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7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

My time working in motor manufacturing was limited to the interface architecture of automotive telematics so silly me, I always thought that "sport" modes in premium performance cars altered the throttle actuator settings thereby increasing responsiveness but hell, what do I know.  Billy, you been caught out so stop digging - it'll only get worse!

You really are a fucking one off luv. You seem to have worked in the upper echelons of just about every industry that’s ever existed. Tell us about your time fine tuning Stephensons Rocket or when NASA headhunted you to design Neil Armstrong’s in suit colostomy bag, or the time you emailed Steve Jobs the schematic diagram of the iPhone 1 you'd doodled on a spare tampon while on your lunch break as head of automotive telematics for Ferrari F1 at Maranello. Actually don’t bother luv ffs. Just have a cup of tea and a biscuit. You’ve done enough for civilisation already. Give someone else a chance.

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5 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Any modern BMW ‘M-sport’ (which is quite different beast compared  to the ‘M’ series) has a sport+ mode as well as a sport mode. Not quite sure where the M4 came into this but the fact remains, sport+ mode does much more than you’d earlier suggested and the differing engine tonality is not just down to ‘hidden amps & speakers’ either. Ask Spartacus.

The M4 became this weeks pustulating boil for Mrs Poops to squeeze as I’ve just bought one, only to be quickly informed that I’d obviously bought a wreck that’s been round the clock many times, had my arse spanked by some modern day Arthur Daley and then casually throwing into the lesson for today that she’s previously been an automotive design big wig in one of her previous careers.( along with dentist, mover and shaker in the PPE and hand sanitizer supply business, firearms trained undercover international debt collector, specialising in Central American banana republics.) Oh and I almost forgot the one thing she’s claimed to be without equal at...,tossing off her substantially older spouse like no one else can. Most of these ridiculous lies are exactly that but the one that I give the most credibility to is pretty obvious really. I mean, Come on. What’s the one thing that wankers like her are good at?

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4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Too right, M4 drivers are all for hairy-chested motoring - they absolutely want to receive information about the surface they are driving on. If they drive over a single flat sheet of A4 paper then they want to feel it. They wouldn't proudly boast about "gliding over" obstructions. Posh limousines "glide", M4's don't. If Billy did buy an M4 then he bought it for the wrong reasons and will end up wrapping the vehicle around a lamp post. As I previously intimated, the car sales person saw him coming and rinsed him.

Once again your enormous brain has triumphed over my minuscule organ. Well done luv.  I’m not a bitter person as you know so if you still need that MOT for your Nissan Micra next week just let me know luv. Wouldn’t want you hurtling along,(about 35 MPH), googling frantically trying to find M4 technical specs, love eggs hanging on the rear view mirror and bouncing off your glasses and your green saboteur wellies getting stuck under the brake pedal. 

What a woman you truly are, and so shy and modest too. If I believed in reincarnation I’d want to come back as you. First  thing I’d do is kill myself. 😂

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21 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

Another formulaic reply from our resident barber:

Step 1 - Brag about things that can’t be proven

Step 2 - Fire out a load of childish, idiotic insults

Step 3 - Tell the recipient to drink bleach

Step 4 - End with a stupid cunt emoticon.

 

Funny that's what my first girlfriend said to me before we split. 

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14 hours ago, King Billy said:

Once again your enormous brain has triumphed over my minuscule organ. Well done luv.  I’m not a bitter person as you know so if you still need that MOT for your Nissan Micra next week just let me know luv. Wouldn’t want you hurtling along,(about 35 MPH), googling frantically trying to find M4 technical specs, love eggs hanging on the rear view mirror and bouncing off your glasses and your green saboteur wellies getting stuck under the brake pedal. 

What a woman you truly are, and so shy and modest too. If I believed in reincarnation I’d want to come back as you. First  thing I’d do is kill myself. 😂

Crickey, three lame and laboured posts rattled out in quick succession and as per usual, replete with grossly exaggerated actualité. As it happens at The Corner I have drawn and referred to my experience within motor manufacturing but in your defence you're a comparative newcomer and wouldn't have known. Your description of vehicle for sabbing is not far off the mark (love eggs not withstanding) however the rest of the time I use a wholly different motor. Four years ago I posted a piccy of my works vehicle to the gallery. Its a Merc E Class 220. This is a car that glides and its nine-speed auto is the smoothest I've driven. I grew to dislike the Merc as it was an old man's car. That was four years ago - since then my employers have provided me with two (though not at the same time) Audi S5 Quattro Sportbacks. I wont tell you what works chariot I have now, firstly there are not many examples of same on UK roads so its a matter of my personal safety and secondly, I'm conscious that revealing same would cause your poor befuddled, bigoted, misogynist brain to seize and I for one do not wish to see you dribbling in a thromby ward. The NHS has enough on its plate as it is.

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3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Crickey, three lame and laboured posts rattled out in quick succession and as per usual, replete with grossly exaggerated actualité. As it happens at The Corner I have drawn and referred to my experience within motor manufacturing but in your defence you're a comparative newcomer and wouldn't have known. Your description of vehicle for sabbing is not far off the mark (love eggs not withstanding) however the rest of the time I use a wholly different motor. Four years ago I posted a piccy of my works vehicle to the gallery. Its a Merc E Class 220. This is a car that glides and its nine-speed auto is the smoothest I've driven. I grew to dislike the Merc as it was an old man's car. That was four years ago - since then my employers have provided me with two (though not at the same time) Audi S5 Quattro Sportbacks. I wont tell you what works chariot I have now, firstly there are not many examples of same on UK roads so its a matter of my personal safety and secondly, I'm conscious that revealing same would cause your poor befuddled, bigoted, misogynist brain to seize and I for one do not wish to see you dribbling in a thromby ward. The NHS has enough on its plate as it is.

Maserati Quatroporte

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4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Crickey, three lame and laboured posts rattled out in quick succession and as per usual, replete with grossly exaggerated actualité. As it happens at The Corner I have drawn and referred to my experience within motor manufacturing but in your defence you're a comparative newcomer and wouldn't have known. Your description of vehicle for sabbing is not far off the mark (love eggs not withstanding) however the rest of the time I use a wholly different motor. Four years ago I posted a piccy of my works vehicle to the gallery. Its a Merc E Class 220. This is a car that glides and its nine-speed auto is the smoothest I've driven. I grew to dislike the Merc as it was an old man's car. That was four years ago - since then my employers have provided me with two (though not at the same time) Audi S5 Quattro Sportbacks. I wont tell you what works chariot I have now, firstly there are not many examples of same on UK roads so its a matter of my personal safety and secondly, I'm conscious that revealing same would cause your poor befuddled, bigoted, misogynist brain to seize and I for one do not wish to see you dribbling in a thromby ward. The NHS has enough on its plate as it is.

A citroen dianne?

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

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4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Crickey, three lame and laboured posts rattled out in quick succession and as per usual, replete with grossly exaggerated actualité. As it happens at The Corner I have drawn and referred to my experience within motor manufacturing but in your defence you're a comparative newcomer and wouldn't have known. Your description of vehicle for sabbing is not far off the mark (love eggs not withstanding) however the rest of the time I use a wholly different motor. Four years ago I posted a piccy of my works vehicle to the gallery. Its a Merc E Class 220. This is a car that glides and its nine-speed auto is the smoothest I've driven. I grew to dislike the Merc as it was an old man's car. That was four years ago - since then my employers have provided me with two (though not at the same time) Audi S5 Quattro Sportbacks. I wont tell you what works chariot I have now, firstly there are not many examples of same on UK roads so its a matter of my personal safety and secondly, I'm conscious that revealing same would cause your poor befuddled, bigoted, misogynist brain to seize and I for one do not wish to see you dribbling in a thromby ward. The NHS has enough on its plate as it is.

I can’t see how you can get away with this ‘lifestyle/wealth’ boasting I’m afraid. Most people whom I have witnessed doing it on here get torn to shreds by the usual forum food-chain toppers. Hopefully, when the light fades and evening falls, they’ll be out and your braggadocio blood will be splashed over CC keyboards everywhere. Unbecoming Cunt-conduct.

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46 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I can’t see how you can get away with this ‘lifestyle/wealth’ boasting I’m afraid. Most people whom I have witnessed doing it on here get torn to shreds by the usual forum food-chain toppers. Hopefully, when the light fades and evening falls, they’ll be out and your braggadocio blood will be splashed over CC keyboards everywhere. Unbecoming Cunt-conduct.

It’s no secret, we all know what she drives 

https://streamable.com/yyvbnd

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8 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

I wont tell you what works chariot I have now, firstly there are not many examples of same on UK roads so its a matter of my personal safety

Fair enough. I haven’t seen a mustard yellow Austin Allegro for quite a while now either.

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15 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Fair enough. I haven’t seen a mustard yellow Austin Allegro for quite a while now either.

My mate's old man used to have a green Austin Maestro. When we were 16 we took it for a joy ride after a few bottles of white cider, nearly killed a cyclist, then smashed the bumper when we attempted to park it after our jaunt was over. Fearing a clip, I scarpered back home, only to find out in the morning his dad got that smashed the night before at the pub he thought he'd crashed it drink driving home.

The closest kids these days get to doing anything illegal is a strongly worded letter from the old Bill warning them to stop illegally streaming Japanese Hentai on Kodi.

Errorreptyle is a sinister fucking cunt.

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16 minutes ago, Decimus said:

My mate's old man used to have a green Austin Maestro. When we were 16 we took it for a joy ride after a few bottles of white cider, nearly killed a cyclist, then smashed the bumper when we attempted to park it after our jaunt was over. Fearing a clip, I scarpered back home, only to find out in the morning his dad got that smashed the night before at the pub he thought he'd crashed it drink driving home.

The closest kids these days get to doing anything illegal is a strongly worded letter from the old Bill warning them to stop illegally streaming Japanese Hentai on Kodi.

Errorreptyle is a sinister fucking cunt.

Onlookers must have thought it was being driven by a woman.

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5 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Onlookers must have thought it was being driven by a woman.

Lucky he didn’t grow up in Saudi Arabia. He’d still be banged up in the women’s prison or stoned to death for blasphemy. They take it very seriously if women dare to drive a car, or speak, or go out without a man. Civilisation eh? 

Coming to the U.K. soon.

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1 hour ago, Wolfie said:

Onlookers must have thought it was being driven by a woman.

To be fair, my driving skills haven't improved much in the last 19 years, hence why you'll never catch me waxing lyrical on the subject of motors, unless it's to moan about rural roundabouts.

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@King Billy So Schwarzenegger compared a large part of the American electorate to Nazis the other day in an incredibly cringeworthy speech where he also pulls out the fucking Conan sword as a weird kind of ego reinforcing, self aggrandising, idiot drawing prop. I don't agree with the fucking idiot one little bit, but because he's a celebrity millions will listen and there's only one cunt who can be held accountable for giving him the opportunity to slur out such a huge amount of dystopian propaganda.

 

 

These cunts are going to run this incident into the ground and milk it for everything its worth in the next few years. The people who Trump claimed to stand for are going to find themselves completely alienated, their values criticised and their concerns pushed aside because any amount of progress they may have made in the last four years will be overshadowed by the simple fact that a few extremists were whipped into a frenzy by a fool who at best is incapable of calculating the results of his actions.

Its very likely that the nation most of the world considers to be the very seat of modern democracy has been made a one-party stronghold for the foreseeable future. With this in mind, why do you still cling to your support of a man who threw his toys out of the pram at the last moment? 

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29 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

@King Billy So Schwarzenegger compared a large part of the American electorate to Nazis the other day in an incredibly cringeworthy speech where he also pulls out the fucking Conan sword as a weird kind of ego reinforcing, self aggrandising, idiot drawing prop. I don't agree with the fucking idiot one little bit, but because he's a celebrity millions will listen and there's only one cunt who can be held accountable for giving him the opportunity to slur out such a huge amount of dystopian propaganda.

 

 

These cunts are going to run this incident into the ground and milk it for everything its worth in the next few years. The people who Trump claimed to stand for are going to find themselves completely alienated, their values criticised and their concerns pushed aside because any amount of progress they may have made in the last four years will be overshadowed by the simple fact that a few extremists were whipped into a frenzy by a fool who at best is incapable of calculating the results of his actions.

Its very likely that the nation most of the world considers to be the very seat of modern democracy has been made a one-party stronghold for the foreseeable future. With this in mind, why do you still cling to your support of a man who threw his toys out of the pram at the last moment? 

Donald should have focused on laying down legal mines and anti-chink commercial traps, while still in government. 
 

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