KingRollo Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: I shall let you know as one of Kates Albanian friends has just told us he can get a genuine Albanian licence for a cock and hen. Apparently it’s valid for tractors, donkeys and Formula 1 cars too.Phil has always wanted to try F1. I think he can be trusted as he’s been spending a lot of time with Kate, looking after her while William’s been at the gym getting himself into shape to teach young Harry a lesson if he turns up here with that dusky maiden again. What a lovely boy William has turned out to be. (Apart from the male pattern baldness thing). I’ve been wondering about Williams ascendency and how that will affect me KR. I mean there’s going to be two King Billys and the last thing the country needs is a power struggle or god forbid a turf war. I know I could take him out in a straightener on the cobbles but I’m not sure if he fights fair. The burdens of blue blood, my Liege. Frankly I think you have little to worry about for the moment as, when the time comes, young Charles is sure to want his fifteen minutes having waited so long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 12 hours ago, Frank said: See your pm. Fucking hell, that's a game changer all right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, that's a game changer all right. Frank empties the bins in Sheringham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted February 23, 2021 Report Share Posted February 23, 2021 On 22/02/2021 at 21:07, KingRollo said: The burdens of blue blood, my Liege. Frankly I think you have little to worry about for the moment as, when the time comes, young Charles is sure to want his fifteen minutes having waited so long. King Billy hasn't informed you that he's planning on waging war yet then, Rolly? I've been told to draw up plans for a full scale invasion of the fetid bogs of Ireland. Apparently we're after some upstart fenian called Panzer who's been causing trouble on the border. I've been issued a photo-fit of the lead singer of Pogues as a reference, but I've a feeling we're likely to wipe out every male inhabitant above 25. Unfortunately I signed up for King and Country, so I'm just keeping you in the loop. Send my regards to Wizard, and did he ever get the opium poppies sown? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 18 hours ago, Major Cunt said: King Billy hasn't informed you that he's planning on waging war yet then, Rolly? I've been told to draw up plans for a full scale invasion of the fetid bogs of Ireland. Apparently we're after some upstart fenian called Panzer who's been causing trouble on the border. I've been issued a photo-fit of the lead singer of Pogues as a reference, but I've a feeling we're likely to wipe out every male inhabitant above 25. Unfortunately I signed up for King and Country, so I'm just keeping you in the loop. Send my regards to Wizard, and did he ever get the opium poppies sown? KB has my full backing and my army at his disposal (consisting of an alien aspidistra, a menopausal cook and Hamlet the Cat, under the command of none other than Sir @Eric Cuntman). However, if you’re planning on taking on every Shane MacGowan lookalike, it’s going to be a long, long campaign. Better take a change of clothes and a spare toothbrush. Wizard’s gone off the idea of opium recently. He’s turned his good eye towards the imminent surge in demand for knock off Phil-the-Greek memorabilia. It’s all filthy lucre to him. He sends his greetings and humbly requests the return of his lucky long johns. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 12 minutes ago, KingRollo said: KB has my full backing and my army at his disposal (consisting of an alien aspidistra, a menopausal cook and Hamlet the Cat, under the command of none other than Sir @Eric Cuntman). However, if you’re planning on taking on every Shane MacGowan lookalike, it’s going to be a long, long campaign. Better take a change of clothes and a spare toothbrush. Wizard’s gone off the idea of opium recently. He’s turned his good eye towards the imminent surge in demand for knock off Phil-the-Greek memorabilia. It’s all filthy lucre to him. He sends his greetings and humbly requests the return of his lucky long johns. Hamlet is a vicious little fucker. He might look cute playing catch in the arboretum, but after dark, I've never seen a more effective assassin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingRollo Posted February 24, 2021 Report Share Posted February 24, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Hamlet is a vicious little fucker. He might look cute playing catch in the arboretum, but after dark, I've never seen a more effective assassin. I made the mistake of calling him a ginger pussy once. It did not end well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 Mrs WC has been looking online for tips on cleaning her coated canvas bag. Here is what she came across: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dongaargan Posted April 13, 2022 Report Share Posted April 13, 2022 On 04/02/2021 at 16:54, Eric Cuntman said: I say we should invade the Falklands. They won't fucking well be expecting that. ney feÇkh feÇkhen FeÇkhlands ow bou wi gew bek n bruk n fruk the River Qugay....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 11 hours ago, Dongaargan said: ney feÇkh feÇkhen FeÇkhlands ow bou wi gew bek n bruk n fruk the River Qugay....... Best first post ever, welcome to the corner. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 12 hours ago, Dongaargan said: ney feÇkh feÇkhen FeÇkhlands ow bou wi gew bek n bruk n fruk the River Qugay....... Drew? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 12 hours ago, Dongaargan said: ney feÇkh feÇkhen FeÇkhlands ow bou wi gew bek n bruk n fruk the River Qugay....... https://www.dsl.ac.uk/entry/dost/bek_n Fucking Scots Language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 On 04/02/2021 at 19:09, Eric Cuntman said: Stop off in Conwy and set fire to that Jimi Somerville looking cunt Drew Pritchard on your way. And pick me up some Kendal mint cake from the old fashioned sweet shop in Llandudno. Llandidnore bach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 13 hours ago, Dongaargan said: ney feÇkh feÇkhen FeÇkhlands ow bou wi gew bek n bruk n fruk the River Qugay....... "No, fuck the fucking Falklands, how about we go back and bruk (untranslatable) and fuck the River Quaggy"...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 14 hours ago, Dongaargan said: ney feÇkh feÇkhen FeÇkhlands ow bou wi gew bek n bruk n fruk the River Qugay....... Fuck off @PANZER MURPHY. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 16 hours ago, Dongaargan said: ney feÇkh feÇkhen FeÇkhlands ow bou wi gew bek n bruk n fruk the River Qugay....... Hey dc baby..its for you..lol PANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2022 Report Share Posted April 14, 2022 23 hours ago, Dongaargan said: ney feÇkh feÇkhen FeÇkhlands ow bou wi gew bek n bruk n fruk the River Qugay....... Are you Ho Chi Minh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dongaargan Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 On 14/04/2022 at 08:53, Dead Penelope said: https://www.dsl.ac.uk/entry/dost/bek_n Fucking Scots Language. Gew fech yee wee tidla yee porridge oats wog On 14/04/2022 at 08:53, Dead Penelope said: https://www.dsl.ac.uk/entry/dost/bek_n Fucking Scots Language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 These pond life festering cunts are weak because they wouldn't know what critical thinking is and have no self respect. I respect anyone who can have critical thoughts even if i don't agree with them and think they're a total fucking cunt. Believe it or not, i have total respect for duckman...actually that's not true, i think he is the biggest cunt on webbed feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 On 23/02/2021 at 08:13, Dead Penelope said: Frank empties the bins in Sheringham. Teddy’s a poof then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 19 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: I respect anyone who can have critical thoughts even if i don't agree with them and think they're a total fucking cunt. Bend, you fucking simpleton. I suspect you trawl the sewer of the alt-right forum scene, bemoaning your "loss" of freedom of speech because you're not allowed to call your local corner shop owner a paki. You probably have a Voltaire avatar, with your above bastardrised version of "I may disagree with what you say..." as your signature. I'm fairly certain that you have no fucking idea who Voltaire was, or that the famous saying wasn't ever uttered by him. You really are a prize fucking cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Bend, you fucking simpleton. I suspect you trawl the sewer of the alt-right forum scene, bemoaning your "loss" of freedom of speech because you're not allowed to call your local corner shop owner a paki. You probably have a Voltaire avatar, with your above bastardrised version of "I may disagree with what you say..." as your signature. I'm fairly certain that you have no fucking idea who Voltaire was, or that the famous saying wasn't ever uttered by him. You really are a prize fucking cretin. Evening duckie, reported for using racial content. Your a fucking mess, don't ever talk to me again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dongaargan Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 On 14/04/2022 at 19:36, camberwell gypsy said: Are you Ho Chi Minh? Fuu man chuu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 14 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Evening duckie, reported for using racial content. Your a fucking mess, don't ever talk to me again. *You're. Don't get it wrong again, I warned your retarded cousin Snatch enough times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 19, 2022 Report Share Posted April 19, 2022 16 minutes ago, Dongaargan said: Fuu man chuu Fuuk off cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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