ChildeHarold Posted January 14, 2021 Report Share Posted January 14, 2021 21 hours ago, Decimus said: Wait until you get to see Jacko in full flow, Aitch. He's a raconteur beyond compare. If you enjoy tales of garden furniture, childhood escapades in a Scottish slum, schoolboy braggadocio about how many vodkas you can drink through your nose and discussions with Frank about meeting up at the Savoy for an "eyeball", you're not going to be disappointed. As he's a right boring fucking cunt, I imagine he's going to be right up your alley. It was going so well and you had to spoil it at the end with a petty insult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jackotc unearthed Posted January 14, 2021 Report Share Posted January 14, 2021 7 hours ago, Frank said: Jackie there’s no place here for sensitive souls. You know that. Your return feels like a wrinkly ex showing up 20 years later for a sympathy fuck. You need some natural talent to survive on here and I’m afraid, in this instance, that decs is right. Fuck off. That’s cold. And me being a hairs breadth from visiting the ghost of Ming when SJ182’s wings came off and hit the sea last week. Once again I narrowly cheated death. I decided not to fly at the last minute as I had to break in a pair of shoes for a lady friend. That aside. I’m unimpressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted January 14, 2021 Report Share Posted January 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, jackotc unearthed said: That’s cold. And me being a hairs breadth from visiting the ghost of Ming when SJ182’s wings came off and hit the sea last week. Once again I narrowly cheated death. I decided not to fly at the last minute as I had to break in a pair of shoes for a lady friend. That aside. I’m unimpressed. Did the shoes have very high heels ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jackotc unearthed Posted January 14, 2021 Report Share Posted January 14, 2021 On 13/01/2021 at 19:34, Decimus said: Wait until you get to see Jacko in full flow, Aitch. He's a raconteur beyond compare. If you enjoy tales of garden furniture, childhood escapades in a Scottish slum, schoolboy braggadocio about how many vodkas you can drink through your nose and discussions with Frank about meeting up at the Savoy for an "eyeball", you're not going to be disappointed. As he's a right boring fucking cunt, I imagine he's going to be right up your alley. This is actually good. Really. I laughed out loud. You've grown as an individual. I’m not even going to sign off with a nasty one liner, though it’s screaming out for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jackotc unearthed Posted January 14, 2021 Report Share Posted January 14, 2021 4 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Did the shoes have very high heels ? Not especially high. Just as well as she’s a size 11. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 14, 2021 Report Share Posted January 14, 2021 20 minutes ago, jackotc unearthed said: That’s cold. And me being a hairs breadth from visiting the ghost of Ming when SJ182’s wings came off and hit the sea last week. Once again I narrowly cheated death. I decided not to fly at the last minute as I had to break in a pair of shoes for a lady friend. That aside. I’m unimpressed. Great to see you back, Jackie. Bisous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 15, 2021 Report Share Posted January 15, 2021 23 hours ago, Frank said: Jackie there’s no place here for sensitive souls. You know that. Your return feels like a wrinkly ex showing up 20 years later for a sympathy fuck. You need some natural talent to survive on here and I’m afraid, in this instance, that decs is right. Fuck off. That’s a bit harsh , Frank. We are an all inclusive, gender fluid, racially harmonised clique here on the corner. We have room for all sorts of of life’s oddities...even you and I. I’m sure we can find a broom cupboard for Jacko. A sort of “oubliette” if you will... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 15, 2021 Report Share Posted January 15, 2021 20 hours ago, jackotc unearthed said: That’s cold. And me being a hairs breadth from visiting the ghost of Ming when SJ182’s wings came off and hit the sea last week. Once again I narrowly cheated death. I decided not to fly at the last minute as I had to break in a pair of shoes for a lady friend. That aside. I’m unimpressed. Similar thing happened with Pen. She sold her ticket for Titanic's maiden voyage to some Paddy for 6 shillings and a blow job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 15, 2021 Report Share Posted January 15, 2021 23 hours ago, jackotc unearthed said: This is actually good. Really. I laughed out loud. You've grown as an individual. I’m not even going to sign off with a nasty one liner, though it’s screaming out for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jackotc unearthed Posted January 15, 2021 Report Share Posted January 15, 2021 10 minutes ago, Frank said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jackotc unearthed Posted January 15, 2021 Report Share Posted January 15, 2021 I’m not a fan. “Them” were great, but he’s churned out the same old same old for 30 years now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jackotc unearthed Posted January 15, 2021 Report Share Posted January 15, 2021 Suffering fuck, I’m beginning to think the shitmunchers are right. I bored my fucking self with those last two comments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 15, 2021 Report Share Posted January 15, 2021 23 hours ago, jackotc unearthed said: Not especially high. Just as well as she’s a size 11. What's your favourite fish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 15, 2021 Report Share Posted January 15, 2021 24 minutes ago, jackotc unearthed said: Suffering fuck, I’m beginning to think the shitmunchers are right. I bored my fucking self with those last two comments. You're not alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 15, 2021 Report Share Posted January 15, 2021 7 hours ago, cuntspotter said: That’s a bit harsh , Frank. We are an all inclusive, gender fluid, racially harmonised clique here on the corner. We have room for all sorts of of life’s oddities...even you and I. I’m sure we can find a broom cupboard for Jacko. A sort of “oubliette” if you will... Poor Quincy was thrown (unjustly) into the Oubliette years ago by you nasty cunts and has been on dirty protest ever since. Jacko doesn’t deserve a pit of rotting bodies, but there’s a few here who do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 15, 2021 Report Share Posted January 15, 2021 58 minutes ago, jackotc unearthed said: I’m not a fan. “Them” were great, but he’s churned out the same old same old for 30 years now. I'm not sharing my musical tastes with you, Jackie. I'm politely.. gently trying to get the message across in a song. Have some fun this evening if you must, but I think it's probably in everyone's best interest if you leave the site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 15, 2021 Report Share Posted January 15, 2021 18 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm not sharing my musical tastes with you, Jackie. I'm politely.. gently trying to get the message across in a song. Have some fun this evening if you must, but I think it's probably in everyone's best interest if you leave the site. You clearly have some kind of mental problem, Frank. It’s like the Delusional Disorder that Trump suffers from, where he actually believes he is special and above all others. Your opinions count for absolutely fuck all on here, and quite frankly (excuse the pun) I’d rather read 100 posts from @jackotc unearthedthan a single word from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 15, 2021 Report Share Posted January 15, 2021 30 minutes ago, Frank said: I'm not sharing my musical tastes with you, Jackie. I'm politely.. gently trying to get the message across in a song. Have some fun this evening if you must, but I think it's probably in everyone's best interest if you leave the site. Do us all a favour and stop sharing you utter shite, bed wetting musical tastes here with us. Listen to something with balls you fucking ponce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 15, 2021 Report Share Posted January 15, 2021 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Do us all a favour and stop sharing you utter shite, bed wetting musical tastes here with us. Listen to something with balls you fucking ponce Rob, if I were you, I'd stay well clear of me for the next couple of years. You've been warned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 15, 2021 Report Share Posted January 15, 2021 1 minute ago, Frank said: Rob, if I were you, I'd stay well clear me for the next couple of years. You've been warned. I promise if I spot an effeminate looking man (in an obvious wig) mincing down the street wearing pastel chinos, deck shoes with no socks and generally sporting a look even Tom Daley would describe as fucking gay, I’ll stay “well clear” of you. You AIDS riddled poof. Highland Park 12 year old Viking Honour from the Orkneys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 15, 2021 Report Share Posted January 15, 2021 11 minutes ago, Frank said: Rob, if I were you, I'd stay well clear of me for the next couple of years. You've been warned. I'm sure he'd be pleased to oblige you. All you have to do is fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 15, 2021 Report Share Posted January 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, Goober said: I'm sure he'd be pleased to oblige you. All you have to do is fuck off. Moot point Doc, he’ll be dead in a matter of months. I’ve heard it’s cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 15, 2021 Report Share Posted January 15, 2021 15 minutes ago, Frank said: Rob, if I were you, I'd stay well clear of me for the next couple of years. You've been warned. Hollow threats (again) from our resident troll. Back under your bridge, bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Poor Quincy was thrown (unjustly) into the Oubliette years ago by you nasty cunts and has been on dirty protest ever since. Jacko doesn’t deserve a pit of rotting bodies, but there’s a few here who do You say potato........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 16, 2021 Report Share Posted January 16, 2021 7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I promise if I spot an effeminate looking man (in an obvious wig) mincing down the street wearing pastel chinos, deck shoes with no socks and generally sporting a look even Tom Daley would describe as fucking gay, I’ll stay “well clear” of you. You AIDS riddled poof. Highland Park 12 year old Viking Honour from the Orkneys A like for the highland park Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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