ChildeHarold Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I'm a fan of Bo-Selecta. Remember when Vanessa Feltz was the celeb guest... "I would love to fuck her, she is fat." It was genuinely original and in touch with how people really see the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck off Stephen! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 Just now, ChildeHarold said: It was genuinely original and in touch with how people really see the world. Who would have thought that Michael Jackson was a fan of Ronnay Barkay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck off Stephen! Your Honor is really dragging its feet. I can see a role for Stephen as Bryan Cranston's legal secretary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Frank said: Has Julia Davis done anything lately? 'Nighty-Night' seems like a long time ago. It was one of the last comedies to genuinely make me laugh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Who would have thought that Michael Jackson was a fan of Ronnay Barkay. Now Ronnay cut the shit you mother fuckering fuck face. And it's goodbye from him and it is goodbye from me on my back to the future mother fucker time machine you mother fuckers. Hee, hee, hee... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Has Julia Davis done anything lately? 'Nighty-Night' seems like a long time ago. It was one of the last comedies to genuinely make me laugh. Did you see Sally4Ever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 25 minutes ago, Frank said: DC it's not my business and of course I won't get involved, but it appears that the Harold bod has got right up your nose. What's the thinking behind this? I was happy to go with the flow here, but this chap boasted about owning a pair of ‘Ravel’ shoes with rubber soles Francis. What would you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 15 minutes ago, Frank said: Did you see Sally4Ever? Nope. But I will now. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nope. But I will now. Thank you. Best thing I've seen on the telly since nighty-night. I don't know if you'll find it on the hooky streaming sites, but I think it's on HBO. It's worth paying for episode 4 alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 18 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I was happy to go with the flow here, but this chap boasted about owning a pair of ‘Ravel’ shoes with rubber soles Francis. What would you do? I had a Saturday job at Ravel in Brent Cross when I was 15. They sent me on a two day course to learn the art of selling shoe trees. I was a hater at a very young age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 11 minutes ago, Frank said: I was a hater at a very young age. What a shame you lived that long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Has Julia Davis done anything lately? 'Nighty-Night' seems like a long time ago. It was one of the last comedies to genuinely make me laugh. Two Doors Down is great. Especially Elaine C Smith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 44 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Two Doors Down is great. Especially Elaine C Smith. I'll give it a look. I hope it's not one of those things that only women find funny, like Miranda Hart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 36 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'll give it a look. I hope it's not one of those things that only women find funny, like Miranda Hart. You do realise that Miranda Hart is Bernard Breslaw in a wig? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'll give it a look. I hope it's not one of those things that only women find funny, like Miranda Hart. And no. She's as funny as trapping a finger in a door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 8 hours ago, Frank said: I had a Saturday job at Ravel in Brent Cross when I was 15. They sent me on a two day course to learn the art of selling shoe trees. I was a hater at a very young age. Careful frank, you will be swapping recipes with gypo at 2am before you know it, pleb. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 38 minutes ago, Eddie said: Careful frank, you will be swapping recipes with gypo at 2am before you know it, pleb. That was never Frank's Trueform or even his Stylo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'll give it a look. I hope it's not one of those things that only women find funny, like Miranda Hart. I always thought Miranda Hart represented the absolute nadir of funniness, the perfect comedy vacuum. Then I saw Romesh Ranganathan. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Then I saw Romesh Ranganathan. Stand directly in front of him and he wouldn’t see you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I always thought Miranda Hart represented the absolute nadir of funniness, the perfect comedy vacuum. Then I saw Romesh Ranganathan. Most ethnic comedians are shit as far as my tastes go. A couple of exceptions are Reginald D Hunter, who has a voice and southern accent you can listen to all day, but the greatest black stand-up, pushing Richard Pryor into 2nd place in front of Reg, has to be Eddie Murphy. Quick thinking funny cunt that's never really played the race card, and got on with it. "I don't have a problem if my girlfriend goes out with her gay friends. At least they won't be hitting on her, but it worries me that at the end of the night, she gives them a little goodnight kiss and then comes home to me with AIDS all over her lips." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Most ethnic comedians are shit as far as my tastes go. A couple of exceptions are Reginald D Hunter, who has a voice and southern accent you can listen to all day, but the greatest black stand-up, pushing Richard Pryor into 2nd place in front of Reg, has to be Eddie Murphy. Quick thinking funny cunt that's never really played the race card, and got on with it. "I don't have a problem if my girlfriend goes out with her gay friends. At least they won't be hitting on her, but it worries me that at the end of the night, she gives them a little goodnight kiss and then comes home to me with AIDS all over her lips." Billy Connolly was a good ethnic comedian but now he’s a spastic... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Most ethnic comedians are shit as far as my tastes go. A couple of exceptions are Reginald D Hunter, who has a voice and southern accent you can listen to all day, but the greatest black stand-up, pushing Richard Pryor into 2nd place in front of Reg, has to be Eddie Murphy. Quick thinking funny cunt that's never really played the race card, and got on with it. "I don't have a problem if my girlfriend goes out with her gay friends. At least they won't be hitting on her, but it worries me that at the end of the night, she gives them a little goodnight kiss and then comes home to me with AIDS all over her lips." If I see Live at the Apollo has an ethnic comedian on, I always take a look, just to see if their routine is about being ethnic. It always is. One black woman came out and said "alright Apollo? As you can see I is bleck", which brought a huge laugh out of the predominantly white audience. After a minute I switch off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Billy Connolly was a good ethnic comedian but now he’s a spastic... lol. Pamela Stephenson back in the day... would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Eddie Murphy... Went down considerably in my opinion when he impregnated Scary Spice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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