Goober Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Caster Semanya is certainly a difficult wank. You say difficult... I'm firmly in the impossible camp there. Can't say a hairy bollock hanging out of the side of a pair of gym knickers does much for me. Each to their own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Caster Semanya is certainly a difficult wank. Indeed. Getting ones hands round her veiny girth would be a struggle in itself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 6 minutes ago, Goober said: You say difficult... I'm firmly in the impossible camp there. Can't say a hairy bollock hanging out of the side of a pair of gym knickers does much for me. Each to their own. 'Teen Movie' You can't get anything past the Quotespotter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Teen Movie' You can't get anything past the Quotespotter. Honestly, not a movie I've seen. Just a product of my slightly disturbed imagination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Caster Semanya is certainly a difficult wank. It’s actually spelled Semenya Eric. A cynic might think the hairy arsed big boned ‘woman’ was taking the fucking piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: It’s actually spelled Semenya Eric. A cynic might think the hairy arsed big boned ‘woman’ was taking the fucking piss. It’s widely believed “miss” semenya is franks civil partner, back scuttling his scrawny frame between roid fueled training sessions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: It’s widely believed “miss” semenya is franks civil partner, back scuttling his scrawny frame between roid fueled training sessions Funny you should say Frank. She's a dead ringer for Frank Bruno, just slightly less feminine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: It’s widely believed “miss” semenya is franks civil partner, back scuttling his scrawny frame between roid fueled training sessions What a revolting thought. I know the poor 'woman' is struggling to find acceptance amongst her peers, but do you really think she'd stoop so low? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 9, 2021 Report Share Posted April 9, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Funny you should say Frank. She's a dead ringer for Frank Bruno, just slightly less feminine. I bet she would stay off the canvas a bit longer than our big frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 10, 2021 Report Share Posted April 10, 2021 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: And I seem to remember Emma Freud slutting it up on 'Night Network' at the time. The show was called "Pillow Talk". She did an interview in bed with Lemmy which I watched in the hope that it might end up very, very differently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2021 Report Share Posted April 10, 2021 44 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The show was called "Pillow Talk". She did an interview in bed with Lemmy which I watched in the hope that it might end up very, very differently. Paula Yates' bed interview with Captain Stranglewank. there was something about her, a stupid cunt certainly, and probably not the best looking woman in the room. But definitely the one you'd want to fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 10, 2021 Report Share Posted April 10, 2021 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Paula Yates' bed interview with Captain Stranglewank. there was something about her, a stupid cunt certainly, and probably not the best looking woman in the room. But definitely the one you'd want to fuck. The last thing that fucked her was the heroin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 10, 2021 Report Share Posted April 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The last thing that fucked her was the heroin Michael Hutchence didn't hang around for long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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