Eddie Izzard...

[Hammer of Cunts]

1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said:

One of the senior clerks that I knew had been a German pow who had been captured by the British after D day. He said that by early 1944 Germany was losing control in France and no German dared to venture far from anywhere that was not under complete control because the resistance would quickly finish them off. He said that the French were not cowards just that their leaders and military were not prepared.

A lot of the resistance was divided into communist sects which spent most of their time trying to murder each other and only really provoking reprisals from the Germans; by 1944 the allies were very worried that weapons etc were being stockpiled for a post-war revolution.

[Major Cunt]

4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Adam Sandler

Val Kilmer. Have you seen the size of the bloated cunt these day's. Not only that, but he's got to be of kraut lineage with a name like that and the blonde hair. 

The only film I remember him playing a decent part in is 'Heat', and apparently the fat sex pest casting couch kike Harvey had his way with Ashley Judd, or maybe he just got a nosh. I've not read the court transcripts... 

[Major Cunt]

On 08/04/2021 at 20:57, Earl of Punkape said:

What about a Jacobite rebellion against Sturgeon and new links with Rome?

The Duke of Norfolk could be your Catholic King...

The Jacobites looked like transvestites with their wigs and stockings. I fear you may have logged onto the wrong website, again. 

Fuck off, lol, ect... 

[Eric Cuntman]

Just now, Major Cunt said:

Val Kilmer. Have you seen the size of the bloated cunt these day's. Not only that, but he's got to be of kraut lineage with a name that and the blonde hair. 

The only film I remember him playing a decent part in is 'Heat', and apparently the fat sex pest casting couch kike Harvey had his way with Ashley Judd, or maybe he just got a nosh. I've not read the court transcripts... 

Val Kilmers first starring role was in 'Top Secret'. A spoof WW2 spy film. it features a pneumatic drill with a 14" rubber cock on the end, called the 'Anal-Intruder 2000'. And cameo appearances from Omar Sharif and Peter Cushing.

Made by the producers and writers of 'Airplane'. Fucking Hilarious. Watch it if you get the chance.

[Guest Weary&Disgusted]

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Val Kilmers first starring role was in 'Top Secret'. A spoof WW2 spy film. it features a pneumatic drill with a 14" rubber cock on the end, called the 'Anal-Intruder 2000'. And cameo appearances from Omar Sharif and Peter Cushing.

Made by the producers and writers of 'Airplane'. Fucking Hilarious. Watch it if you get the chance.

I thought he was really good in "Spartan", a film about a VIP being abducted, and the subsequent fallout.  

[King Billy]

8 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

As opposed to Churchill on....? Some of his staff and army veterans have been able to release a few facts about Churchill's conduct and habits (without being killed by the Establishment or secret service or squashed underneath the Official Secrets Act) which actually chip awat at the pircelain smooth propaganda image of courageous dedication drummed into everybody by the authoritarian state. 

The reason - the only reason - is the stupid blunder of declaring war on America alongside Japan after Pearl Harbour and therefore having to fight a WAR ON TWO FRONTS - a no win situation that Bismarck had skillfully avoided in the C19 allowing the rise of Germany. 

Getting back to Goering I think thwre is a good range of actors who could have played him to a T. By fuck we've had so many fucking boring incarnations of Churchill just to please the propaganda machiine. Who would be your choice to play Goering? Past or present. 

Past: it's gotta be Marlon Brando. Perhaps Albert Finney. 

Present: John Travolta or Micky Rourke, problem is the accent. European actors? Gerard Depardieu? One of those 1970s dubbed international films. 

Alan Carr.

[King Billy]

5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The French soldiers could be easily identified by their insignia, a white cross on a white background. 

The motto of their special forces is 'Who Cares Who Wins'

(obviously not the FFL.. before you get all cunty)

Slippery cunts the Frenchies. Probably the goose fat.

[Stubby Pecker]

8 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

I think that with Goering (like most of the real German military top brass) is that they knew that they would lose the war but short of eliminating Hitler there was fuck all they could do. Goering and others sensibly just hoped to drag things out as long as possible in the hope that Hitler would vanish and live as comfortably as possible in the meantime, and held the hope that they might come to some sort of settlement with the Yanks and the British. The problem with invading the UK was that stretch of water called the English Channel. If they had managed to get enough troop across to seize the South of England they would have been seriously weakened .. Churchill actually realised this and understood Hitler and had said that once Hitler realised the problems that they would probably move their attention to Russia which is exactly what they did. The reality was that once the Germans had seized France they had reached the limits of what their manpower could do. Possibly they had actually over reached themselves already. Ironically that stretch of water is the main reason hat being in the EU was not a good thing for the UK.

Most krauts, top brass or grunts, were convinced the allies would join them and fight the Russians. I guess they didn’t see their naughty boy gassing of 8 million as that bad. How wrong they were and they suffered nasty payback from Ivan 

[Stubby Pecker]

51 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Slippery cunts the Frenchies. Probably the goose fat.

@Witheredscrote? 

[Cuntybaws]

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Most krauts, top brass or grunts, were convinced the allies would join them and fight the Russians. I guess they didn’t see their naughty boy gassing of 8 million as that bad.

On which note they've nearly caught up again now, much to Ratty's disgust.

[ChildeHarold]

On 10/04/2021 at 14:34, Hammer of Cunts said:

A lot of the resistance was divided into communist sects which spent most of their time trying to murder each other and only really provoking reprisals from the Germans; by 1944 the allies were very worried that weapons etc were being stockpiled for a post-war revolution.

Which is why when the Yanks invaded Italy they spent more time hunting down "commies" in the partisans than fighting the Nazis. Also why Cunt Churchill aimed to put a snipers bulket through Tito's head in the victory celebrations in Belgrade. Only Tito found out the plot and went to Moscow and got full Soviet backing and protection. Churchill aimed to construct right wing pro American governments in Greece and Italy if necessary from Nazi collaborators and using the old royal families to disguise the fucking corrupt fascist unpopular true nature of these puppet states. In fact the British actually were fighting on the streets of Athens killing Greek republicans to get the Philips and Constantines back in with right wing anti-communist politicians. Let Philip the shit bag rot in his Windsor grave. Fucking load of fascists. 

[King Billy]

5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Which is why when the Yanks invaded Italy they spent more time hunting down "commies" in the partisans than fighting the Nazis. Also why Cunt Churchill aimed to put a snipers bulket through Tito's head in the victory celebrations in Belgrade. Only Tito found out the plot and went to Moscow and got full Soviet backing and protection. Churchill aimed to construct right wing pro American governments in Greece and Italy if necessary from Nazi collaborators and using the old royal families to disguise the fucking corrupt fascist unpopular true nature of these puppet states. In fact the British actually were fighting on the streets of Athens killing Greek republicans to get the Philips and Constantines back in with right wing anti-communist politicians. Let Philip the shit bag rot in his Windsor grave. Fucking load of fascists. 

Prepare your arsehole Dickwipe. You’re about to be fucked.

[cuntspotter]

No fomenting arguments or pursuing vendettas with other members. .

[Guest Weary&Disgusted]

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Which is why when the Yanks invaded Italy they spent more time hunting down "commies" in the partisans than fighting the Nazis. Also why Cunt Churchill aimed to put a snipers bulket through Tito's head in the victory celebrations in Belgrade. Only Tito found out the plot and went to Moscow and got full Soviet backing and protection. Churchill aimed to construct right wing pro American governments in Greece and Italy if necessary from Nazi collaborators and using the old royal families to disguise the fucking corrupt fascist unpopular true nature of these puppet states. In fact the British actually were fighting on the streets of Athens killing Greek republicans to get the Philips and Constantines back in with right wing anti-communist politicians. Let Philip the shit bag rot in his Windsor grave. Fucking load of fascists. 

Desperate times, desperate measures H.  

[Hammer of Cunts]

11 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Which is why when the Yanks invaded Italy they spent more time hunting down "commies" in the partisans than fighting the Nazis. Also why Cunt Churchill aimed to put a snipers bulket through Tito's head in the victory celebrations in Belgrade. Only Tito found out the plot and went to Moscow and got full Soviet backing and protection. Churchill aimed to construct right wing pro American governments in Greece and Italy if necessary from Nazi collaborators and using the old royal families to disguise the fucking corrupt fascist unpopular true nature of these puppet states. In fact the British actually were fighting on the streets of Athens killing Greek republicans to get the Philips and Constantines back in with right wing anti-communist politicians. Let Philip the shit bag rot in his Windsor grave. Fucking load of fascists. 

It was right that the allies spent time suppressing communism, it was the fear of it that facilitated the rise of Nazism in the first place. From a Utilitarian point of view, Hitler was a better choice than Stalin (less than 10% of the murders).

The threat from highly armed partisans had to be addressed, A socialist run Europe was seen as a threat but would have been unlikely to arise democratically, given the rifts in the existing factions. Civil unrest, fomented by a tiny minority of zealots, was a threat to be stamped on. Uniting the populations was more important than schoolboy political woffling.

Has there ever been a state, run on extreme left-wing principles, that hasn't had to use its armed forces to stop the population leaving en masse? Not even prolix and free cigars can keep 'em in Cuba.

[ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

It was right that the allies spent time suppressing communism, it was the fear of it that facilitated the rise of Nazism in the first place. From a Utilitarian point of view, Hitler was a better choice than Stalin (less than 10% of the murders).

The threat from highly armed partisans had to be addressed, A socialist run Europe was seen as a threat but would have been unlikely to arise democratically, given the rifts in the existing factions. Civil unrest, fomented by a tiny minority of zealots, was a threat to be stamped on. Uniting the populations was more important than schoolboy political woffling.

Has there ever been a state, run on extreme left-wing principles, that hasn't had to use its armed forces to stop the population leaving en masse? Not even prolix and free cigars can keep 'em in Cuba.

I' m looking forward to your next slice of amateur history. Hilarious. 

[ChildeHarold]

11 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

Desperate times, desperate measures H.  

Nothing is desperate on that scale - it is carefully planned. You just have to study in detail the history of just one small area of the Empire such as the Bahamas and you see how the British (Norman Conquest) establishment had enormous experience, skill and expertise in colonialisation, administration and all the public and covert actions/policies needed to maintain control. All that was deployed and nuanced throughout the world wherever the British went and the Americans just took over after 1945. The redeployment of Battle of Britain "heros" and RAF fighters to Kenya in the 1950s to murder black nationalists. I have been watching the reruns of Flame Trees of Thikas on Talking Pictures and am amazed how stupid and naive the British population was just a couple of generations ago about the British Empire. 

The propaganda and cover up is still going on and large elements of that fake history and brainwashing come up regularly on this site in posts that could have been written in the 1930s by kids who left elementary school at 14. 

[Dyslexic cnut]

8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Nothing is desperate on that scale - it is carefully planned. You just have to study in detail the history of just one small area of the Empire such as the Bahamas and you see how the British (Norman Conquest) establishment had enormous experience, skill and expertise in colonialisation, administration and all the public and covert actions/policies needed to maintain control. All that was deployed and nuanced throughout the world wherever the British went and the Americans just took over after 1945. The redeployment of Battle of Britain "heros" and RAF fighters to Kenya in the 1950s to murder black nationalists. I have been watching the reruns of Flame Trees of Thikas on Talking Pictures and am amazed how stupid and naive the British population was just a couple of generations ago about the British Empire. 

The propaganda and cover up is still going on and large elements of that fake history and brainwashing come up regularly on this site in posts that could have been written in the 1930s by kids who left elementary school at 14. 

So, eight years after you then?

[ChildeHarold]

6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

So, eight years after you then?

Fuck off retard. 

[camberwell gypsy]

32 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Nothing is desperate on that scale - it is carefully planned. You just have to study in detail the history of just one small area of the Empire such as the Bahamas and you see how the British (Norman Conquest) establishment had enormous experience, skill and expertise in colonialisation, administration and all the public and covert actions/policies needed to maintain control. All that was deployed and nuanced throughout the world wherever the British went and the Americans just took over after 1945. The redeployment of Battle of Britain "heros" and RAF fighters to Kenya in the 1950s to murder black nationalists. I have been watching the reruns of Flame Trees of Thikas on Talking Pictures and am amazed how stupid and naive the British population was just a couple of generations ago about the British Empire. 

The propaganda and cover up is still going on and large elements of that fake history and brainwashing come up regularly on this site in posts that could have been written in the 1930s by kids who left elementary school at 14. 

People in this country have been brainwashed throughout our history. You only have to look at 1914 when thousands of men willingly walked like sheep to be slaughtered on the battlefields. I would like to think that wouldnt happen now as we are supposed to be more informed but looking at society's behaviour over this chinky plague, I somehow doubt it.

[Hammer of Cunts]

3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I' m looking forward to your next slice of amateur history. Hilarious. 

I'll be delighted to disappoint you.

[ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

I'll be delighted to disappoint you.

I'll just have to fall back on my A J P T. 

[Eric Cuntman]

6 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

 posts that could have been written in the 1930s by kids who left elementary school at 14. 

Unlike your posts, which could have been written by a dead foetus that left the womb at 14 weeks.

[Goober]

5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

People in this country have been brainwashed throughout our history. You only have to look at 1914 when thousands of men willingly walked like sheep to be slaughtered on the battlefields. I would like to think that wouldnt happen now as we are supposed to be more informed but looking at society's behaviour over this chinky plague, I somehow doubt it.

I highly doubt that as many of them as you believe walked into that willingly or sheep-like, at least not after the first few months. I suspect most were shitting themselves. Never underestimate the effect of intense peer pressure and the abject humiliation of receiving a white feather (most commonly from women), especially at that point in history. 

[camberwell gypsy]

9 minutes ago, Goober said:

I highly doubt that as many of them as you believe walked into that willingly or sheep-like, at least not after the first few months. I suspect most were shitting themselves. Never underestimate the effect of intense peer pressure and the abject humiliation of receiving a white feather (most commonly from women), especially at that point in history. 

Maybe. But I remember a story that's seeped into the family that my grandfather and great uncles all joined up believing the bullshit that the government were peddling at the time. Luckily they all got through it alive but the psychological effect on them was pretty bad. My grandfather was invilided out in 1916 after having been gassed and experienced very bad panic attacks. One of his brothers was bayoneted through the cheek fighting in an enemy trench.