ProfB Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 (edited) I am going to do this nom with my Scottish accent, then I will translate. It’s a fake accent as I was born in Norfolk, I am coastal. If Nicola Sturgeon signs up within the next 24 hours, I hope to receive bonus cunting points. Here’s my nom. A' o' mah vaccinations hae worked 100%, & soon or at least by th' end o' th' year ah wull be vaccinated against covid19 - sae that ah kin bide a lang, happy lee. This is guid speirins fur me. Meanwhile anti-vaxxers ur ill speirins, scaring grannies form bein' vaxed. We hae th' illegal immigrants, th' anti-vaxxers & th' suicidal a' keen tae catch covid19 & manifest mutations. It shuid be illegal nae tae be vaccinated, dealg thaim doon, docs shuid run doon th' wynd & stick a needle in random arses, it doesn’t hae tae be th' arm? English translation: All of my vaccinations have worked 100%, & soon or at least by the end of the year I will be vaccinated against covid19 - so that I may live a long, happy life. This is good news for me. MEANWHILE anti-vaxxers are bad news, scaring grannies form being vaxed. We have the illegal immigrants, the anti-vaxxers & the suicidal all keen to catch covid19 & manifest mutations. It should be illegal not to be vaccinated, pin them down, docs should run down the street & stick a needle in random arses, it doesn’t have to be the arm? Love ProfB aka Proffers. XXX Edited January 17, 2021 by ProfB missed out ' from topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 Jesus fucking Christ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Jesus fucking Christ I concur. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: I concur. Please make sure you are vaccinated asap, so the corner is full of your lovely, informative posts, exposing cunters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 I wonder if there’s also a spaccination available for you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: I wonder if there’s also a spaccination available for you? Have you vaccinated your ferrets for rabies? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Have you vaccinated your ferrets for rabies? Have you vaccinated your team of arse hamsters? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 4 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Morning @Ape™️. How is the treatment of your tape worm infestation going? 🤭 JohnnySaucePants is soo funny & Ape™️ isn't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 15 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: I wonder if there’s also a spaccination available for you? BOLLOX Love ProfB XXX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jesus fucking Christ God help us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 21 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Have you vaccinated your ferrets for rabies? The thought of Ape having ferrets is depressing. The smell of shit and stale piss. I suppose the ferrets will have to put up with it. lol 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: The thought of Ape having ferrets is depressing. The smell of shit and stale piss. I suppose the ferrets will have to put up with it. lol Right on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 1 hour ago, ProfB said: I am going to do this nom with my Scottish accent, then I will translate. It’s a fake accent as I was born in Norfolk, I am coastal. If Nicola Sturgeon signs up within the next 24 hours, I hope to receive bonus cunting points. Here’s my nom. A' o' mah vaccinations hae worked 100%, & soon or at least by th' end o' th' year ah wull be vaccinated against covid19 - sae that ah kin bide a lang, happy lee. This is guid speirins fur me. Meanwhile anti-vaxxers ur ill speirins, scaring grannies form bein' vaxed. We hae th' illegal immigrants, th' anti-vaxxers & th' suicidal a' keen tae catch covid19 & manifest mutations. It shuid be illegal nae tae be vaccinated, dealg thaim doon, docs shuid run doon th' wynd & stick a needle in random arses, it doesn’t hae tae be th' arm? English translation: All of my vaccinations have worked 100%, & soon or at least by the end of the year I will be vaccinated against covid19 - so that I may live a long, happy life. This is good news for me. MEANWHILE anti-vaxxers are bad news, scaring grannies form being vaxed. We have the illegal immigrants, the anti-vaxxers & the suicidal all keen to catch covid19 & manifest mutations. It should be illegal not to be vaccinated, pin them down, docs should run down the street & stick a needle in random arses, it doesn’t have to be the arm? Love ProfB aka Proffers. XXX Yawn. Happy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jesus fucking Christ At your service my wayward half mutant fuck ugly son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: I concur. And what can I do for you my wayward twin brother of the half mutant fuck ugly Eric the Cuntman you pig fucking shit faced cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 9 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: God help us. Free pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 4 minutes ago, ProfB said: Right on Is that Norfolk for "Wish I lived in Devon"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Yawn. Happy? 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: At your service my wayward half mutant fuck ugly son. 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: And what can I do for you my wayward twin brother of the half mutant fuck ugly Eric the Cuntman you pig fucking shit faced cunt? Just now, ChildeHarold said: Is that Norfolk for "Wish I lived in Devon"? Calm down Harold. Fucking hell - just got in from the last round of ECT, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Calm down Harold. Fucking hell - just got in from the last round of ECT, eh? I am like the Hulk (Bana style/scene with Nick Nolte) thrive on electrical charge. Shame about Phil Spector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 Just now, ChildeHarold said: I am like the Hulk (Bana style/scene with Nick Nolte) thrive on electrical charge. Shame about Phil Spector. I should have said Banana style. Fuck Phil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Is that Norfolk for "Wish I lived in Devon"? NO, Cromer 🦀 is to die for. Devon is full of stinky gussets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: And what can I do for you my wayward twin brother of the half mutant fuck ugly Eric the Cuntman you pig fucking shit faced cunt? You're heading off to join that orange spastic. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: You're heading off to join that orange spastic. Idiot. I concur. Eric & I are besties. I am team ERIC. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 17, 2021 Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 This is marvellous. 💉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted January 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2021 21 minutes ago, King Billy said: This is marvellous. 💉 YES =🎅🏿 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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