Guest jackotc unearthed Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 It’s come to this. I’ve never been so bored. I’ve even come back here. Punishing ones self is the only way forward. And god knows most of you need punishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 5 minutes ago, jackotc unearthed said: It’s come to this. I’ve never been so bored. I’ve even come back here. Punishing ones self is the only way forward. And god knows most of you need punishing. How can you possibly be bored in these exciting times we live in ? This punishment stuff sounds quite masochistic and unhealthy. Why not invest your time and energy in starting a small business instead ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 10 minutes ago, jackotc unearthed said: It’s come to this. I’ve never been so bored. I’ve even come back here. Punishing ones self is the only way forward. And god knows most of you need punishing. Evening, Jacko. I'm certainly glad that you haven't been here in recent times to regale us with tales of your WFH, lockdown, fictional drinking escapades. On the bright side, there's at least half a dozen new faces on here who haven't heard them yet, so you've got a captive audience. You fucking idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jackotc unearthed Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Evening, Jacko. I'm certainly glad that you haven't been here in recent times to regale us with tales of your WFH, lockdown, fictional drinking escapades. On the bright side, there's at least half a dozen new faces on here who haven't heard them yet, so you've got a captive audience. You fucking idiot. Great stuff Deco. The Sun reading, Pot Noodle eating lot that you humour will love this. Its flattery I know, but I just read your last nom. It was brilliant. Well done you. I loved the way you finished it off by adding “Fuck Off” on its own at the end. One of my trademarks. I was always one of the best ones. The elite. But your appeal to the shitmunching masses is ok too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 51 minutes ago, jackotc unearthed said: It’s come to this. I’ve never been so bored. I’ve even come back here. Punishing ones self is the only way forward. And god knows most of you need punishing. What a shame for the rest of us, you fathomless reservoir of festering fanny batter. If your commenting is as piss-poor as your last guise, I wouldn't bother returning if I were you. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 35 minutes ago, jackotc unearthed said: I was always one of the best ones. Get a fucking avatar, you shit-gardened Cumbernauld cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jackotc unearthed Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 41 minutes ago, Wolfie said: you fathomless reservoir of festering fanny batter. Are you old enough to be on here ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jackotc unearthed Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Get a fucking avatar, you shit-gardened Cumbernauld cunt. ‘Baws. Getting old I see. Once upon a time you would have pounced on Self flagellation being a Papist pastime, and had no part of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, jackotc unearthed said: ‘Baws. Getting old I see. Once upon a time you would have pounced on Self flagellation being a Papist pastime, and had no part of it. I take it your an old CC contributor who has returned. You've obviously been in prison. Did you get caught at Don Meuang International Airport in Bangkok with some charlie sawn into your £20 Dunlop suitcase? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 6 minutes ago, jackotc unearthed said: ‘Baws. Getting old I see. Once upon a time you would have pounced on Self flagellation being a Papist pastime, and had no part of it. Mortified, in more ways than one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jackotc unearthed Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I take it your an old CC contributor who has returned. You've obviously been in prison. Did you get caught at Don Meuang International Airport in Bangkok with some charlie sawn into your £20 Dunlop suitcase? Don’t give me that old tosh Gyppo. You remember the good times I know. I can see you are au fait with narcotics crime. Can I assume you’ve had a few heavily filled condoms inside you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I take it your an old CC contributor who has returned. You've obviously been in prison. Did you get caught at Don Meuang International Airport in Bangkok with some charlie sawn into your £20 Dunlop suitcase? Fucking hell, Gypps. Its JackoTC - he only fucked off around 2017. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fucking hell, Gypps. Its JackoTC - he only fucked off around 2017. Perhaps this is senility kicking in or perhaps one head first fall off a church roof too many? Fingers crossed 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fucking hell, Gypps. Its JackoTC - he only fucked off around 2017. Ah! I thought the TC stood for Terrible Cunt. Yeah I remember him. Still reckon he's been slopping out somewhere 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Perhaps this is senility kicking in or perhaps one head first fall off a church roof too many? Fingers crossed Maybe not even a fall, Stubbs. Probably just a symptom of the lead poisoning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 15 minutes ago, jackotc unearthed said: Don’t give me that old tosh Gyppo. You remember the good times I know. I can see you are au fait with narcotics crime. Can I assume you’ve had a few heavily filled condoms inside you ? Here, did you kill my brother? No? Must of been me then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 19 minutes ago, jackotc unearthed said: Don’t give me that old tosh Gyppo. You remember the good times I know. I can see you are au fait with narcotics crime. Can I assume you’ve had a few heavily filled condoms inside you ? Can we have the 'Judge Death' avatar reinstated please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 12, 2021 Report Share Posted January 12, 2021 2 hours ago, jackotc unearthed said: Great stuff Deco. The Sun reading, Pot Noodle eating lot that you humour will love this. Its flattery I know, but I just read your last nom. It was brilliant. Well done you. I loved the way you finished it off by adding “Fuck Off” on its own at the end. One of my trademarks. I was always one of the best ones. The elite. But your appeal to the shitmunching masses is ok too. Overly contrived bollocks, you're trying too hard. If it doesn't come naturally, you're probably best to just say nothing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jackotc unearthed Posted January 13, 2021 Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 8 hours ago, Decimus said: Overly contrived bollocks, you're trying too hard. If it doesn't come naturally, you're probably best to just say nothing. Let’s not do this again. I’m looking for something more challenging than destroying you again. It’s all too easy. And feel free to keep rehashing and reusing the best of my material. Not a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 13, 2021 Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 On 12/01/2021 at 18:28, Weary&Disgusted said: How can you possibly be bored in these exciting times we live in ? This punishment stuff sounds quite masochistic and unhealthy. Why not invest your time and energy in starting a small business instead ? Can I suggest the stand up comedy circuit at the moment - as a cleaner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 13, 2021 Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Can I suggest the stand up comedy circuit at the moment - as a cleaner Wait until you get to see Jacko in full flow, Aitch. He's a raconteur beyond compare. If you enjoy tales of garden furniture, childhood escapades in a Scottish slum, schoolboy braggadocio about how many vodkas you can drink through your nose and discussions with Frank about meeting up at the Savoy for an "eyeball", you're not going to be disappointed. As he's a right boring fucking cunt, I imagine he's going to be right up your alley. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 13, 2021 Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Wait until you get to see Jacko in full flow, Aitch. He's a raconteur beyond compare. If you enjoy tales of garden furniture, childhood escapades in a Scottish slum, schoolboy braggadocio about how many vodkas you can drink through your nose and discussions with Frank about meeting up at the Savoy for an "eyeball", you're not going to be disappointed. As he's a right boring fucking cunt, I imagine he's going to be right up your alley. Which this cunt will enjoy, metaphorically. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 13, 2021 Report Share Posted January 13, 2021 11 minutes ago, Decimus said: Wait until you get to see Jacko in full flow, Aitch. He's a raconteur beyond compare. If you enjoy tales of garden furniture, childhood escapades in a Scottish slum, schoolboy braggadocio about how many vodkas you can drink through your nose and discussions with Frank about meeting up at the Savoy for an "eyeball", you're not going to be disappointed. As he's a right boring fucking cunt, I imagine he's going to be right up your alley. Don't forget the deck scraping in the Med. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 14, 2021 Report Share Posted January 14, 2021 On 13/01/2021 at 05:43, jackotc unearthed said: Let’s not do this again. I’m looking for something more challenging than destroying you again. It’s all too easy. And feel free to keep rehashing and reusing the best of my material. Not a problem. Jackie there’s no place here for sensitive souls. You know that. Your return feels like a wrinkly ex showing up 20 years later for a sympathy fuck. You need some natural talent to survive on here and I’m afraid, in this instance, that decs is right. Fuck off. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 14, 2021 Report Share Posted January 14, 2021 19 hours ago, Decimus said: Wait until you get to see Jacko in full flow, Aitch. He's a raconteur beyond compare. If you enjoy tales of garden furniture, childhood escapades in a Scottish slum, schoolboy braggadocio about how many vodkas you can drink through your nose and discussions with Frank about meeting up at the Savoy for an "eyeball", you're not going to be disappointed. As he's a right boring fucking cunt, I imagine he's going to be right up your alley. Laffin..have a like PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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