ChildeHarold Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 For a long time I have considered Devon to be the most irrelevant county in England with its overhyped coastline, its position being "West" but not west enough like Cornwall to be dramatic, the insufferable Londoner enriched enclaves seething with all the false one upmanship and material snobbery of Putney sheltering under a thin veneer of eco-friendly sustainability and trendy green credentials. And what are they interested in? What the fuck has this got to do with Devon and at a time of economc and public health crisis what does it say about Devonian priorities? https://www.devonlive.com/news/uk-world-news/dads-anger-daughter-sent-home-5056066 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: For a long time I have considered Devon to be the most irrelevant county in England with its overhyped coastline, its position being "West" but not west enough like Cornwall to be dramatic, the insufferable Londoner enriched enclaves seething with all the false one upmanship and material snobbery of Putney sheltering under a thin veneer of eco-friendly sustainability and trendy green credentials. And what are they interested in? What the fuck has this got to do with Devon and at a time of economc and public health crisis what does it say about Devonian priorities? https://www.devonlive.com/news/uk-world-news/dads-anger-daughter-sent-home-5056066 Yeah, but she was 17 and fit as fuck. Would you rather a news story about agricultural innovations? Don't be poofy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Well if you think Life in Devon is actually a cunt then I strongly suggest you pay a visit and perhaps if you do find it unbearable you just kill yourself. Thanks & fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 25 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: For a long time I have considered Devon to be the most irrelevant county in England with its overhyped coastline, its position being "West" but not west enough like Cornwall to be dramatic, the insufferable Londoner enriched enclaves seething with all the false one upmanship and material snobbery of Putney sheltering under a thin veneer of eco-friendly sustainability and trendy green credentials. And what are they interested in? What the fuck has this got to do with Devon and at a time of economc and public health crisis what does it say about Devonian priorities? https://www.devonlive.com/news/uk-world-news/dads-anger-daughter-sent-home-5056066 Never been, never want to. Get fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: Never been, never want to. Get fucked. ...with a chainsaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 19 minutes ago, Decimus said: Never been, never want to. Get fucked. We have a lot in common. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 23 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Well if you think Life in Devon is actually a cunt then I strongly suggest you pay a visit and perhaps if you do find it unbearable you just kill yourself. Thanks & fuck off. The old ones are still the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yeah, but she was 17 and fit as fuck. Would you rather a news story about agricultural innovations? Don't be poofy. So who would you back, the male teacher or the nubile lingerie parading Victoria Secret sixth former not in any need of silicone implants? Ten seconds. 10,9,8,7.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Where's old horse cock? I assumed that he'd have plenty to say on the slandering of his home county. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Dartmoor is quite nice if the weather is good,trouble is that it's good for about 3 days a year. I've been there in June and its been sleeting. Why do you think they built a prison there? More chance of surviving the fucking titanic than spending the night on the moors. Having said that I did get my first blowie near Haytor so not all bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 9 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: So who would you back, the male teacher or the nubile lingerie parading Victoria Secret sixth former not in any need of silicone implants? Ten seconds. 10,9,8,7.... I’m surprised you made it to ‘7’...idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Neil said: Dartmoor is quite nice if the weather is good,trouble is that it's good for about 3 days a year. I've been there in June and its been sleeting. Why do you think they built a prison there? More chance of surviving the fucking titanic than spending the night on the moors. Having said that I did get my first blowie near Haytor so not all bad. Plus, the ponies are easily ‘mounted’ and don’t struggle much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: For a long time I have considered Devon to be the most irrelevant county in England with its overhyped coastline, its position being "West" but not west enough like Cornwall to be dramatic, the insufferable Londoner enriched enclaves seething with all the false one upmanship and material snobbery of Putney sheltering under a thin veneer of eco-friendly sustainability and trendy green credentials. And what are they interested in? What the fuck has this got to do with Devon and at a time of economc and public health crisis what does it say about Devonian priorities? https://www.devonlive.com/news/uk-world-news/dads-anger-daughter-sent-home-5056066 Obviously a quiet time in creamed tea land. I'm sure some cunt will steal a bicycle and the avid crime reporter for that rag will be bombing along in his Dolomite Sprint to cover it. Btw; typical fucking teen in that picture, fizzogg glued to their fucking phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: For a long time I have considered Devon to be the most irrelevant county in England with its overhyped coastline, its position being "West" but not west enough like Cornwall to be dramatic, the insufferable Londoner enriched enclaves seething with all the false one upmanship and material snobbery of Putney sheltering under a thin veneer of eco-friendly sustainability and trendy green credentials. And what are they interested in? What the fuck has this got to do with Devon and at a time of economc and public health crisis what does it say about Devonian priorities? https://www.devonlive.com/news/uk-world-news/dads-anger-daughter-sent-home-5056066 The teacher sounds like a bit of an overreacting idiot. Its not like the girl turned up wearing just a thong and nipple tassles. I don't understand why teachers keep doing this kind of thing. Their purpose is to educate young people, so that's what your focus should be. If you can be distracted so easily, then you are probably in the wrong job. Lot of fuss over nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 17 minutes ago, Neil said: Dartmoor is quite nice if the weather is good,trouble is that it's good for about 3 days a year. I've been there in June and its been sleeting. Why do you think they built a prison there? More chance of surviving the fucking titanic than spending the night on the moors. Having said that I did get my first blowie near Haytor so not all bad. Is that where you buried her after? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: The teacher sounds like a bit of an overreacting idiot. Its not like the girl turned up wearing just a thong and nipple tassles. I don't understand why teachers keep doing this kind of thing. Their purpose is to educate young people, so that's what your focus should be. If you can be distracted so easily, then you are probably in the wrong job. Lot of fuss over nothing. I can but agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: The teacher sounds like a bit of an overreacting idiot. Its not like the girl turned up wearing just a thong and nipple tassles. I don't understand why teachers keep doing this kind of thing. Their purpose is to educate young people, so that's what your focus should be. If you can be distracted so easily, then you are probably in the wrong job. Lot of fuss over nothing. Matron! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Obviously a quiet time in creamed tea land. I'm sure some cunt will steal a bicycle and the avid crime reporter for that rag will be bombing along in his Dolomite Sprint to cover it. Btw; typical fucking teen in that picture, fizzogg glued to their fucking phone. Anybody looking for the pervy pic will be sorely disappointed which could have been the story's only redeeming feature. Alas.... like Devon total shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: The teacher sounds like a bit of an overreacting idiot. Its not like the girl turned up wearing just a thong and nipple tassles. I don't understand why teachers keep doing this kind of thing. Their purpose is to educate young people, so that's what your focus should be. If you can be distracted so easily, then you are probably in the wrong job. Lot of fuss over nothing. Basically, he's a weak pervert cunt who can't control himself around young women. So the school removed the girl, rather than risk a noncing scandal. The education system appears to be learning the art of misdirection and cover-up tactics that serve the Catholic Church so well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Matron! I think the media is to blame a lot of the time for stories like this. Its in their interests to take a molehill and try to convince the audience that its actually a mountain. Maybe some hack was just bored to tears with his covid19 stories and desperate for something, anything different to write about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 2, 2021 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 21 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: I think the media is to blame a lot of the time for stories like this. Its in their interests to take a molehill and try to convince the audience that its actually a mountain. Maybe some hack was just bored to tears with his covid19 stories and desperate for something, anything different to write about. It's quite clear to me the media wannabes running this cheap as chips online Devon "mag" have ditched newswirthiness for a story that appeals to the 24 carat female/15-30 year age range for ADVERTISING reasons. So the whole thing is a gitup to line the sheepskin pockets of their designer outdoor all weather jackets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Neil said: I've been there in June Wasn’t it June when all those girls went missing down there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: For a long time I have considered Devon to be the most irrelevant county in England with its overhyped coastline, its position being "West" but not west enough like Cornwall to be dramatic, the insufferable Londoner enriched enclaves seething with all the false one upmanship and material snobbery of Putney sheltering under a thin veneer of eco-friendly sustainability and trendy green credentials. And what are they interested in? What the fuck has this got to do with Devon and at a time of economc and public health crisis what does it say about Devonian priorities? https://www.devonlive.com/news/uk-world-news/dads-anger-daughter-sent-home-5056066 I thought it said ‘Life in heaven’ by ChildeHarold. If I’d known it wasn’t a suicide note I wouldn’t have bothered looking at it. Very disappointing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 45 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: It's quite clear to me the media wannabes running this cheap as chips online Devon "mag" have ditched newswirthiness for a story that appeals to the 24 carat female/15-30 year age range for ADVERTISING reasons. So the whole thing is a gitup to line the sheepskin pockets of their designer outdoor all weather jackets. I knew you would solve the mystery Scooby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Weary&Disgusted said: The teacher sounds like a bit of an overreacting idiot. Its not like the girl turned up wearing just a thong and nipple tassles. I don't understand why teachers keep doing this kind of thing. Their purpose is to educate young people, so that's what your focus should be. If you can be distracted so easily, then you are probably in the wrong job. Lot of fuss over nothing. Teachers are all cunts. That’s a scientifically proved fact. Even our own factchecker Mr. Roops wouldn’t dare argue with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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