. They make a quieter "mmm..." sort of noise as well. Izzard genuinely makes my skin creep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 7, 2021 Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 4 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Middle-class arts centre cunts do this to show they understand. They make a quieter "mmm..." sort of noise as well. Izzard genuinely makes my skin creep. And yet, Izzard is a cross between Clint Eastwood and John Wayne compared to Grayson fucking Perry, a genuinely disturbing cunt that even the "mmm..." crowd must secretly despise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 7, 2021 Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was fucking awful in the mega PC/woke adaptation of John Wyndham's 'Day Of The Triffids'. I would genuinely like to slit this cunt around the solar-plexus, pull his esophagus out of the hole and nailgun it to the male genitalia he resents so much. Twisted little cunt. Think you may have to remove that last sentence, Eric! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 7, 2021 Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 Just now, Cuntybaws said: And yet, Izzard is a cross between Clint Eastwood and John Wayne compared to Grayson fucking Perry, a genuinely disturbing cunt that even the "mmm..." crowd must secretly despise. It's a bit worrying when you see this cunt dressing as a toddler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 7, 2021 Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: And yet, Izzard is a cross between Clint Eastwood and John Wayne compared to Grayson fucking Perry, a genuinely disturbing cunt that even the "mmm..." crowd must secretly despise. This Perry twat needs nailing up setting fire to if only for the above picture. How the fuck cunts of his ilk make a living from their so call art is fucking beyond most. Champagne socialists no doubt and other Lun-Don type cunts poncing around a lording his brilliant conceptualism. Kill it with fire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 7, 2021 Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's a bit worrying when you see this cunt dressing as a toddler. Grayson Perry is a totally repulsive Savile lookalike cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 7, 2021 Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was fucking awful in the mega PC/woke adaptation of John Wyndham's 'Day Of The Triffids'. I would genuinely like to slit this cunt around the solar-plexus, pull his esophagus out of the hole and nailgun it to the male genitalia he resents so much. Twisted little nonce cunt. You’re mellowing in your old age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 7, 2021 Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 On 12/03/2021 at 11:22, Major Cunt said: Izzard is a cunt of interstellar proportions, and I'd wager heavily that he takes it up arse too (without Googling his sexual predilection). The only decent thing I can say about the cross dressing wanker was his acting in the film Valkyrie. Definitely a cunt. He specialises in Nazi characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 7, 2021 Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 4 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Middle-class arts centre cunts do this to show they understand. They make a quieter "mmm..." sort of noise as well. Izzard genuinely makes my skin creep. I suggest you unzip your skin and give it a good airing on the clothesline on a breezy day. If you like I can come round and assist with my new box cutter. It would be a pleasure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 7, 2021 Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: And yet, Izzard is a cross between Clint Eastwood and John Wayne compared to Grayson fucking Perry, a genuinely disturbing cunt that even the "mmm..." crowd must secretly despise. I’ve just put my tinfoil hat on and i’ve immediately recollected that Larry Grayson was a bit ‘funny’ too. I should have been a detective or something. I’ve highlighted the clue which led me to this conclusion as I realise not everyone has my probing inquisitive nature. Evening all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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