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6 minutes ago, KingRollo said:

If the concept of a cull is too much for you, Harold, I suggest asking your learning support assistant to move you back onto the labrador vocabulary list, perhaps mastering concepts like stand, sit, stay. You might even get a ‘Whose a good boy then?’ as reward for all your efforts.

Surely a cull is a thinning out. Whereas the two Corner Kings would be an extermination. 

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Just now, King Billy said:

Careful. He could easily mistake that for one of the  very few words he actually understands. Felch.

And with the plastic straws they give him for his milk at playtime, he’d have little difficulty mastering that one.

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4 hours ago, colonelkurtz said:

So Phil the Greek has a touch of the shits a couple of weeks back , gets taken to hospital where its confirmed that it's nothing that a clean pair of y fronts won't sort out and that his arsehole hasn't in fact imploded. Spends a week dossing in bed ,  no doubt complaining about the brown skin types attending to his every need only to be then moved from the local riff raff hospital to the top of Barts cardiothoracic surgery waiting list for a bit of plumbing work. Say what you like but these Windsor fuckers are willing to go to some lengths to outshine the treasonous pair of Ophra Winfreys show headline act appearance

Cunts all of them, need hanging, mugs

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4 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

He's alright; apart from being a 99 year-old war veteran, his personal opinions don't seem that different to many epressed here.

Fucking war veteran, he just got gifted a uniform, Greek Cunt 

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1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I reckon he is a member on here. Which one of us is it? 

Might be a pikey, mmmmm is that Greek Cunt you gyps 

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1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I used to be pro Royal but then I woke up and realised what a bunch of thieving cunts they really are. I made my mind up after being in traffic in Kensington and some royal convoy of cars caused havoc getting through, all so that some royal could take a well needed shit. They are worse than benefit scroungers as at least most of them are skint and don't have anything. These royals are loaded and have enough money for their next 10 generations, yet they come to us with their begging bowls and expect money whilst looking down on us. Fuck them all, when the Greek cunt dies and the Queen passes on we need to tell them to fuck off.

Having Kings and Queens living in castles in 2021 is a piss take. 

 

 

I said it before, when Hampton Court Palace caught fire we, the tax payers,  had to fork out because the building 'belongs to the public". But if they found any oil under the cunt it would have been a another fucking story. 

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24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I said it before, when Hampton Court Palace caught fire we, the tax payers,  had to fork out because the building 'belongs to the public". But if they found any oil under the cunt it would have been a another fucking story. 

Would have took a lot longer to put out the fire too.

Was it the cladding to blame for that fire, or Andrew smoking crack in bed?

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50 minutes ago, KingRollo said:

Fetch!

 

11 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Would have took a lot longer to put out the fire too.

Was it the cladding to blame for that fire, or Andrew smoking crack in bed?

At least he doesn't have a smokin' crack in bed. 

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Just now, Gronda Gronda said:

So, about that 3rd trimester test, shortly before your birth... Congenital rubella syndrome, or perhaps complications from herpes? 

There was no test, the GUM clinic was closed. I imagine a simpler explanation... he was a slippery little bastard from the off and got dropped on his noggin.

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1 hour ago, Fatty said:

Fucking war veteran, he just got gifted a uniform, Greek Cunt 

He had volunteered for the RN before the war and returned to serve, with some distinction throughout. He remained in the service and gave up a successful career to marry Liz.

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19 hours ago, KingRollo said:

For the last time, Wolfie, that strange bloke who moved in with you isn’t me!

That bloke would be Dickless, but they're trying to keep their relationship a secret, even though it's plain to see when they give each other a 'like' for every comment they make on here.

Ain't love grand?

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33 minutes ago, Joker said:

That bloke would be Dickless, but they're trying to keep their relationship a secret, even though it's plain to see when they give each other a 'like' for every comment they make on here.

Ain't love grand?

Ahhh love 💕 

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20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I said it before, when Hampton Court Palace caught fire we, the tax payers,  had to fork out because the building 'belongs to the public". But if they found any oil under the cunt it would have been a another fucking story. 

What if they found Nazi gold in the basement? Asking for a friend.

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4 hours ago, Joker said:

That bloke would be Dickless, but they're trying to keep their relationship a secret, even though it's plain to see when they give each other a 'like' for every comment they make on here.

Ain't love grand?

Not as grand as your fully preserved and clear varnished collection of dog turds from the UK throughout the ages. I bet your particularly proud of the whites ones you lurked about for in the 80s you fucking freak 

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2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

What if they found Nazi gold in the basement? Asking for a friend.

Send Megan down there to have a look a Phil the Greeks collection of sooty chaps he shot on tour and had stuffed for posterity.

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2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I hear Punkapes stuffed a few sooty chaps too.

I’m guessing old punkers is in the cooler again for persistent cc crimes. Either that or he’s dead from COVID induced tertiary AIDS 

@Mrs Roopswho currently banned? 

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1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I’m guessing old punkers is in the cooler again for persistent cc crimes. Either that or he’s dead from COVID induced tertiary AIDS 

@Mrs Roopswho currently banned? 

Punky, Frank and Black Eddie. 

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7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I’m guessing old punkers is in the cooler again for persistent cc crimes. Either that or he’s dead from COVID induced tertiary AIDS 

@Mrs Roopswho currently banned? 

The doxtroll hasn’t been seen for a while - hope he’s fucking dead.

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3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Punky, Frank and Black Eddie. 

Eddie’s spat with Rastwat must have got him the ban. Back in the day he and me got into slagging off each other wives. A simple telling off from roops did the trick and we’ve been bruthas ever since. 

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