Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 If you can't be arsed to listen Boris the Bellend and his announcement that'll tell us the route out of lockdown, here is my alternative and probably more likely prediction. - They will open schools in stages - They won't open hospitality/Pubs/Restaurants etc until July - Eat out to help out will return - Loads of thick Brit cunts will flock to the Costa del cunt, Benidorm and various other cheap shitholes - The 'New Strains' will have beaten the 'Vaccines' by September. - By December Boris the Bellend will say 'You must stay at home'. Lockdown again and all the naive and gullible cunts start saying 'I can't believe it all went wrong'. What a fucking palaver Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 It's time to play 'Guess What's Johnson's Speech Is Going To Say'. {Buzzer} ...and first up it's Jiggers from North Buckinghamshire. Go ahead Jiggs..... 1. More mental anguish as he faffs about with ever changing goalposts. 2. More job losses. 3. More record breaking national debt burden. 4. Universal Basic Income eventually to be paid in kryptocurrency (so it will be dependent on behaviour). 5. Vaccines and boosters year round for all. (Got to bail out BigPharma, and vaccines have a cheaper and quicker approval process than drugs. It's a HUGE Market, and Handjob's wife works in the industry, with key members of SAGE being shareholders). 6. Unelected advisors, whose income and pensions do not depend on the outcome of their advice, telling Government on how to change stubborn British behaviour who dare to question what is going on. 7. More State Crony Capitalism. 8. Mass surveillance. 9. AI replacing millions of jobs. 10. Hyperinflation. 11. Lies, lies and more lies to suppress a fine nation of diverse, entrepreneurial free thinking people. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 13 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: It's time to play 'Guess What's Johnson's Speech Is Going To Say'. {Buzzer} ...and first up it's Jiggers from North Buckinghamshire. Go ahead Jiggs..... 1. More mental anguish as he faffs about with ever changing goalposts. 2. More job losses. 3. More record breaking national debt burden. 4. Universal Basic Income eventually to be paid in kryptocurrency (so it will be dependent on behaviour). 5. Vaccines and boosters year round for all. (Got to bail out BigPharma, and vaccines have a cheaper and quicker approval process than drugs. It's a HUGE Market, andHandjob's wife works in the industry, with key members of SAGE being shareholders). 6. Unelected advisors whose income and pensions do not depend on the outcome of their advice, telling Government on how to change stubborn British behaviour who dare to question what is going on. 7. More State Crony Capitalism (there is a term for that). 8. Mass surveillance. 9. AI replacing millions of jobs. 10. Hyperinflation. 11. Lies, lies and more lies to suppress a fine nation of diverse, entrepreneurial free thinking people. It's crazy the way everything is going online, all to save big business money. These businesses are rubbing their hands together thinking...'we can save lots of money by getting a much smaller office now' and 'why not outsource all this work to some cunt in india, and once furlough is over sack the British cunt, we'll save loads of money. The next major step is Artificial intelligence...more and more people, and a lot less jobs...the world is fucked. (I'm ok though I've got £400 in the bank). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It's crazy the way everything is going online, all to save big business money. These businesses are rubbing their hands together thinking...'we can save lots of money by getting a much smaller office now' and 'why not outsource all this work to some cunt in india, and once furlough is over sack the British cunt, we'll save loads of money. The next major step is Artificial intelligence...more and more people, and a lot less jobs...the world is fucked. (I'm ok though I've got £400 in the bank). I've got an old Anderson Shelter, four tins of bully beef, a tin-foil hat and a GIANT fucking truck-mounted field Howitzer. See you on the other side! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 Will he be driving the Boris Bus with it's silly layout, windows that can't be opened, crap air conditioning and failure to deliver the much loved old fashioned convenience of 'jump on and off' it was much bigged up for? The only route I want to be on is without Johnson and this filthy Tory government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: If you can't be arsed to listen Boris the Bellend and his announcement that'll tell us the route out of lockdown, here is my alternative and probably more likely prediction. - They will open schools in stages - They won't open hospitality/Pubs/Restaurants etc until July - Eat out to help out will return - Loads of thick Brit cunts will flock to the Costa del cunt, Benidorm and various other cheap shitholes - The 'New Strains' will have beaten the 'Vaccines' by September. - By December Boris the Bellend will say 'You must stay at home'. Lockdown again and all the naive and gullible cunts start saying 'I can't believe it all went wrong'. What a fucking palaver Lol. Everybody who isn't Old and Rarsecat is QUOTE<naive and gullible>UNQUOTE. And what have YOU been DOING in last 12 months BIG MOUTH? Edited February 22, 2021 by ChildeHarold spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 18 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Everybody who isn't Old and Rarsecat is QUOTE<naive and gullible>UNQUOTE. And what have YOU been DOING in last 12 months BIG MOUTH? Writing heartfelt diatribes on a little-read misanthropic website at the arse-end of the Internet. .....unlike your good self, fighting the good fight by scribbling 'Class War' on the front of their rough books (with BOTH 'a's having the anarchists circle scrawled round them, just to show you really mean business!). Then, throwing yourself onto the guns of the Reactionaries, arrayed outside Chelsea Girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Writing heartfelt diatribes on a little-read misanthropic website at the arse-end of the Internet. .....unlike your good self, fighting the good fight by scribbling 'Class War' on the front of their rough books (with BOTH 'a's having the anarchists circle scrawled round them, just to show you really mean business!). Then, throwing yourself onto the guns of the Reactionaries, arrayed outside Chelsea Girl You have certainly seen Reds more than once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 6 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: The next major step is Artificial intelligence...more and more people, and a lot less jobs...the world is fucked. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 6 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It's crazy the way everything is going online, all to save big business money. These businesses are rubbing their hands together thinking...'we can save lots of money by getting a much smaller office now' and 'why not outsource all this work to some cunt in india, and once furlough is over sack the British cunt, we'll save loads of money. The next major step is Artificial intelligence...more and more people, and a lot less jobs...the world is fucked. (I'm ok though I've got £400 in the bank). Well, having some intelligence is better than none at all, don't you think?* (* if you could think.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 13 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Well, having some intelligence is better than none at all, don't you think?* (* if you could think.) I can't help but think...you are a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Everybody who isn't Old and Rarsecat is QUOTE<naive and gullible>UNQUOTE. And what have YOU been DOING in last 12 months BIG MOUTH? Chime in later @ChildeHarold when the crack, heroin and alcohol has worn off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 8 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: to suppress a fine nation of diverse, entrepreneurial free thinking people. Shurely shome mishtake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Chime in later @ChildeHarold when the crack, heroin and alcohol has worn off. Just woke up fuck face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Just woke up fuck face? Not surprised with the amount of drugs you are on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Not surprised with the amount of drugs you are on. Caffeine and lollipops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Not surprised with the amount of drugs you are on. What happened to Ereptile Dysfunction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Will he be driving the Boris Bus Hopefully yes. Straight over your fucking neck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Hopefully yes. Straight over your fucking neck. Glad to see you're taking a cigarette break from Prince Philip's bedside and his extremely tedious anecdotage. What's the skirt like in there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I can't help but think...you are a cunt. 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Chime in later @ChildeHarold when the crack, heroin and alcohol has worn off. 24 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Just woke up fuck face? 18 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Not surprised with the amount of drugs you are on. 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: Hopefully yes. Straight over your fucking neck. 10 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Glad to see you're taking a cigarette break from Prince Philip's bedside and his extremely tedious anecdotage. What's the skirt like in there? Well, glad to see Johnson's proposed route out of lockdown has generated an intelligent, in depth, political debate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I can't help but think...you are a cunt. 2 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Chime in later @ChildeHarold when the crack, heroin and alcohol has worn off. 24 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Just woke up fuck face? 18 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: Not surprised with the amount of drugs you are on. 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: Hopefully yes. Straight over your fucking neck. 10 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Glad to see you're taking a cigarette break from Prince Philip's bedside and his extremely tedious anecdotage. What's the skirt like in there? Well, glad to see Johnson's proposed route out of lockdown has generated an intelligent, in depth, political debate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted February 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well, glad to see Johnson's proposed route out of lockdown has generated an intelligent, in depth, political debate. What about your selfish behaviour during lockdown @camberwell gypsy? How many times have you gone miles and miles away when it was not necessary? How many times have you not worn a mask when you should? It's terribly selfish behaviour...I should know as I've done it since day 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: What about your selfish behaviour during lockdown @camberwell gypsy? How many times have you gone miles and miles away when it was not necessary? How many times have you not worn a mask when you should? It's terribly selfish behaviour...I should know as I've done it since day 1. I know...let’s grass her up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Well, glad to see Johnson's proposed route out of lockdown has generated an intelligent, in depth, political debate. By that criteria ny last comment certainly wins hands down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 14 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I know...let’s grass her up! You're not putting any grass up me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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