Eric Cuntman Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 35 minutes ago, Decimus said: Don't forget his other career as an unskilled labourer. All I can assume is that there's a huge demand in New Zealand for bowl cuts and Neanderthals capable of lifting things. 'Worlds Strongest Poof' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 46 minutes ago, Wolfie said: How on Earth have I managed to survive the Corner for more than four years without your expertise to guide me, DC? We've been here before, you insolent little Scouse shitweasel. Keep your big trap shut or your short existence here will undoubtedly become a little less enjoyable. Got it, newbie? Beats me Wolfo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 49 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Worlds Strongest Poof' The gay magician. He disappeared with a ‘poof’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 On 04/01/2021 at 06:45, JohnnySaucePants said: Your on. Twenty quid an hour and pay your own airfares and quarantine costs. Jobs a goodun. When do you want to start, i'll ask them to allocate you the ones the Pinays use. They stand on the seat and seem to aim at the walls. 'You're'. Perhaps you are wealthy, Johnny – which may go some way to explaining how you afforded bribing the NZ immigration centre's staff who allocate skilled migrant resident visas. When you applied, I'm almost certain you signed off your application letter with 'Your's faithfully' (as with the dole agency in the UK), you thick, uneducated, grammatically inept waste of milkman's spunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 38 minutes ago, Wolfie said: 'You're'. Perhaps you are wealthy, Johnny – which may go some way to explaining how you afforded bribing the NZ immigration centre's staff who allocate skilled migrant resident visas. When you applied, I'm almost certain you signed off your application letter with 'Your's faithfully' (as with the dole agency in the UK), you thick, uneducated, grammatically inept waste of spunk. It was "Your's [sic] Sincerely". Dear Gary, I'll deep throat you and give you 10 free haircuts at my salon, Cut & Blow Jobs, if you give me a visa. Pretty please. Your's Sincerely Mr Johnny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 7 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Well, even if you were desperate to get out of your covid infested rat hole, you sure wouldnt be allowed in here. They dont let unskilled, benefit scrounging, cunts in. I'd suggest you try Australia. Besides you obviously attended the wrong school, you state school wanker. Fuck off. 🙂 The population of New Zealand is 5 million people. That means there are, give or take, about 2 million females over the age of 18. Apparently the average length of the male member is 7", whilst the average depth of vaginas is 9". This means there is (assuming 100% employment of over 18's vaginas) roughly 63 miles of completely useless cunt in New Zealand. You're 5' 6" of it. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 45 minutes ago, Goober said: The population of New Zealand is 5 million people. That means there are, give or take, about 2 million females over the age of 18. Apparently the average length of the male member is 7", whilst the average depth of vaginas is 9". This means there is (assuming 100% employment of over 18's vaginas) roughly 63 miles of completely useless cunt in New Zealand. You're 5' 6" of it. Fuck off. 'Average depth of vaginas is 9"! Dunno what kiwi wimmin' shove up theirs, but the depth of a cunny canal is between 3"and 6". * *no fucking crude comments towards me you cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 24 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: FFsake, How long did it take you to think that pile of shit up? Idiot, fuck off. Let's put it this way, far less time than it took you to upload an image to a website. Fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: 'Average depth of vaginas is 9"! Dunno what kiwi wimmin' shove up theirs, but the depth of a cunny canal is between 3"and 6". * *no fucking crude comments towards me you cunts. Not in Llandudno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 5 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Not in Llandudno. Land of the bucket cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 Not content with shouting it to anyone within earshot of a grotty Premier Inn, this infuriatingly indignant talent-vacuum has just had a "manifesto" published on how to make our screens more diverse, despite BAME and indeed LGBTQ "minority groups" actually being overrepresented on TV, according to figures released by the Creative Diversity Network last year. What a fucking cunt. https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B08NRPV2MK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_zjo-FbRZ1ZMZN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 8, 2021 Report Share Posted January 8, 2021 34 minutes ago, nocti said: Not content with shouting it to anyone within earshot of a grotty Premier Inn, this infuriatingly indignant talent-vacuum has just had a "manifesto" published on how to make our screens more diverse, despite BAME and indeed LGBTQ "minority groups" actually being overrepresented on TV, according to figures released by the Creative Diversity Network last year. What a fucking cunt. https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B08NRPV2MK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_zjo-FbRZ1ZMZN This is all very confusing. Not like the old days when TV was just black and white. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 2 hours ago, Goober said: Let's put it this way, far less time than it took you to upload an image to a website. Fucking idiot. Outta likes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 This is real choc ice territory. Occasional glimpses of a good laugh would be greatly appreciated but have become increasingly rare in Lenny's comedic career. A Resolution for you Henery my old son: 2021: Be Better Not Bitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 On 09/01/2021 at 21:32, ChildeHarold said: This is real choc ice territory. Occasional glimpses of a good laugh would be greatly appreciated but have become increasingly rare in Lenny's comedic career. A Resolution for you Henery my old son: 2021: Be Better Not Bitter. Or push the bed against the door at the Premier Inn, neck a few dozen Temazepam and a bottle of Wray and Nephews overproof and set fire to the curtains. Fucking gobby black cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 9, 2021 Report Share Posted January 9, 2021 23 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Land of the bucket cunt. I thought that was KFC? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 10, 2021 Report Share Posted January 10, 2021 11 hours ago, King Billy said: Or push the bed against the door at the Premier Inn, neck a few dozen Temazepam and a bottle of Wray and Nephews ovenproof and set fire to the curtains. Fucking gobby black cunt. That's exactly what I meant. Shouldn't your posts start with your candidate number and name cleatly written at the top, all points numbered and a signed declaration at the end saying nobody else helped you in any way during this examination? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 I see Russell T Davies has said only gay actors should play gay roles. Well, I totally and wholeheartedly agree, as long as we also say that gay actors cannot play straight roles for exactly the same woke, arse-bandit reasons that he presented. I thought Taron Egerton played an excellent Elton and Rami Malek portrayed Freddie Mercury unbelievably well, in fact I dont think any sausage smuggling luvvies could have come anywhere near those performances. James Corden is a cunt though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 21 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I see Russell T Davies has said only gay actors should play gay roles. Well, I totally and wholeheartedly agree, as long as we also say that gay actors cannot play straight roles for exactly the same woke, arse-bandit reasons that he presented. I thought Taron Egerton played an excellent Elton and Rami Malek portrayed Freddie Mercury unbelievably well, in fact I dont think any sausage smuggling luvvies could have come anywhere near those performances. James Corden is a cunt though. Will they be smelling the actors dicks and measuring the diameter of their ring pieces at auditions to root out the fake mincers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Will they be smelling the actors dicks and measuring the diameter of their ring pieces at auditions to root out the fake mincers? Punkers is writing his application as we speak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 13, 2021 Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 Slightly off topic perhaps, but I saw this piece in today’s Guardian (don’t start) and my (almost) first thought was what @Eric Cuntman would have to say on the subject. I fear I have too much time on my hands these days. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/13/mental-health-act-reforms-black-people-sectioned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 13, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Slightly off topic perhaps, but I saw this piece in today’s Guardian (don’t start) and my (almost) first thought was what @Eric Cuntman would have to say on the subject. I fear I have too much time on my hands these days. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/13/mental-health-act-reforms-black-people-sectioned? The statistics show that there are four times as many black patients detained under the mental health act per 100,000 people when compared to the white demographic. Does this suggest that black people are more predisposed to suffer from mental health issues, or that the act is being used more frivolously with regard to locking them up? Personally I couldn't give a shit what colour a fucking nutter is, as long as the government invests more in our woefully underfunded mental healthcare sector. It's certainly going to be put under tremendous amounts of pressure in the immediate future dealing with the neuroses of the current generation of children growing up in such unbelievably unstable times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2021 Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Slightly off topic perhaps, but I saw this piece in today’s Guardian (don’t start) and my (almost) first thought was what @Eric Cuntman would have to say on the subject. I fear I have too much time on my hands these days. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/13/mental-health-act-reforms-black-people-sectioned? Perhaps the reason is that the primitive cunts are four times more likely to start bouncing around and stabbing people. Just a fucking thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 14, 2021 Report Share Posted January 14, 2021 How about Sir Henry of Saint Leonards nr Hastings? (Psss. Don't stay at the Travelodge) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 14, 2021 Report Share Posted January 14, 2021 On 13/01/2021 at 08:24, Decimus said: The statistics show that there are four times as many black patients detained under the mental health act per 100,000 people when compared to the white demographic. Does this suggest that black people are more predisposed to suffer from mental health issues, or that the act is being used more frivolously with regard to locking them up? Personally I couldn't give a shit what colour a fucking nutter is, as long as the government invests more in our woefully underfunded mental healthcare sector. It's certainly going to be put under tremendous amounts of pressure in the immediate future dealing with the neuroses of the current generation of children growing up in such unbelievably unstable times. Hopefully they won’t blow the annual budget trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with Harold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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