Roadkill Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 24 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Its a phobia, everyone has them regardless of whether they are irrational or not, you might not like spiders, they dont bother me personally but needles do, to the extent I've refused hospital treatment and had a root canal done with no anesthetic. Crybaby cunt, yes. Irrational, yes. Fuck all i can do about it, no. What if the spider was coming at you with a syringe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 14 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What if the spider was coming at you with a syringe? I'd boot the cunt right out the window, probably while crying like a twelve year old and pissing myself. My mates mrs chased me once with the thing she tested her blood sugar with and it took all my self restraint not to boot her in the clout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: They ought to prioritise vaccinations based upon ability to pay for this fiasco. i.e. working age people who are employed and pay 50% tax, followed by 40% tax payers and then basic rate. Old cunts and Universal Credit wankers should be last on the list after children and pets. Too fucking true, survival of the richest! Francis Galton was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 Is anyone on here going to refuse the vaccine when offered it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 50 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: If I know HR it will end with you getting an arse-kicking for your bullying and victimisation of this hapless individual when in reality, if you worked for a private company your phone Monkey would be told to shut the fuck up and get on with it or fuck off somewhere where they give a fuck about your feelings (like a socialist labour run council) I'm afraid you're probably right, Drew. They call it work-life balance, but the scales are firmly tipped in the favour of useless fucking cunts who think that their "life" and kids gives them a free pass to do fuck all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 44 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Too fucking true, survival of the richest! Francis Galton was a cunt. Substitute fatest for richest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Its a phobia, everyone has them regardless of whether they are irrational or not, you might not like spiders, they dont bother me personally but needles do, to the extent I've refused hospital treatment and had a root canal done with no anesthetic. Crybaby cunt, yes. Irrational, yes. Fuck all i can do about it, no. Let's see what this does for you... I take it you're not mainlining horse then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 27 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm afraid you're probably right, Drew. They call it work-life balance, but the scales are firmly tipped in the favour of useless fucking cunts who think that their "life" and kids gives them a free pass to do fuck all. I blame the American trained feminists Blair shoehorned into parliament for this bollocks. Girls are taught at school these days that they're entitled to everything because they're victims of the evil patriarchy and their vagina is a licence to behave like an arsehole. I count myself extremely fortunate that my chosen profession has allowed me to excuse myself from the modern workplace. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 8 hours ago, southerncunt said: I might be going out on a limb here, but I found the OP quite amusing, although utterly batshit crazy. In addition, she/he/it DID cunt anti vaxxers in general, and that is a fair call in my book. Is this really worse that the shit that @JohnnySaucePants and @ChildeHarold spew out on a constant and pointless basis? This didn't Google translate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 36 minutes ago, Goober said: Let's see what this does for you... I take it you're not mainlining horse then? I will find you, and i will destroy you. I'm not even watching it. Didn't you say you lived in cromer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 Just now, Williewhoopassjohnson said: I will find you, and i will destroy you. I'm not even watching it. Didn't you say you lived in cromer? Fucking hell. I'm not ProfB, or that inbred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 Just now, Goober said: Fucking hell. I'm not ProfB, or that inbred. That fucking video, even the still image is bad enough. Last time i had to have a needle in close proximity i had to have a nurse hold me on one side and my wife the other side, then i had a panic attack. I think I'm going to try hypnotherapy this year. Or growing a set of bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: I will find you, and i will destroy you. I'm not even watching it. Didn't you say you lived in cromer? Keep your Goobers close and your viruses even closer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 34 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: I count myself extremely fortunate that my chosen profession has allowed me to excuse myself from the modern workplace. You're not missing much. Women are the bane of my life at work. If they're not constantly using children as an excuse for why they can't do their fucking job, they're off work nursing another fucking brat to add to their quota of get out of jail free cards. Even if they haven't got kids, the majority are incapable of cultivating interpersonal work relationships that don't end up descending into long running feuds and five year long shit-slinging matches. Maybe it's a Local Government thing and I'm being unfair to all the dynamic, go-getting women in the private sector, but 90 percent of the females I've ever worked with have been nothing but trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: Keep your Goobers close and your viruses even closer. I think I'll just maintain a good six feet distance from both. Just to be safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 Just now, Williewhoopassjohnson said: I think I'll just maintain a good six feet distance from both. Just to be safe. So no gay sex then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 4 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: That fucking video, even the still image is bad enough. Last time i had to have a needle in close proximity i had to have a nurse hold me on one side and my wife the other side, then i had a panic attack. I think I'm going to try hypnotherapy this year. Or growing a set of bollocks. You must have shat yourself the first time you watched Pulp Fiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: So no gay sex then? Thats definitely off my list, I'm not from suffolk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Goober said: You must have shat yourself the first time you watched Pulp Fiction. Fuck sake. I fast forward through that bit unless I've had a load of beers to take the edge off. I hope if i ever somehow end up in that situation they just shoot me and bury me instead. I've had a big needle in my chest before, very unpleasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 11 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Fuck sake. I fast forward through that bit unless I've had a load of beers to take the edge off. I hope if i ever somehow end up in that situation they just shoot me and bury me instead. I've had a big needle in my chest before, very unpleasant. You mean this bit? Consider it Exposure Therapy. No need to thank me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 23 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Thats definitely off my list, I'm not from suffolk. Right, so the colourful pricey beach huts at Southwold are not gay cottages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 On 17/01/2021 at 17:43, ProfB said: I am going to do this nom with my Scottish accent, then I will translate. It’s a fake accent as I was born in Norfolk, I am coastal. If Nicola Sturgeon signs up within the next 24 hours, I hope to receive bonus cunting points. Here’s my nom. A' o' mah vaccinations hae worked 100%, & soon or at least by th' end o' th' year ah wull be vaccinated against covid19 - sae that ah kin bide a lang, happy lee. This is guid speirins fur me. Meanwhile anti-vaxxers ur ill speirins, scaring grannies form bein' vaxed. We hae th' illegal immigrants, th' anti-vaxxers & th' suicidal a' keen tae catch covid19 & manifest mutations. It shuid be illegal nae tae be vaccinated, dealg thaim doon, docs shuid run doon th' wynd & stick a needle in random arses, it doesn’t hae tae be th' arm? English translation: All of my vaccinations have worked 100%, & soon or at least by the end of the year I will be vaccinated against covid19 - so that I may live a long, happy life. This is good news for me. MEANWHILE anti-vaxxers are bad news, scaring grannies form being vaxed. We have the illegal immigrants, the anti-vaxxers & the suicidal all keen to catch covid19 & manifest mutations. It should be illegal not to be vaccinated, pin them down, docs should run down the street & stick a needle in random arses, it doesn’t have to be the arm? Love ProfB aka Proffers. XXX Good God. Are you sure you're not Jazz when your therapist can't home-visit because of coronavirus restrictions? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 36 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're not missing much. Women are the bane of my life at work. If they're not constantly using children as an excuse for why they can't do their fucking job, they're off work nursing another fucking brat to add to their quota of get out of jail free cards. Even if they haven't got kids, the majority are incapable of cultivating interpersonal work relationships that don't end up descending into long running feuds and five year long shit-slinging matches. Maybe it's a Local Government thing and I'm being unfair to all the dynamic, go-getting women in the private sector, but 90 percent of the females I've ever worked with have been nothing but trouble. In these matters I tend to defer to the judgement Gavin McInnes, godfather of the Proud Boys..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 39 minutes ago, Goober said: You mean this bit? Consider it Exposure Therapy. No need to thank me. I'm going to thank you personally with a lump hammer to the bonce. Just you wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 18, 2021 Report Share Posted January 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: In these matters I tend to defer to the judgement Gavin McInnes, godfather of the Proud Boys..... https://youtu.be/xgiLm9bCxrU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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