Earl of Punkape Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Just the way they play it at your exclusive “club”. Fucking idiot. If you came anywhere near my club you would be fed into the industrial mower and your mince would be left out for crows, gulls and weasels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 23 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I have a huge mallet. You would say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: They keep trying to shoehorn that brummie girl into the main circuit. (I can't even remember her name), and pointing out that she's 12 times women's world champion... well, she might be, but she's been winning titles against what are essentially pub team players who've never made a break above 60. They wildcarded her into Sheffield a couple of years ago. Shaun Murphy had clearly been instructed by Barry H to make it interesting. She also turned up at the shootout, where she was hammered by Alcoholic has been Jimmy White in between double vodkas. There's now a new trophy in Rugby Union 'The rainbow trophy". Fuck knows what that's about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: There's now a new trophy in Rugby Union 'The rainbow trophy". Fuck knows what that's about. That will be the “women’s” rugby league lesbian brigade.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Goober said: Won't be long before the WPBSA jump on a bandwagon and change the cue ball to black and the other balls to red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet. Richard Of York Gave Blowjobs In Vain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: Thankfully we'll never know. But I don't doubt you've got an arsehole that would make Peter Tatchell wince. It was Punkape's birthday this week and, as a massive Brexit supporter, he had a shout out from Nigel Farage: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Richard Of York Gave Blowjobs In Vain. Punkers is now looking for Richard of York's number now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Richard Of York Gave Blowjobs In Vain. Adapt this well known mnemonic to 'Andrew of York gave...' in 5 words or less. Starter for 10, 'underage girls sexually transmitted diseases' (allegedly). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: Thankfully we'll never know. But I don't doubt you've got an arsehole that would make Peter Tatchell wince. You’ve spelled ‘mince’ slightly wrong Wolfie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: More likely all pink balls...Strap-ons for cues and excreta in all the pockets... Pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: where she was hammered by Alcoholic has been Jimmy White in between double vodkas. Did they have time to play any snooker after The Whirlwind got her pissed and gave her a good hammering? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Did they have time to play any snooker after The Whirlwind got her pissed and gave her a good hammering? You gotta love Jimmy. He's older than Methuselah but he ploughs on regardless. I guess that nose candy habit has to be fed somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: If you came anywhere near my club you would be fed into the industrial mower and your mince would be left out for crows, gulls and weasels. Aha...a links course then. That narrows the search down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, Goober said: You gotta love Jimmy. He's older than Methuselah but he ploughs on regardless. I guess that nose candy habit has to fed somehow. I remember watching him making the second ever 147 at the crucible. The utter concentration on his face was something - the thought of all that coke focused him in a way I've never seen another snooker player quite replicate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 18 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Aha...a links course then. That narrows the search down. Royal St. Jaywick? but more likely to be in the vicinity of Brighton or some other anal hotspot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: Royal St. Jaywick? but more likely to be in the vicinity of Brighton or some other anal hotspot. You're actually correct. Clacton golf club is next to the sea and technically in Jaywick. And there's a 9 hole golf park in Jaywick lane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're actually correct. Clacton golf club is next to the sea and technically in Jaywick. And there's a 9 hole golf park in Jaywick lane. If there’s glory holes in the bogs, we may have rumbled the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: If there’s glory holes in the bogs, we may have rumbled the cunt. Gaywick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 59 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're actually correct. Clacton golf club is next to the sea and technically in Jaywick. And there's a 9 hole golf park in Jaywick lane. There's a one hole course wherever Punkape is residing at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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