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Izzard is a cunt of interstellar proportions, and I'd wager heavily that he takes it up arse too (without Googling his sexual predilection). 

The only decent thing I can say about the cross dressing wanker was his acting in the film Valkyrie. 

Definitely a cunt. 

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Is he also a four x two?
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3 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

Izzard is a cunt of interstellar proportions, and I'd wager heavily that he takes it up arse too (without Googling his sexual predilection). 

The only decent thing I can say about the cross dressing wanker was his acting in the film Valkyrie. 

Definitely a cunt. 

Agreed, he was good in Valkyrie, which is a great watch if only to see wee man Cruise being out acted on a massive scale by a bunch of Brit journeymen, amongst others. 

The Izzard was also good in Shadow of the Vampire which also had a great cast. Other than that and due to his advancing years, he literally looks like a pig in lipstick these days. 

As for the up the shitter bit, ask @Earl of Punkapeand the red sea pedestrian bit ask @Decimusor @judgetwi

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15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Agreed, he was good in Valkyrie, which is a great watch if only to see wee man Cruise being out acted on a massive scale by a bunch of Brit journeymen, amongst others. 

The Izzard was also good in Shadow of the Vampire which also had a great cast. Other than that and due to his advancing years, he literally looks like a pig in lipstick these days. 

As for the up the shitter bit, ask @Earl of Punkapeand the red sea pedestrian bit ask @Decimusor @judgetwi

I can confirm that this freak of nature isn't on The List, which is a good thing for him, or "her", as the awful fucking degenerate insists on being called. After a lifetime of dining out on copious amounts of pork sword, if he was a Kike, he'd end up in Jew Boy Hell.

He does however have the DNA of the second most reviled race on the planet, the French.

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3 hours ago, Decimus said:

I can confirm that this freak of nature isn't on The List, which is a good thing for him, or "her", as the awful fucking degenerate insists on being called. After a lifetime of dining out on copious amounts of pork sword, if he was a Kike, he'd end up in Jew Boy Hell.

He does however have the DNA of the second most reviled race on the planet, the French.

Hi, have I missed much?

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1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

Hi, have I missed much?

You missed out on Sundays revelations, Withers, as it appears the Corners been infiltrated by several Uncle Jimmy's. I have no idea what the age of consent is in France, but considering you're awash with Arabs, I'd imagine anything's fair game.

We dished out some severe kickings to the filthy beasts...

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5 hours ago, Decimus said:

I can confirm that this freak of nature isn't on The List, which is a good thing for him, or "her", as the awful fucking degenerate insists on being called. After a lifetime of dining out on copious amounts of pork sword, if he was a Kike, he'd end up in Jew Boy Hell.

He does however have the DNA of the second most reviled race on the planet, the French.

To be fair, I didn't need a crystal ball to predict Izzard as a turd burglar, and I believe his heritage maybe Lebaniese. I'm sure he won't be appearing on 'Who Do You Think You Are' for fear of being kicked of a high rise building. It's a shame really as I'd tune in for that episode.

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5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Agreed, he was good in Valkyrie, which is a great watch if only to see wee man Cruise being out acted on a massive scale by a bunch of Brit journeymen, amongst others. 

The Izzard was also good in Shadow of the Vampire which also had a great cast. Other than that and due to his advancing years, he literally looks like a pig in lipstick these days. 

As for the up the shitter bit, ask @Earl of Punkapeand the red sea pedestrian bit ask @Decimusor @judgetwi

I'd happily ask our mobility scooter bound jewboy if he was a regular at the synagogue, just to drive the old bastard incandescent with rage...

I honesty think he might be dead. Maybe @Frank could pay him a visit? After the restaurant fiasco I'm sure he'd appreciate the sentiment. 

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2 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

I'd happily ask our mobility scooter bound jewboy if he was a regular at the synagogue, just to drive the old bastard incandescent with rage...

I honesty think he might be dead. Maybe @Frank could pay him a visit? After the restaurant fiasco I'm sure he'd appreciate the sentiment. 

Death has only ever been Franks goal throughout his miserable existence. As it’s the only thing the retarded cunt  hopes for every day, I for one would hate to see it happen, unless it was extremely slow, horrifically painful and repeated every day for eternity.

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This vile fucking deviant cunt has upped the ante in the 'attention seeking' stakes. I saw a trailer for some shite that I won't watch, this was the emphasised line...

'Featuring Eddie Izzard in her directorial debut'

The number of kickings I would like to give this nauseating, creepy fucking pervert is incalculable, even for @Cuntybaws Mekon-esque cranial abacus.

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I publicly offered to flatten the contents of his clackerbag and ram them into the body cavity left by the prostate I'd rip out. Then he'd be half-way to legitimising his claim. I told him he's a bloke until any of this happens.

Imagine my surprise when a woke pastel reported me for hate crime and I got banned on two SM platforms.

Tofu cunts.

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6 minutes ago, Rev said:

I publicly offered to flatten the contents of his clackerbag and ram them into the body cavity left by the prostate I'd rip out. Then he'd be half-way to legitimising his claim. I told him he's a bloke until any of this happens.

Imagine my surprise when a woke pastel reported me for hate crime and I got banned on two SM platforms.

Tofu cunts.

I would plump for a Viking Blood Eagle on this pervert cunt. If he wants to be a fairy, I'll give him wings.

 

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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

This vile fucking deviant cunt has upped the ante in the 'attention seeking' stakes. I saw a trailer for some shite that I won't watch, this was the emphasised line...

'Featuring Eddie Izzard in her directorial debut'

The number of kickings I would like to give this nauseating, creepy fucking pervert is incalculable, even for @Cuntybaws Mekon-esque cranial abacus.

Yep, Izzard is a "divide by zero" error, in more ways than one.

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On 12/03/2021 at 14:27, Stubby Pecker said:

Agreed, he was good in Valkyrie, which is a great watch if only to see wee man Cruise being out acted on a massive scale by a bunch of Brit journeymen, amongst others. 

The Izzard was also good in Shadow of the Vampire which also had a great cast. Other than that and due to his advancing years, he literally looks like a pig in lipstick these days. 

As for the up the shitter bit, ask @Earl of Punkapeand the red sea pedestrian bit ask @Decimusor @judgetwi

The cunt don't waste time on stage demonstrating his talent in speaking french by telling a joke in French which, for some reason, have the audience pissing themselves laughing. 

However, he isn't a bad actor. Watched 'Six minutes to Midnight' at the weekend and he was good. 

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5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The cunt don't waste time on stage demonstrating his talent in speaking french by telling a joke in French which, for some reason, have the audience pissing themselves laughing. 

However, he isn't a bad actor. Watched 'Six minutes to Midnight' at the weekend and he was good. 

He was fucking awful in the mega PC/woke adaptation of John Wyndham's 'Day Of The Triffids'.

I would genuinely like to slit this cunt around the solar-plexus, pull his esophagus out of the hole and nailgun it to the male genitalia he resents so much. Twisted little cunt.

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30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

for some reason, have the audience pissing themselves laughing

Middle-class arts centre cunts do this to show they understand. They make a quieter "mmm..." sort of noise as well.

Izzard genuinely makes my skin creep.

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4 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Middle-class arts centre cunts do this to show they understand. They make a quieter "mmm..." sort of noise as well.

Izzard genuinely makes my skin creep.

And yet, Izzard is a cross between Clint Eastwood and John Wayne compared to Grayson fucking Perry, a genuinely disturbing cunt that even the "mmm..." crowd must secretly despise.

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5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He was fucking awful in the mega PC/woke adaptation of John Wyndham's 'Day Of The Triffids'.

I would genuinely like to slit this cunt around the solar-plexus, pull his esophagus out of the hole and nailgun it to the male genitalia he resents so much. Twisted little cunt.

Think you may have to remove that last sentence,  Eric!

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Just now, Cuntybaws said:

And yet, Izzard is a cross between Clint Eastwood and John Wayne compared to Grayson fucking Perry, a genuinely disturbing cunt that even the "mmm..." crowd must secretly despise.

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It's a bit worrying when you see this cunt dressing as a toddler. 

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1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

And yet, Izzard is a cross between Clint Eastwood and John Wayne compared to Grayson fucking Perry, a genuinely disturbing cunt that even the "mmm..." crowd must secretly despise.

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This Perry twat needs nailing up setting fire to if only for the above picture. How the fuck cunts of his ilk make a living from their so call art is fucking beyond most. Champagne socialists no doubt and other Lun-Don type cunts poncing around a lording his brilliant conceptualism. 

Kill it with fire. 

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2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He was fucking awful in the mega PC/woke adaptation of John Wyndham's 'Day Of The Triffids'.

I would genuinely like to slit this cunt around the solar-plexus, pull his esophagus out of the hole and nailgun it to the male genitalia he resents so much. Twisted little nonce cunt.

You’re mellowing in your old age.

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On 12/03/2021 at 11:22, Major Cunt said:

Izzard is a cunt of interstellar proportions, and I'd wager heavily that he takes it up arse too (without Googling his sexual predilection). 

The only decent thing I can say about the cross dressing wanker was his acting in the film Valkyrie. 

Definitely a cunt. 

He specialises in Nazi characters. 

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4 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

Middle-class arts centre cunts do this to show they understand. They make a quieter "mmm..." sort of noise as well.

Izzard genuinely makes my skin creep.

I suggest you unzip your skin and give it a good airing on the clothesline on a breezy day. If you like I can come round and assist with my new box cutter. It would be a pleasure. 

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4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

And yet, Izzard is a cross between Clint Eastwood and John Wayne compared to Grayson fucking Perry, a genuinely disturbing cunt that even the "mmm..." crowd must secretly despise.

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I’ve just put my tinfoil hat on and i’ve immediately recollected that Larry Grayson was a bit ‘funny’ too. I should have been a detective or something. I’ve highlighted the clue which led me to this conclusion as I realise not everyone has my probing inquisitive nature.

Evening all.

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