Dentists/Implantologists

[White Cunt]

So I’m in bed twisting like Boris at “Question Time”, looking like Tyson after extended match and popping pills and assorted liquids that would put our resident drug fiends to shame. Fuck me, it hurts.

After a long debate on whether to do another root canal/cyst treatment under LL6 or having a transplant, I decided on the latter. And to top it off, as the adjacent LL5 got damaged recently , I thought, well let’s have both cunts replaced with implants and that should last me until covid or old age arrange for my departure.

I was promised to have “some discomfort” and take regular painkillers, antibiotics and anti inflammatory tabs to sort out the “discomfort” or “mild swelling” that was also mentioned.

If any implant specialist will tell you about the little pain you will have after a double extraction and implantation, know it’s a fucking can of worms and prepare accordingly.

Lying cunts.

Fuck off.

[Dyslexic cnut]

17 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

So I’m in bed twisting like Boris at “Question Time”, looking like Tyson after extended match and popping pills and assorted liquids that would put our resident drug fiends to shame. Fuck me, it hurts.

After a long debate on whether to do another root canal/cyst treatment under LL6 or having a transplant, I decided on the latter. And to top it off, as the adjacent LL5 got damaged recently , I thought, well let’s have both cunts replaced with implants and that should last me until covid or old age arrange for my departure.

I was promised to have “some discomfort” and take regular painkillers, antibiotics and anti inflammatory tabs to sort out the “discomfort” or “mild swelling” that was also mentioned.

If any implant specialist will tell you about the little pain you will have after a double extraction and implantation, know it’s a fucking can of worms and prepare accordingly.

Lying cunts.

Fuck off.

Since I had all of mine kicked out or removed, I refused implants or falsies. I blend all of my food & drink it. I had a lovely roast on Sunday and Mrs Cnut banged sticky toffee pudding in with it to save with the washing up. It’s the future and it gives you much more time to come on here and read @ChildeHarold’s reams of constant shite.

[Guest Fatty]

24 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

So I’m in bed twisting like Boris at “Question Time”, looking like Tyson after extended match and popping pills and assorted liquids that would put our resident drug fiends to shame. Fuck me, it hurts.

After a long debate on whether to do another root canal/cyst treatment under LL6 or having a transplant, I decided on the latter. And to top it off, as the adjacent LL5 got damaged recently , I thought, well let’s have both cunts replaced with implants and that should last me until covid or old age arrange for my departure.

I was promised to have “some discomfort” and take regular painkillers, antibiotics and anti inflammatory tabs to sort out the “discomfort” or “mild swelling” that was also mentioned.

If any implant specialist will tell you about the little pain you will have after a double extraction and implantation, know it’s a fucking can of worms and prepare accordingly.

Lying cunts.

Fuck off.

Just cut your throat and spare us your fucking whining!!!! Soppy Cunt

[Jiggerycock]

28 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

So I’m in bed twisting like Boris at “Question Time”, looking like Tyson after extended match and popping pills and assorted liquids that would put our resident drug fiends to shame. Fuck me, it hurts.

After a long debate on whether to do another root canal/cyst treatment under LL6 or having a transplant, I decided on the latter. And to top it off, as the adjacent LL5 got damaged recently , I thought, well let’s have both cunts replaced with implants and that should last me until covid or old age arrange for my departure.

I was promised to have “some discomfort” and take regular painkillers, antibiotics and anti inflammatory tabs to sort out the “discomfort” or “mild swelling” that was also mentioned.

If any implant specialist will tell you about the little pain you will have after a double extraction and implantation, know it’s a fucking can of worms and prepare accordingly.

Lying cunts.

Fuck off.

I think we can do without the sordid revelations about your sex life

[and]

1 hour ago, White Cunt said:

“mild swelling”

I occasionally get one of those, surprisingly it's never in the mouth area...  

[White Cunt]

1 hour ago, Fatty said:

Just cut your throat and spare us your fucking whining!!!! Soppy Cunt

I wish. It’s too fucking swollen. 

[White Cunt]

1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said:

I think we can do without the sordid revelations about your sex life

We see what we want to see, eh Jiggy?

[White Cunt]

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Since I had all of mine kicked out or removed, I refused implants or falsies. I blend all of my food & drink it. I had a lovely roast on Sunday and Mrs Cnut banged sticky toffee pudding in with it to save with the washing up. It’s the future and it gives you much more time to come on here and read @ChildeHarold’s reams of constant shite.

That has a laxative effect on the body.

[Ape™️]

1 hour ago, Joker said:

I occasionally get one of those, surprisingly it's never in the mouth area...  

What triggers it? Your neighbours dog?

[Decimus]

12 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

What triggers it? Your neighbours dog?

@Joker has a permanent life time ban from Crufts due to multiple incidents of exposing himself to Best in Show. He's also blacklisted at The Kennel Club.

As for his neighbour's dog, it turned him down, finding an afternoon eating its own shit and licking its balls more palatable than a few hours spent with that sinister, mouth breathing cunt.

[Cunty BigBollox]

2 hours ago, White Cunt said:

So I’m in bed twisting like Boris at “Question Time”, looking like Tyson after extended match and popping pills and assorted liquids that would put our resident drug fiends to shame. Fuck me, it hurts.

After a long debate on whether to do another root canal/cyst treatment under LL6 or having a transplant, I decided on the latter. And to top it off, as the adjacent LL5 got damaged recently , I thought, well let’s have both cunts replaced with implants and that should last me until covid or old age arrange for my departure.

I was promised to have “some discomfort” and take regular painkillers, antibiotics and anti inflammatory tabs to sort out the “discomfort” or “mild swelling” that was also mentioned.

If any implant specialist will tell you about the little pain you will have after a double extraction and implantation, know it’s a fucking can of worms and prepare accordingly.

Lying cunts.

Fuck off.

Can I suggest you whack yourself in the balls really hard with a mallet. It won't make the pain go away as such but I'm assured it will take your mind off it for a little while.

You're welcome.

[White Cunt]

13 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Can I suggest you whack yourself in the balls really hard with a mallet. It won't make the pain go away as such but I'm assured it will take your mind off it for a little while.

You're welcome.

No can do. They migrated inwards with all the goings-on.

[Cunty BigBollox]

5 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

No can do. They migrated inwards with all the goings-on.

If it's that painful you might have an infection and you need to rinse with warm salty water 2-3 times a day. Trust me, it works as I've had to do it a couple of times as I haven't been to the dentist for a check up for nearly 2 years thanks to Slit-eye Fever.

[White Cunt]

2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

If it's that painful you might have an infection and you need to rinse with warm salty water 2-3 times a day. Trust me, it works as I've had to do it a couple of times as I haven't been to the dentist for a check up for nearly 2 years thanks to Slit-eye Fever.

I am taking Amoxicillin plus rinsing gently with Perioplus. The wound on the six has a membrane and stitches. Bloody awful.

Thanks for advice.

 

 

[Cuntybaws]

3 hours ago, White Cunt said:

I was promised to have “some discomfort”

Did he also promise not to come in your mouth?

[White Cunt]

4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Did he also promise not to come in your mouth?

I have no idea. The anaesthetic at the time was quite effective.

[Dyslexic cnut]

20 minutes ago, White Cunt said:

I am taking Amoxicillin plus rinsing gently with Perioplus. The wound on the six has a membrane and stitches. Bloody awful.

Thanks for advice.

 

 

Amoxicillin is the revenue generator of antibiotics WC. It’s fuckin crap. They give it to you & you pay, knowing full well that when it doesn’t work you’ll need something more appropriate, and stronger, so you pay again. Pharmacists are high on my SAPT list. (Slow, agonisingly painful termination.) Usually Asian & raking it in. I’d run their kids through an industrial mulcher in front of them first, but that’s just me, ever the empath.

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Amoxicillin is the revenue generator of antibiotics WC. It’s fuckin crap. They give it to you & you pay, knowing full well that when it doesn’t work you’ll need something more appropriate, and stronger, so you pay again. Pharmacists are high on my SAPT list. (Slow, agonisingly painful termination.) Usually Asian & raking it in. I’d run their kids through an industrial mulcher in front of them first, but that’s just me, ever the empath.

co-amoxiclav is where it's at. 

[ChildeHarold]

3 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Since I had all of mine kicked out or removed, I refused implants or falsies. I blend all of my food & drink it. I had a lovely roast on Sunday and Mrs Cnut banged sticky toffee pudding in with it to save with the washing up. It’s the future and it gives you much more time to come on here and read @ChildeHarold’s reams of constant shite.

Can I add "puree" to your limited vocabulary Cunt? 

I had all my teeth replaced with implants which required major surgery on my sinuses, glands, plus bone grafting across both upper and lower jaws. I also required a titanium neck and shoulder brace to support the enormous amount of cash I had to feed into the dentist's gaping wallet. Now I have a permanent look of pain and dazzling white teeth which are clearly artificial and quite ugly adorning a shrivelled up elderly head. 

[White Cunt]

15 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Amoxicillin is the revenue generator of antibiotics WC. It’s fuckin crap. They give it to you & you pay, knowing full well that when it doesn’t work you’ll need something more appropriate, and stronger, so you pay again. Pharmacists are high on my SAPT list. (Slow, agonisingly painful termination.) Usually Asian & raking it in. I’d run their kids through an industrial mulcher in front of them first, but that’s just me, ever the empath.

I had Metronidazole before the treatment, now Amox, see how it goes.

[White Cunt]

12 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Can I add "puree" to your limited vocabulary Cunt? 

I had all my teeth replaced with implants which required major surgery on my sinuses, glands, plus bone grafting across both upper and lower jaws. I also required a titanium neck and shoulder brace to support the enormous amount of cash I had to feed into the dentist's gaping wallet. Now I have a permanent look of pain and dazzling white teeth which are clearly artificial and quite ugly adorning a shrivelled up elderly head. 

I am rather content with artificial white as suppose to sick and rotten natural.

[Guest Weary&Disgusted]

There was a Buddhist monk who refused anaesthetic for his wisdom tooth extraction.  

Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication.  

[Eric Cuntman]

7 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

There was a Buddhist monk who refused anaesthetic for his wisdom tooth extraction.  

Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication.  

I know a bloke who used to collect antique farm machinery. He doesn't anymore... he's an ex tractor fan.

[Roadkill]

2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

If it's that painful you might have an infection and you need to rinse with warm salty water 2-3 times a day. Trust me, it works as I've had to do it a couple of times as I haven't been to the dentist for a check up for nearly 2 years thanks to Slit-eye Fever.

This. Worked after I had my wisdom teeth pulled.

[Cunty BigBollox]

Repeat bollox. Somebody has already nommed Weak Cunts. Man up FFS, you weak cunt.