KingRollo Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 5 hours ago, Roadkill said: Good heavens, Rollo. This is the most savage I've ever seen you been - has Cook been making you clean your room during the lockdown? It’s worse than that, I’m afraid. I lost my trousers in a bet with King Frank. Now Wizard keeps laughing at my legs and Queen Gwen called me a ‘knock kneed knave’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 16 minutes ago, KingRollo said: It’s worse than that, I’m afraid. I lost my trousers in a bet with King Frank. Now Wizard keeps laughing at my legs and Queen Gwen called me a ‘knock kneed knave’. What would King Frank want with your trousers? Were they clean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 11 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: What would King Frank want with your trousers? Were they clean? Due to Brexit, and a certain scrawny habitant of this very corner, there is a generalised shortage of drainpipe trousers. King Frank conned me into a little gamble on the dressage... Cook laundered them especially for Frank, though I don’t understand the copious amounts of bleach that are now missing from the pantry. Hope she’s not making incendiary devices... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 3 hours ago, KingRollo said: Due to Brexit, and a certain scrawny habitant of this very corner, there is a generalised shortage of drainpipe trousers. King Frank conned me into a little gamble on the dressage... Cook laundered them especially for Frank, though I don’t understand the copious amounts of bleach that are now missing from the pantry. Hope she’s not making incendiary devices... . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 10 hours ago, KingRollo said: He’s not in France. Closest he’s ever got to becoming an expat was lunch in 2014 at Cafe Rouge. His ‘French’ is lamentable, his claims of conquest with French women are laughable and his obsession with geese is utterly cretinous. Other than that... I happen to believe old Withers. Ask yourself this, who in their right fucking mind would ever want to pretend that they were French? Even the Belgians invented their own nation to disassociate themselves with the cunts. When people would rather be Belgian than French, you know your country has a terrible image problem. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 4 hours ago, KingRollo said: Due to Brexit, and a certain scrawny habitant of this very corner, there is a generalised shortage of drainpipe trousers. King Frank conned me into a little gamble on the dressage... Cook laundered them especially for Frank, though I don’t understand the copious amounts of bleach that are now missing from the pantry. Hope she’s not making incendiary devices... I thought he was starting on a new business idea he borrowed from the Japanese involving vending machines and trousers soiled with arse gravy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 4 hours ago, KingRollo said: It’s worse than that, I’m afraid. I lost my trousers in a bet with King Frank. Now Wizard keeps laughing at my legs and Queen Gwen called me a ‘knock kneed knave’. Have you ever had the pleasure of the company of Fenella, the Kettle Witch? I think the accent means she might be related to Spotto. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 13 hours ago, KingRollo said: He’s not in France. Closest he’s ever got to becoming an expat was lunch in 2014 at Cafe Rouge. His ‘French’ is lamentable, his claims of conquest with French women are laughable and his obsession with geese is utterly cretinous. Other than that... He's a complete bellend. 😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Have you ever had the pleasure of the company of Fenella, the Kettle Witch? I think the accent means she might be related to Spotto. They’re all related in that neck of the woods. There’s a rumour that Chorlton’s dad is also his uncle... would take more than being a ‘happiness dragon’ for that mud to unstick. Apparently webbed feet are commonplace in those parts, so Wizard tells me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 30 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: He's a complete bellend. 😁 I think he’s just confused. It’s probably the syphilis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I happen to believe old Withers. Ask yourself this, who in their right fucking mind would ever want to pretend that they were French? Even the Belgians invented their own nation to disassociate themselves with the cunts. When people would rather be Belgian than French, you know your country has a terrible image problem. Take your point but I think the phrase ‘in their right mind’ presents a bit of a gaping hole in the argument in this particular case... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 5 hours ago, KingRollo said: Take your point but I think the phrase ‘in their right mind’ presents a bit of a gaping hole in the argument in this particular case... Tell that to your average Dordogne Brit ex pat, pit bull walking, Sun reading, full english breakfast, TRYING SO HARD not to blend into the French way of life. (in fact tell it to Nigel Lawson in his S W France chateau who gets on with the locals like a vineyard on fire) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: Tell that to your average Dordogne Brit ex pat, pit bull walking, Sun reading, full english breakfast, TRYING SO HARD not to blend into the French way of life. No. You tell them. I’m not your errand boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 4 minutes ago, KingRollo said: No. You tell them. I’m not your errand boy! I have and they just walk away cackling and hooting after threatening me with a good going over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 19 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I have and they just walk away cackling and hooting after threatening me with a good going over. You know what, I believe you. Perhaps you should take the hint? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 1 hour ago, KingRollo said: You know what, I believe you. Perhaps you should take the hint? My name is Michael Caine you know what? Not many people know that. Especially Rollocking Rolo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 42 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: My name is Michael Caine you know what? Not many people know that. Especially Rollocking Rolo. Even fewer care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 11 hours ago, Decimus said: I happen to believe old Withers. Ask yourself this, who in their right fucking mind would ever want to pretend that they were French? Even the Belgians invented their own nation to disassociate themselves with the cunts. When people would rather be Belgian than French, you know your country has a terrible image problem. France is where the Belgians go for a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 26 minutes ago, King Billy said: France is where the Belgians go for a shit. Luxembourg? Sorry, I thought that read 'Frank'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 On 19/02/2021 at 08:19, Eddie said: I am deeply touched by all your messages of support at this difficult time x Eddie you okay buddy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 14 hours ago, KingRollo said: Even fewer care. Can I have your last Rolo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 48 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Can I have your last Rolo? Are you Pen’s alter ego? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 15 minutes ago, KingRollo said: Are you Pen’s alter ego? Consider him your new court jester. The old one died of dysentery, so we just grabbed the village idiot and dressed him in his clothes. Sadly he can't juggle or do cartwheels like the old one, but the windows have never been cleaner and his incoherent ramblings can pass as riddles after a few tankards of mead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 Just now, Roadkill said: Consider him your new court jester. The old one died of dysentery, so we just grabbed the village idiot and dressed him in his clothes. Sadly he can't juggle or do cartwheels like the old one, but the windows have never been cleaner and his incoherent ramblings can pass as riddles after a few tankards of mead. He’s fired. There isn’t enough mead in the Kingdom to render his nonsense court worthy and Cook is affronted by your comments about the windows (though, privately, I agree...) I know court jesters are supposed to be silly but there are limits... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 Just now, KingRollo said: He’s fired. There isn’t enough mead in the Kingdom to render his nonsense court worthy and Cook is affronted by your comments about the windows (though, privately, I agree...) I know court jesters are supposed to be silly but there are limits... Understood. Still the peasants will enjoy a good breaking at the wheel. I'll let the executioner know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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