Penny Farthing Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 And leading the pack is Gerry Marsden of Gerry and the pacemakers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 Ferry Cross The Styx. Scouse cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 How do you do what you do to me? Easy, we turn the furnace on, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 He looked through the dustbins for something to eat he found a dead cat which he thought was a treat in his northern slum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 21 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: And leading the pack is Gerry Marsden of Gerry and the pacemakers. Gerry & the broken Pacemaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: He looked through the dustbins for something to eat he found a dead cat which he thought was a treat in his northern slum. You clearly haven’t seen the dead cunt’s mansion in Willaston. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You clearly haven’t seen the dead cunt’s mansion in Willaston. Which Willaston? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 21 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You clearly haven’t seen the dead cunt’s mansion in Willaston. It’s a shit hole compared to mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 Bury 'cross the Mersey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Which Willaston? Wirral, Cheshire. A huge but dated gaff in about 15 acres of pheasant-popping country. A mate has a big landscaping company and used to look after Marsden’s grounds. Always spoke very very highly of the bloke to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 50 minutes ago, Fatty said: It’s a shit hole compared to mine That’s a given...etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Fatty said: It’s a shit hole compared to mine Fatty. I’ve just heard from the slammer that Eddie’s gone super-grass. He’s right now spilling the car wash beans to Plod. I wouldn’t be planning a lie in tomorrow. I also heard his new identity is Andi Peters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 12 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Wirral, Cheshire. A huge but dated gaff in about 15 acres of pheasant-popping country. A mate has a big landscaping company and used to look after Marsden’s grounds. Always spoke very very highly of the bloke to be honest. The other Willaston is a much better place .. World worm charming championships and a couple of good pubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: The other Willaston is a much better place .. World worm charming championships and a couple of good pubs. Where’s Fatty’s drum? Narnia or Sandbanks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 5, 2021 Report Share Posted January 5, 2021 On 03/01/2021 at 18:56, Neil said: Bury 'cross the Mersey Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 5, 2021 Report Share Posted January 5, 2021 35 minutes ago, Decimus said: Idiot. You miserable cunt.Just remember that your family have to put up with you too during lockdown,they have my sympathy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 5, 2021 Report Share Posted January 5, 2021 45 minutes ago, Decimus said: Idiot. Bit harsh there Decs, I thought it was alright. Had a modicum of wit about it, which is more than I can say for most of the proliferate fuckheads on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 5, 2021 Report Share Posted January 5, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 5, 2021 Report Share Posted January 5, 2021 Just now, ProfB said: And fucking right on cue @Decimus 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 5, 2021 Report Share Posted January 5, 2021 6 minutes ago, southerncunt said: And fucking right on cue @Decimus I have to admit, in a surreal sort of way, I find @ProfB quite entertaining. Same thing with Brony Keith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 5, 2021 Report Share Posted January 5, 2021 1 hour ago, southerncunt said: Bit harsh there Decs, I thought it was alright. Had a modicum of wit about it, which is more than I can say for most of the proliferate fuckheads on here. I don't know about that, Southern, it smacked of some of the late night Camberwell fucking Gypsy shit that seems to be prevalent on here at the moment. Double entendres, innuendos, infantile rhymes etc. etc. I want more than a semi-humorous play on words, otherwise I might as well join a poetry recital society. @Neil absolutely no apologies, up your fucking game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 Death March 2021 What date in March Pen? And can’t you make it a bit sooner please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I don't know about that, Southern, it smacked of some of the late night Camberwell fucking Gypsy shit that seems to be prevalent on here at the moment. Double entendres, innuendos, infantile rhymes etc. etc. I want more than a semi-humorous play on words, otherwise I might as well join a poetry recital society. @Neil absolutely no apologies, up your fucking game. Idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 8 hours ago, Decimus said: I don't know about that, Southern, it smacked of some of the late night Camberwell fucking Gypsy shit that seems to be prevalent on here at the moment. Double entendres, innuendos, infantile rhymes etc. etc. I want more than a semi-humorous play on words, otherwise I might as well join a poetry recital society. @Neil absolutely no apologies, up your fucking game. Noted..........you miserable cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I have to admit, in a surreal sort of way, I find @ProfB quite entertaining. Same thing with Brony Keith. As do I mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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