Cuntybaws Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 22 minutes ago, scotty said: Alright scrotes, you fucking reprobate. I've just discovered that I can post from my phone as long as it's using one of the mobile networks. It's only via WiFi that it doesn't work. That's the same WiFi the computer is connected to, and I can post from there. What do you think of that? At the risk of sounding churlish, we didn't go to all the trouble to get you online again only to suffer this sub par IT Crowd help desk bollocks. Post some fucking sick jokes, or else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: At the risk of sounding churlish, we didn't go to all the trouble to get you online again only to suffer this sub par IT Crowd help desk bollocks. Post some fucking sick jokes, or else. Baws I vaguely remember scotty. Is he the dope who does nothing but one-liners? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Baws I vaguely remember scotty. Is he the dope who does nothing but one-liners? We've tried to get the cunt to do a video, but he's not having it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 42 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: At the risk of sounding churlish, we didn't go to all the trouble to get you online again only to suffer this sub par IT Crowd help desk bollocks. Post some fucking sick jokes, or else. I was distracted baws, just been getting a fantastic handjob from the new girlfriend. I asked her how she got to be so good at it, she said "years of practice." "Bit of a player back in the day, were you?" I asked. "Not really," she replied. "but Dad had no arms." 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 12 minutes ago, scotty said: I was distracted baws, just been getting a fantastic handjob from the new girlfriend. I asked her how she got to be so good at it, she said "years of practice." "Bit of a player back in the day, were you?" I asked. "Not really," she replied. "but Dad had no arms." Hello, Scotty, good to see you. You've no doubt noticed that Pen is still posting streams of unfettered drivel and that Frank continues to trot out the same old fucking shit. Worse than that, ProfB is alive and well. Thank fuck you're back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 10 hours ago, Decimus said: Cheers, I will let him know. Tell the Wolf that I’m prepared to do extra deliveries to help fund any I.T. upgrade he may need, due sycophancy. @Goober will also chip in. Probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 1 hour ago, scotty said: I was distracted baws, just been getting a fantastic handjob from the new girlfriend. I asked her how she got to be so good at it, she said "years of practice." "Bit of a player back in the day, were you?" I asked. "Not really," she replied. "but Dad had no arms." More entertaining than the sum of everything Pen has ever posted, to the power of everything Frank has ever posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 Just now, Ape™️ said: More entertaining than the sum everything Pen has ever posted, to the power of everything Frank has ever posted. You had a good weekend Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 Just now, Dawn Chorus said: You had a good weekend Ape? My weekend is fuck all to do with you. Suffice to say it’s been a lot better than yours, since I haven’t spent my entire Sunday talking utter bollocks with the troll-cunt Frank. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 3 hours ago, scotty said: Alright scrotes, you fucking reprobate. I've just discovered that I can post from my phone as long as it's using one of the mobile networks. It's only via WiFi that it doesn't work. That's the same WiFi the computer is connected to, and I can post from there. What do you think of that? Well not a lot quite frankly, as I don't have a mobile phone, only a desktop p.c. So you can fuck right off for another 18 months, you attention seeking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 17 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: My weekend is fuck all to do with you. Suffice to say it’s been a lot better than yours, since I haven’t spent my entire Sunday talking utter bollocks with the troll-cunt Frank. I am not here to entertain Ape and I was out for about four hours this afternoon .. were you sitting on your PC waiting for people to post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: I am not here to entertain No fucking shit! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: No fucking shit! Reported for altering quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I am not here to entertain Ape and I was out for about four hours this afternoon .. were you sitting on your PC waiting for people to post? Wow - four hours? A whole four hours? Are you sure you’re not exaggerating? That’s an awfully long time to be out. Stupid cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Reported for altering quote. Everyone, and I mean everyone, fucking hates you on here. You bring absolutely fuck all to this site, your lazy nominations consist of clickbait BBC links and your only topics of conversations are about trains and obscure northern shit holes. Why do you persist? Like the dirtiest fucking vermin in the animal kingdom, you clearly don't know when you're not welcome. Kill yourself, you sad, childless, born wrong, boring, absolute fucking cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 6 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Wow - four hours? A whole four hours? Are you sure you’re not exaggerating? That’s an awfully long time to be out. Stupid cunt. I was out for about eleven hours on Friday as dickless noted. I currently do not log in on my my mobile and unlike you when I am away from this site I do not think about the people on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 15 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Reported for altering quote. Reported for altering your scrote. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Reported for altering your scrote. Sublime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I was out for about eleven hours on Friday as dickless noted. I currently do not log in on my my mobile and unlike you when I am away from this site I do not think about the people on here. The “lady” doth protest too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Everyone, and I mean everyone, fucking hates you on here. You bring absolutely fuck all to this site, your lazy nominations consist of clickbait BBC links and your only topics of conversations are about trains and obscure northern shit holes. Why do you persist? Like the dirtiest fucking vermin in the animal kingdom, you clearly don't know when you're not welcome. Kill yourself, you sad, childless, born wrong, boring, absolute fucking cunt. I actually like talking with her about trains sometimes - she's like an encyclopedia. She once identified the origin of Kim Jong Un's personal engine in about three minutes when I asked her what it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: Sublime. 👊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Reported for altering your scrote. Worthy of bringing tears to a Jap's eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 Just now, King Billy said: 👊 First LOL moment I’ve had for a long time on here Bill - fucking superb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: The “lady” doth protest too much. I am happy for you Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 25, 2021 Report Share Posted July 25, 2021 11 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: For what it's worth, I have no problem logging in, but if I try and post, it goes to 'saving'. If I delete, go out of the page, and then try to repost on the same it will be o.k. Sometimes 2 - 3 times. Nothing missed however Garlic slurping, geriatric, Hun appeasing wanker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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