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Old Chap Raasclaat

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9 hours ago, Eddie said:

I am deeply touched by all your messages of support at this difficult time x 

Difficult time? I thought you were bragging about how well you are doing. My mistake Ed. I always pictured you in much worse circumstances. I’d offer you some help but I know you’re far too proud to accept, so I won’t.

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21 hours ago, Eddie said:

The fat cunt has turned his back and I am sleeping in my car, it’s bloody freezing.

Have you considered becoming an Uber driver, Eddie ?  They have apparently changed the law recently, so that they make more money than they used to.  

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35 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

Have you considered becoming an Uber driver, Eddie ?  They have apparently changed the law recently, so that they make more money than they used to.  

Ed and I are fairly close and have to say, that's good advice, Weary. What's the thinking behind Uber and TFL amending their terms?

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1 hour ago, Frank said:

Ed and I are fairly close and have to say, that's good advice, Weary. What's the thinking behind Uber and TFL amending their terms?

They now get the right to minimum wage and some paid holiday.  Previously they got paid per job, and that was it.  

More about it here :

https://www.cityam.com/supreme-court-rules-uber-drivers-entitled-to-workers-rights/

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29 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

They now get the right to minimum wage and some paid holiday.  Previously they got paid per job, and that was it.  

More about it here :

https://www.cityam.com/supreme-court-rules-uber-drivers-entitled-to-workers-rights/

I see. In which way, shape or form will this be helpful to one of our long-standing and respected suicidal members? I'm not convinced you've done the maths.

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On 04/02/2021 at 13:08, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Weak cunts...

They are found everywhere these days and although the list is endless I shall highlight some that annoy me the most.

Men who get married and even more so the ones who get married more than once are total bellends. The type of cunts who proudly say 'She's the boss' and 'I do as I'm told' it's not funny you cunts and all it does is confirm you are a weak, scared to be on your own cunt. They then wank themselves to death because the wife stopped having sex after getting married, yet they are too weak to do the right thing and leave the cow, even though she's turned into a fat, moaning cunt who is never satisfied.

Are you feeling lonely? I know a lovely lady, admittedly plump of thigh, but an excellent cook who would be appropriately subservient and doesn’t mind misogynists... I’d be happy to arrange an introduction for a modest fee (the castle vaults are a little depleted...)

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1 minute ago, KingRollo said:

Are you feeling lonely? I know a lovely lady, admittedly plump of thigh, but an excellent cook who would be appropriately subservient and doesn’t mind misogynists... I’d be happy to arrange an introduction for a modest fee (the castle vaults are a little depleted...)

Have you asked Camilla if she’s OK with this KR?

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2 minutes ago, KingRollo said:

Are you feeling lonely? I know a lovely lady, admittedly plump of thigh, but an excellent cook who would be appropriately subservient and doesn’t mind misogynists... I’d be happy to arrange an introduction for a modest fee (the castle vaults are a little depleted...)

Pardon? I missed you the first five times.

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15 hours ago, Frank said:

I see. In which way, shape or form will this be helpful to one of our long-standing and respected suicidal members? I'm not convinced you've done the maths.

I don't pretend to know-all of Eddies circumstances (or indeed your own, Frank).  However, I know that you are both wise in the ways of the world, and resourceful fellows.  I have faith in Eddie's ability to bounce back.  

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1 hour ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

I don't pretend to know-all of Eddies circumstances (or indeed your own, Frank).  However, I know that you are both wise in the ways of the world, and resourceful fellows.  I have faith in Eddie's ability to bounce back.  

Weary, I specifically asked you what the thinking was behind suggesting Eddie considers driving for Uber under their new terms. Shove your Samaritan shite up your arse and answer the question. 

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3 minutes ago, Frank said:

Weary, I specifically asked you what the thinking was behind suggesting Eddie considers driving for Uber under their new terms. Shove your Samaritan shite up your arse and answer the question. 

Mind your manners frank. W&D is a popular board member. Remember what that was like?

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16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Mind your manners frank. W&D is a popular board member. Remember what that was like?

Mind your own business, you dog-loving dope. I’m looking out for Eddie’s best interest and won’t tolerate some crepe sole-wearing creep giving him false hope. 

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14 minutes ago, Frank said:

Mind your own business, you dog-loving dope. I’m looking out for Eddie’s best interest and won’t tolerate some crepe sole-wearing creep giving him false hope. 

I was wondering how you were coping with @Gronda Gronda getting the better of you a few days ago. Not very well apparently.

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7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I was wondering how you were coping with @Gronda Gronda getting the better of you a few days ago. Not very well apparently.

Kind of touchy, isn't he?

@Frank, it's been said that you once were hands down the best on here.  I made you a challenge; an opportunity to showcase your mental swordsmanship.

To be honest, as crazy as Harold is, I think he'd run rings around you if you tried any of it with him.

Change my mind. 

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11 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said:

Kind of touchy, isn't he?

@Frank, it's been said that you once were hands down the best on here.  I made you a challenge; an opportunity to showcase your mental swordsmanship.

To be honest, as crazy as Harold is, I think he'd run rings around you if you tried any of it with him.

Change my mind. 

Frank can be compared to Nottingham Forest. Once the finest team on the planet. Winning the league and the European cup. Running rings round the finest teams and beating them.  But like Forest, Frank is now scrambling around the lower league, having rings run round him by cunts who, in his day, would have been ground into the dust by his rapier like wit and put downs. Believe me Gronda, he'd have had you for breakfast and save a bit of you for supper. 

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On 05/02/2021 at 10:46, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

You make that statement and then have the nerve to ask me that. You sick fucker, stay in France you are not wanted back here. Weirdo.

He’s not in France. Closest he’s ever got to becoming an expat was lunch in 2014 at Cafe Rouge. His ‘French’ is lamentable, his claims of conquest with French women are laughable and his obsession with geese is utterly cretinous. Other than that...

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10 minutes ago, KingRollo said:

He’s not in France. Closest he’s ever got to becoming an expat was lunch in 2014 at Cafe Rouge. His ‘French’ is lamentable, his claims of conquest with French women are laughable and his obsession with geese is utterly cretinous. Other than that...

Good heavens, Rollo. This is the most savage I've ever seen you been - has Cook been making you clean your room during the lockdown?

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3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Frank can be compared to Nottingham Forest. Once the finest team on the planet. Winning the league and the European cup. Running rings round the finest teams and beating them.  But like Forest, Frank is now scrambling around the lower league, having rings run round him by cunts who, in his day, would have been ground into the dust by his rapier like wit and put downs. Believe me Gronda, he'd have had you for breakfast and save a bit of you for supper. 

I believe you.  I think I would enjoy reading what 'old Frank' had to say. 

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