Guest Bad Boy Banksy Posted January 19, 2021 Report Share Posted January 19, 2021 This cunt caused the partition of British India. Revered in Pakistan but an absolute cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 Now here's a great cul-de-sac for our little sewing circle to explore! 'Little known cunts from history' The ref who missed Pedro Mendes 'goal' for us against Man Utd Andre Nel Erich Hoeneker Engin Raghip Have at it you crazy bastards!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 55 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Now here's a great cul-de-sac for our little sewing circle to explore! 'Little known cunts from history' The ref who missed Pedro Mendes 'goal' for us against Man Utd Andre Nel Erich Hoeneker Engin Raghip Have at it you crazy bastards!! James L. Kraft, the inventor of processed cheese. Any time I go into the supermarket and see those fucking slices on a shelf next to far more noble cheeses, I think about digging him up and raping his skull. A tad OTT perhaps, but as an avid turophile, that plastic shit fucking enrages me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: James L. Kraft, the inventor of processed cheese. Any time I go into the supermarket and see those fucking slices on a shelf next to far more noble cheeses, I think about digging him up and raping his skull. A tad OTT perhaps, but as an avid turophile, that plastic shit fucking enrages me. It's the small things sometimes, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 3 hours ago, Decimus said: James L. Kraft, the inventor of processed cheese. Any time I go into the supermarket and see those fucking slices on a shelf next to far more noble cheeses, I think about digging him up and raping his skull. A tad OTT perhaps, but as an avid turophile, that plastic shit fucking enrages me. Fuck it! I also consider myself well versed in the ways of turophilia, but occasionally I do like a dairylea slice, slapped on a bit of buttered toast and put back under the grill for a minute.. Am I an abomination in the eyes of the lord? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Am I an abomination in the eyes of the lord? Which one, God or Satan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 Does nothing stay on topic these days? Oh well, on the subject of cheese, were you aware that Muhammad Ali Jinnah was lactose intolerant and never partook of paneer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck it! I also consider myself well versed in the ways of turophilia, but occasionally I do like a dairylea slice, slapped on a bit of buttered toast and put back under the grill for a minute.. Am I an abomination in the eyes of the lord? They want their cheese maan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Does nothing stay on topic these days? Oh well, on the subject of cheese, were you aware that Muhammed Ali Jinnah was lactose intolerant and never partook of paneer? To be fair, as the instigater of this particular thread derailment, the OP was so niche even Neil would have hard a hard job fucking it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 4 hours ago, Decimus said: James L. Kraft, the inventor of processed cheese. Any time I go into the supermarket and see those fucking slices on a shelf next to far more noble cheeses, I think about digging him up and raping his skull. A tad OTT perhaps, but as an avid turophile, that plastic shit fucking enrages me. It's the price of the shining nutrition absent shite that leaves me scratching my head as to who purchases it. It's got to be either morbidly obese lazy cunts or those incapable of owning or using a knife. It's an affront to the cheaper and far more tasty extra mature cheddar it sits near. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 4 hours ago, Decimus said: James L. Kraft, the inventor of processed cheese. Any time I go into the supermarket and see those fucking slices on a shelf next to far more noble cheeses, I think about digging him up and raping his skull. A tad OTT perhaps, but as an avid turophile, that plastic shit fucking enrages me. Carling, cunts choice of a pint. Drivers who don't do the speed limit, and the wonderbra, whoever came up with that needs there teeth knocked out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 16 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: It's the price of the shining nutrition absent shite that leaves me scratching my head as to who purchases it. It's got to be either morbidly obese lazy cunts or those incapable of owning or using a knife. It's an affront to the cheaper and far more tasty extra mature cheddar it sits near. The wax crayon and plastic scissors of dairy products. At least, unlike his mate Ghandi, Jinnah wasn't a racist kiddie-fiddler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Now here's a great cul-de-sac for our little sewing circle to explore! 'Little known cunts from history' The ref who missed Pedro Mendes 'goal' for us against Man Utd Andre Nel Erich Hoeneker Engin Raghip Have at it you crazy bastards!! Andre Nel; worst bowling action of all time and an absolute cunt to boot. However, I had grudging respect for him as he has an alter ego called Gunther, a Germanic mountain dweller who doesn't get enough oxygen to the brain and that makes him crazy- his excuse for acting like a total cunt on the field. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 7 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Now here's a great cul-de-sac for our little sewing circle to explore! 'Little known cunts from history' The ref who missed Pedro Mendes 'goal' for us against Man Utd Andre Nel Erich Hoeneker Engin Raghip Have at it you crazy bastards!! Erich Honecker Probably on ChildeHarolds top 5 list of history’s greatest world leaders. He only has to hear the name and his little maggot tries to burst out of his underpants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck it! I also consider myself well versed in the ways of turophilia, but occasionally I do like a dairylea slice, slapped on a bit of buttered toast and put back under the grill for a minute.. Am I an abomination in the eyes of the lord? Er yes, and not because of this! Just because, soppy Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: At least, unlike his mate Ghandi, Jinnah wasn't a racist kiddie-fiddler. Not a proper peaceful then. A disgrace to his religion and his country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck it! I also consider myself well versed in the ways of turophilia, but occasionally I do like a dairylea slice, slapped on a bit of buttered toast and put back under the grill for a minute.. Am I an abomination in the eyes of the lord? @Earl of Punkapeis fond of a mouthful of Stinking Bishop, probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: @Earl of Punkapeis fond of a mouthful of Stinking Bishop, probably. I'm sure he likes a bishops finger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: I'm sure he likes a bishops finger 'Hey! Preacher, leave those kids alone' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck it! I also consider myself well versed in the ways of turophilia, but occasionally I do like a dairylea slice, slapped on a bit of buttered toast and put back under the grill for a minute.. Am I an abomination in the eyes of the lord? Down here Eric, you’d be first in the queue for a bit of Coon. https://www.bbc.com/news/business-55628966 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Hey! Preacher, leave those kids alone' Dairy-fuckin-lea Eric? Wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Dairy-fuckin-lea Eric? Wtf? It's calci-yummy. Don't every cunt start acting like they only eat shit from fortnum's. The same fucking poseurs who claim they wouldn't fuck any woman that isn't a miss World contestant. You all eat shite occasionally and you would all fuck pretty much anything that has the right number of limbs and has bathed recently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's calci-yummy. Don't every cunt start acting like they only eat shit from fortnum's. The same fucking poseurs who claim they wouldn't fuck any woman that isn't a miss World contestant. You all eat shite occasionally and you would all fuck pretty much anything that has the right number of limbs and has bathed recently. You’re on thin ice here Eric...Dairy-cunting -Lea? You don’t even get that in a one star all inclusive hovel on Cape Verde ffs! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said: You’re on thin ice here Eric...Dairy-cunting -Lea? You don’t even get that in a one star all inclusive hovel on Cape Verde ffs! I'm on thin ice... you would do well to mind your tone. Impertinent little cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm on thin ice... you would do well to mind your tone. Impertinent little cunt. Noted. Dairy-twatting-Lea though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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