White Cunt Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 Here is this charming couple of young tuskers who declared their un-dying love while trying to catch a breath swamping their local hospital’ facilities. It’s a prime example of a crazy nannied attitude of the BBC’s happy-ending story telling, while overlooking the disastrous fact that it was their “lifestyle” that most likely put them there and may have deprived two other people of life- saving facility. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-55764470 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dyslexic cnut Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 15 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Here is this charming couple of young tuskers who declared their un-dying love while trying to catch a breath swamping their local hospital’ facilities. It’s a prime example of a crazy nannied attitude of the BBC’s happy-ending story telling, while overlooking the disastrous fact that it was their “lifestyle” that most likely put them there and may have deprived two other people of life- saving facility. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-55764470 The only thing that enabled the fat cunt to stay alive was the thought of the buffet, probably. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 16 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Here is this charming couple of young tuskers who declared their un-dying love while trying to catch a breath swamping their local hospital’ facilities. It’s a prime example of a crazy nannied attitude of the BBC’s happy-ending story telling, while overlooking the disastrous fact that it was their “lifestyle” that most likely put them there and may have deprived two other people of life- saving facility. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-55764470 Are you a relative? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 7 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Here is this charming couple of young tuskers who declared their un-dying love while trying to catch a breath swamping their local hospital’ facilities. It’s a prime example of a crazy nannied attitude of the BBC’s happy-ending story telling, while overlooking the disastrous fact that it was their “lifestyle” that most likely put them there and may have deprived two other people of life- saving facility. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-55764470 Absolute bollocks. Both arrived in the same ambulance? Mr and Mrs Golightly. Yeah right. Fucking BBC fake news shite. Tell us the one about Goldilocks and the three bears, or Harvey Price signing for Mercedes F1 and shagging all the Pussycat Dolls. This pair of athletes have been plucked from the hospital canteens ‘eat all you can’ queue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 Is it my half-pint beer goggles, or has he got a more ample pair of tits than she has? An ugly chubby bird having small tits is a cruel twist of fate when you've got fuck all else going for you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 22, 2021 Report Share Posted January 22, 2021 His name's Simon O'Brien. He's let himself go since 'Brookside'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: The only thing that enabled the fat cunt to stay alive was the thought of the buffet, probably. Yes. It’s rather difficult to squeeze a ten course pig fest through a drip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Absolute bollocks. Both arrived in the same ambulance? Mr and Mrs Golightly. Yeah right. Fucking BBC fake news shite. Tell us the one about Goldilocks and the three bears, or Harvey Price signing for Mercedes F1 and shagging all the Pussycat Dolls. This pair of athletes have been plucked from the hospital canteens ‘eat all you can’ queue. There are converted buses in operation, it must have been one of those. One must hope, they won’t be consummating their union in a disabled toilet or on the way back home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Goober said: Is it my half-pint beer goggles, or has he got a more ample pair of tits than she has? An ugly chubby bird having small tits is a cruel twist of fate when you've got fuck all else going for you. She might have a really nice personality. A lot of fat ugly cunts do apparently. Personality has never made my dick hard. I’ve never been a big fan of birds talking tbh. I’m old fashioned in a lot of ways. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 9 minutes ago, King Billy said: She might have a really nice personality. A lot of fat ugly cunts do apparently. Personality has never made my dick hard. I’ve never been a big fan of birds talking tbh. I’m old fashioned in a lot of ways. Pffft. A nice personality ain't going to tip you over the edge and no well adjusted person could ever get excited by the idea of chucking their muck over that face or those tits. I did know a woman that could almost make you involuntarily shoot your load just by taking to you though. Think Mariella Fostrup's aural attractiveness, times 10. Looking at hubby, I'm guessing she's a good cook though. Every grey cloud... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Are you a relative? Reported for derailment. You fucking unoriginal cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Absolute bollocks. Both arrived in the same ambulance? Mr and Mrs Golightly. Yeah right. Fucking BBC fake news shite. Tell us the one about Goldilocks and the three bears, or Harvey Price signing for Mercedes F1 and shagging all the Pussycat Dolls. This pair of athletes have been plucked from the hospital canteens ‘eat all you can’ queue. All bollocks. If you need a ventilator, you're in no fit state to fuck about getting married. Imagine having some cunt sitting on your chest trying to strangle you? That's what it's like to need a ventilator. This is all a fucking set up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: All bollocks. If you need a ventilator, you're in no fit state to fuck about getting married. Imagine having some cunt sitting on your chest trying to strangle you? That's what it's like to need a ventilator. This is all a fucking set up. Are you his S&M dominatrix? He's sending his credit card details. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: All bollocks. If you need a ventilator, you're in no fit state to fuck about getting married. Imagine having some cunt sitting on your chest trying to strangle you? That's what it's like to need a ventilator. This is all a fucking set up. I’m wondering how the nurses found the time to organise a wedding and all this bullshittery while being totally overwhelmed with Covid patients and rehearsing and filming their daily tik tok dance routines and learning their lines for the fake BBC news interviews. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 Aww ..sedated after their vows i think its cute. PANZERMURPHYBABY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 1 hour ago, King Billy said: I’m wondering how the nurses found the time to organise a wedding and all this bullshittery while being totally overwhelmed with Covid patients and rehearsing and filming their daily tik tok dance routines and learning their lines for the fake BBC news interviews. D'ya nah wot ah mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: His name's Simon O'Brien. He's let himself go since 'Brookside'. I think it was just Simon Brien but it's now got the addition of an 'O' as homage to his volumunous body shape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 I think it was all a bit of a rush because the cunts made the driver stop at Macdonalds on the way,as for the 2 of them in the same ambulance,do we have articulated ambulances these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 What a lovely story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 7 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: I wish the fat obese slobs a happy life and all the very best. The KFC gobbing cunts. I hope they're both dead within a week. Fat cunts don't deserve happiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 34 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I hope they're both dead within a week. Fat cunts don't deserve happiness. They appear to be working fat cunts .. my prefered target is fat (and other) cunts who decline to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 7 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said: Have a friend who's missus is an obese whale, and he's a slightly built guy. He's always like obese fatties. His explanation is, they make the best shags. Because not only are the fat on the outside, but on the inside as well, so having tighter snatches. His missus apparently is a right gripper. It’s a big thing (‘scuse the pun) in Africa and the Caribbean. Many of the West Indian guys I worked with were in great shape, ate well, exercised etc, yet they were weirdly attracted to utter whales. The smaller & slimmer the bloke the more monstrously huge his wife. Two guys couldn’t get their women into the mess via the front door they had to enter via a bigger sliding door. Odd spooks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 11 hours ago, Goober said: Pffft. A nice personality ain't going to tip you over the edge and no well adjusted person could ever get excited by the idea of chucking their muck over that face or those tits. I did know a woman that could almost make you involuntarily shoot your load just by taking to you though. Think Mariella Fostrup's aural attractiveness, times 10. Looking at hubby, I'm guessing she's a good cook though. Every grey cloud... There’s fuck all ‘involuntarily’ about calling 0898 numbers Goobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted January 23, 2021 Report Share Posted January 23, 2021 22 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: There’s fuck all ‘involuntarily’ about calling 0898 numbers Goobs. I reckon she could make an absolute killing on one of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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