cuntspotter Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 On 15/01/2021 at 20:38, ChildeHarold said: From the man with no friends. Have those friction burns on your foreskin healed yet? Mine haven’t. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 On 14/04/2021 at 19:00, The Beast said: It's best to turn the fucking thing off. Probably a more effective way of treating hypertension than amlodipine and less damaging to the kidneys. Please can I hear more about the nephrotoxic effects of amlodipine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ayrton Senna wasn't even constipated. To be fair though, his bowels haven't worked since immediately before the moment of impact. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 2 hours ago, Frank said: I like this idea, punk. The beeb could employ 6 hapless midget darkies and replace the pockets with their heads. Players would literally be potting blacks. The amended in-off rule would allow your opponent to thwack a black around the back of the head with the butt of their cue. Have you ever played darts with a black man? He plays many games with black men frank, mostly sodomy, but I doubt darts. When was the last time you took a dusky length up the wrong 'un? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you had enough of Ronnie O'Sullivan accepting the accolade of 'greatest ever', yet making fuck all effort in 80% of his matches? I know I fucking have. He’s opened a cunting shop in Meadowhall now, Eric. Flogging signed snooker balls and the like. He’ll have his usual toddler strop at The Crucible in week 2 and we’ll all go back to wondering why the undisputed genius of the game seems to have no capacity for mental toughness. If he had 10% of the fortitude of a John Higgins or a Hendry he’d be on ten titles by now. We’ve all said it a million times before. I’m pissed off I can’t get Eurosport out here anymore and the Beeb keep fucking my VPN, so it’ll be the darker corners of the internet for me for the next fortnight. Wish me luck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Goober said: A possible solution. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Peterkin-4349-Velcro-Darts/dp/B000E5QZ2S I think the fuzzy wuzzy bit of the velcro is on the board and the plastic hook bit is on the end of the darts so in order to get them to stick you would have to throw the darts at the head. If you're throwing darts at their head what is the point of changing from the 48g pointy ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Mine haven’t. I find a little dab of Deep Heat soothes it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: JD Sports don't sell snooker bats. That's why there's no black snooker players. I’m sure I saw an Adidas Waistcoat once, mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 1 minute ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I’m sure I saw a Adidas Waistcoat once, mind. I think you are getting confused... The girls on Aldi checkouts wear waistcoats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 21 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I think the fuzzy wuzzy bit of the velcro is on the board and the plastic hook bit is on the end of the darts so in order to get them to stick you would have to throw the darts at the head. If you're throwing darts at their head what is the point of changing from the 48g pointy ones? Suffice to say, I haven't thought through all the technicalities of this new sport yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 14 minutes ago, Goober said: Suffice to say, I haven't thought through all the technicalities of this new sport yet. I think I've given you inspiration for the name though based on the velcro material, you could call it Fuzzy-Wuzzy Darts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 2 hours ago, Frank said: Gyps, hand-eye coordination and sharp mental arithmetic aside, why do you think blacksters avoid the dartboard like the plague? There’s a great punchline here and probably only the idiot cuntman can deliver it. I know that despite his ‘class-based’ denials, Punko’s invariably close to bullseye’s most days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I know that despite his ‘class-based’ denials, Punko’s invariably close to bullseye’s most days. Darts is a proletarian social activity played by obese,alcoholic men and their tattooed slags. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Please can I hear more about the nephrotoxic effects of amlodipine? Harold Shipman at your disposal. Please bring a copy of your latest Will and a witness to the surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Darts is a proletarian social activity played by obese,alcoholic men and their tattooed slags. You clearly haven't seen Peter Wright in his full cockatoo splendour. I didn't know whether to fight him or fuck him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I think I've given you inspiration for the name though based on the velcro material, you could call it Fuzzy-Wuzzy Darts. Great idea. Can I suggest you have L.Cpl Jones from Dads Army on the box saying "They don't like it up 'em"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Great idea. Can I suggest you have L.Cpl Jones from Dads Army on the box saying "They don't like it up 'em"? You've almost stumbled across the punchline that @Frank was hinting at me to provide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I think I've given you inspiration for the name though based on the velcro material, you could call it Fuzzy-Wuzzy Darts. I've zero doubt that it would fly off the shelves... ...as the rioters trashed and then razed the stores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Why is it when I think of Cadbury Cream Egg or the Walnut Whip I automatically think of a lump of shit? Sorry Gypo, no offence intended for a change. Because you’re a fucking retard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: He’s opened a cunting shop in Meadowhall now, Eric. Flogging signed snooker balls and the like. He’ll have his usual toddler strop at The Crucible in week 2 and we’ll all go back to wondering why the undisputed genius of the game seems to have no capacity for mental toughness. If he had 10% of the fortitude of a John Higgins or a Hendry he’d be on ten titles by now. We’ve all said it a million times before. I’m pissed off I can’t get Eurosport out here anymore and the Beeb keep fucking my VPN, so it’ll be the darker corners of the internet for me for the next fortnight. Wish me luck. Buy an Amazon firestick for around £30 and you can jailbreak it in 3 minutes and get every live channel and every movie or TV series ever made for free. If you want to PM me I’ll tell you how easy it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 41 minutes ago, King Billy said: Because you’re a fucking retard. Glad to see you back pumping iron my old mate. For a moment I thought you'd disappeared into the big blue yonder never to be seen again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 15 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: He's from New Zealand you dilapidated old fool. you stupid tart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: A black man wouldn't stick in the board, surely? unless he breathed in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 24 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Glad to see you back pumping iron my old mate. For a moment I thought you'd disappeared into the big blue yonder never to be seen again. I’m genuinely touched that you missed me. Now fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Darts is a proletarian social activity played by obese,alcoholic men and their tattooed slags. Yet you’re fond of tiptoeing around the ‘ocky’ and your local tattoo artist ‘Wizard’ has furnished Lady Punk with a colourful ‘sleeve.’ Explain yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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