Decimus Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's calci-yummy. Don't every cunt start acting like they only eat shit from fortnum's. The same fucking poseurs who claim they wouldn't fuck any woman that isn't a miss World contestant. You all eat shite occasionally and you would all fuck pretty much anything that has the right number of limbs and has bathed recently. I'm at a loss for words, Eric. I'm by no means a snob, having previously admitted to being partial to a rib rustler, but this has shocked me to the core. If I dream of The Laughing Cow tonight, I'm blaming you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm at a loss for words, Eric. I'm by no means a snob, having previously admitted to being partial to a rib rustler, but this has shocked me to the core. If I dream of The Laughing Cow tonight, I'm blaming you. Actually, a dairylea slice added to a Rustler BBQ Rib is fucking exquisite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm at a loss for words, Eric. I'm by no means a snob, having previously admitted to being partial to a rib rustler, but this has shocked me to the core. If I dream of The Laughing Cow tonight, I'm blaming you. You're weird with food anyway. Didn't you nominate roast lamb once? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 Ordinarily, a man of taste & culture who’s advice & opinion of a vast array of subjects is valued by all of us on here. But Dairy-shitbagging-Lea? Eric, get a test quickly please. With all due respect, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're weird with food anyway. Didn't you nominate roast lamb once? I mark you right, I am. I don't like eating any meat straight off the bone and won't eat mince unless it's paired with a tomato based sauce. My idea of food hell is a shepherd's pie or a side order of chicken wings. I can't remember the roast lamb nomination, I do generally enjoy tucking into a bit of sheep, but prefer it slow cooked than pink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I can't remember the roast lamb nomination, I do generally enjoy tucking into a bit of sheep, but prefer it slow cooked than pink. @Eric Cuntman you are the new @Cuntybaws 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Down here Eric, you’d be first in the queue for a bit of Coon. https://www.bbc.com/news/business-55628966 The perfect accompaniment to 'Nigga-Crackers' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: I mark you right, I am. I don't like eating any meat straight off the bone and won't eat mince unless it's paired with a tomato based sauce. My idea of food hell is a shepherd's pie or a side order of chicken wings. I can't remember the roast lamb nomination, I do generally enjoy tucking into a bit of sheep, but prefer it slow cooked than pink. I detest mince. My ex thought it was the only meat in existence. I swear she cooked me chilli-con-carne-bolognese-shepherd’s pie once when I hinted as to my lack of fondness for mince. She was a malicious rip to be honest. Mince is for pigs and @Earl of Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The perfect accompaniment to 'Nigga-Crackers' Feargal fondue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: @Eric Cuntman you are the new @Cuntybaws As long as I'm not the new @Eric Cuntman I can live with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 10 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I swear she cooked me chilli-con-carne-bolognese-shepherd’s pie once... My signature (and pretty much only) dish is Vindaloo Lasagne. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: As long as I'm not the new @Eric Cuntman I can live with that. Rude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 37 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: My signature (and pretty much only) dish is Vindaloo Lasagne. Pairs well with the sprouts of evil i reckon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Noted. Dairy-twatting-Lea though? The Shirehorses had a song parody called 'Why is it always Dairylea'? To the tune of Travis' Why does it always rain on me'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 On 19/01/2021 at 11:02, Bad Boy Banksy said: This cunt caused the partition of British India. Revered in Pakistan but an absolute cunt. Is Muhammed Ali Jinnah the twin brother of Muhammad Ali Jinnah, the latter's first name so called after the founder of Islam, and as such has only ever been spelt one way? If you're going to earn respect for yourself on the Corner, and intend to create nominations which suggest an educated prose, at least have the fucking nous to check subjects out first before submitting pointless horse shit which echoes that of a remedial, dyslexic 14-year-old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 14 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Pairs well with the sprouts of evil i reckon Sprouts Mexicane, with Vodka margarine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 56 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: My signature (and pretty much only) dish is Vindaloo Lasagne. Jesus fucking Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Jesus fucking Christ. That's exactly what Mrs Baws said the first time I made it for her. Several decades later, and the recipe has been enhanced with a new secret ingredient, to wit "Buffalo Wild Wings Mango Habanero", the God Emperor of sauces. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sprouts Mexicane, with Vodka margarine. Culinarily speaking Eric, what the actual fuck is going on here tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: That's exactly what Mrs Baws said the first time I made it for her. Several decades later, and the recipe has been enhanced with a new secret ingredient, to wit "Buffalo Wild Wings Mango Habanero", the God Emperor of sauces. Stop..just stop please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sprouts Mexicane, with Vodka margarine. Where's the brandy butter? *hiccup* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That's exactly what Mrs Baws said the first time I made it for her. Several decades later, and the recipe has been enhanced with a new secret ingredient, to wit "Buffalo Wild Wings Mango Habanero", the God Emperor of sauces. I say step it up a gear, phall lasagne. Phallsagne, its got a ring to it. Take it on dragons den as the ring piece destroyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 29 minutes ago, Williewhoopassjohnson said: Where's the brandy butter? *hiccup* Smeared all over your fist and up your forearm. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Williewhoopassjohnson Posted January 20, 2021 Report Share Posted January 20, 2021 13 minutes ago, King Billy said: Smeared all over your fist and up your forearm. Lol. Basted myself like a Christmas turkey eh, just a vicious rumour that you cant prove it, the charges never stuck and that library had no cameras. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 21, 2021 Report Share Posted January 21, 2021 On 20/01/2021 at 19:22, Decimus said: I mark you right, I am. I don't like eating any meat straight off the bone and won't eat mince unless it's paired with a tomato based sauce. My idea of food hell is a shepherd's pie or a side order of chicken wings. I can't remember the roast lamb nomination, I do generally enjoy tucking into a bit of sheep, but prefer it slow cooked than pink. “Enjoy tucking into a bit of sheep”? I bet you do when stumbling out of the pub after 12 pints and a couple of lines off the bog seat- those saucy bleetings the other side of the hedgerows in your rural home are too much to resist You filthy sheep buggering fen monkey peasant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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