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14 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I feel sorry for the Queen. When you walk into a British consulate anywhere in the world with your arse hanging out of of your trousers and a sorry tale to tell there is always that beaming royal smile warming the cockles of your heart.... until they ask for £99.99 for an emergency one use replacement passport. 

I’ll gladly pay for your death certificate if it’s any help.

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6 hours ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said:

As long as we get a bank holiday for it i dont give a shit what they do to him, be interesting to see him fired into space, or human piñatad 

As an intergalactic shape shifting lizard creature surely he’ll be able to regenerate somehow 

 

13 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I like W and D but moneys a bit tight at the moment and I am a knee capping specialist, so I’ll throw my bowler into the ring if you need my services Stubbs.

Noted. What about those MI5 supplied AKs? They’ll still be working in 100 years time

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2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

As an intergalactic shape shifting lizard creature surely he’ll be able to regenerate somehow 

 

Noted. What about those MI5 supplied AKs? They’ll still be working in 100 years time

He must be on his tenth fake head by now. Plus, those daily formaldehyde dips seem to work.

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16 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

I feel sorry for the Queen. When you walk into a British consulate anywhere in the world with your arse hanging out of of your trousers and a sorry tale to tell there is always that beaming royal smile warming the cockles of your heart.... until they ask for £99.99 for an emergency one use replacement passport. 

And which 'third-world shithole' were you trying to escape from?

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