Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 11 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Did it result in a solution? Ah, come on now, J. Solutions are overrated. Life would be boring if we solved all problems. I'm probably part of the problem rather than being part of the solution. Or maybe I'm the precipitate or summat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 On 17/03/2021 at 15:26, hans glib said: cunts with no taste like me i guess Explain the appeal of these troubadours to me, I just can't get on their wavelength. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsebiscuit Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Are you sure about that, because they look to me like a proper pair of pansy fucking homosexuals. In fact, for a moment there I thought I was looking at a picture of Brian & Michael. Bloody hilarious CBaws, thank you for bringing their previous bender image transformation to my attention. Either way, you cant say that their lyrics are contrived to get airplay on the radio: "I work my dreams off for two bits of ravioliAnd a warm bottle of SmirnoffUnder a manager that doesn't have a fuckin' clueDo you want me to tell you what I think about you, cunt?I don't think that's a very good idea, do you?You pockmarked four-eyed shit-fitted shirt, white Converseand a taste for young girls." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 11 minutes ago, Arsebiscuit said: Bloody hilarious CBaws, thank you for bringing their previous bender image transformation to my attention. Either way, you cant say that their lyrics are contrived to get airplay on the radio: "I work my dreams off for two bits of ravioliAnd a warm bottle of SmirnoffUnder a manager that doesn't have a fuckin' clueDo you want me to tell you what I think about you, cunt?I don't think that's a very good idea, do you?You pockmarked four-eyed shit-fitted shirt, white Converseand a taste for young girls." Those lyrics would have been popular on TOTP in the 1970's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Arsebiscuit said: I agree on the first 2 paragraphs and they made me laugh but the Sleaford mods are in a league of their own compared to the genuine fucking dross mentioned by others in this thread. The Sleaford mods dont give a fuck about the music business, dont conform and will easily win a fight with 99% of the other pansy wet pants Brit bands of the day. They are certainly uncompromising, and consistent, I will give them that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 On 17/03/2021 at 08:11, Weary&Disgusted said: Maybe I am just getting old, but some of the newer bands seem contemptibly weak and almost impossible to listen to. I primarily love good guitar music, but I will listen to any genre of music if it has a good tune. I am completely stumped by the appeal of newer bands like Dry Cleaning, Black Midi and Black Country New Road. The output of Dry Cleaning seems to consist of someone miserably mumbling pretentious lyrics over a weak beat, with some wishy washy faded out sounds in the background. The singer from Black Midi sounds like he is having a nervous breakdown while being forced to masturbate at gunpoint. Black Country New Road seem to be ranting half heartedley about a poorly executed chemical experiment. I just don't understand how bands like this get started. Does no one tell them diplomatically to stick to their day jobs ? Worst of the lot are Sleaford Mods. Okay, I know they have been around for a while now, but they are truly dire, the lyrics sound like a schizophrenic trying to explain his latest obsessive delusion to a confused therapist, with a few keyboard loops tagged on for variety. Who is buying this shite and keeping these bands afloat ? The nasal twanging pretentiousness of certain oft played current pop stars is really tedious. This is my short list of shit singers that get repeated radio plays by DJs who are the equivalent of wearing a baseball cap sideways and sport a "Am I cool" smirk on their faces. The Artful Dodger spelling mash ups speak volumes: Sigala and James Arthur R3HAB & HRVY Normani Tones and I Hailee Steineld Omi Kate Nash Doja Cat Ella Eyre Vanessa Carlton Lennon Stella and Charlie Puth Selena Gomez 24kGoldn Ellie Goulding Haim Sza and Justin Timberlake Harry Styles Ed Sheeran Daft Punk Mabel Europa (Jax Jones Martin Solveig) DaBaby Joy Crookes Anne-Marie 2002 Drake Twenty One Pilots Jeremih Lil Mosey Zara Larsson 220 Kid and Gracey Benee S1mba Camila Cabello Sigrid Arizona Zervas Cheat Codes and Demi Lovato Tiesta and Becky Hill Doja Cat The Weeknd Dua Lipa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 39 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: The nasal twanging pretentiousness of certain oft played current pop stars is really tedious. This is my short list of shit singers that get repeated radio plays by DJs who are the equivalent of wearing a baseball cap sideways and sport a "Am I cool" smirk on their faces. The Artful Dodger spelling mash ups speak volumes: Sigala and James Arthur R3HAB & HRVY Normani Tones and I Hailee Steineld Omi Kate Nash Doja Cat Ella Eyre Vanessa Carlton Lennon Stella and Charlie Puth Selena Gomez 24kGoldn Ellie Goulding Haim Sza and Justin Timberlake Harry Styles Ed Sheeran Daft Punk Mabel Europa (Jax Jones Martin Solveig) DaBaby Joy Crookes Anne-Marie 2002 Drake Twenty One Pilots Jeremih Lil Mosey Zara Larsson 220 Kid and Gracey Benee S1mba Camila Cabello Sigrid Arizona Zervas Cheat Codes and Demi Lovato Tiesta and Becky Hill Doja Cat The Weeknd Dua Lipa Kill yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 49 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: The nasal twanging pretentiousness of certain oft played current pop stars is really tedious. This is my short list of shit singers that get repeated radio plays by DJs who are the equivalent of wearing a baseball cap sideways and sport a "Am I cool" smirk on their faces. The Artful Dodger spelling mash ups speak volumes: Sigala and James Arthur R3HAB & HRVY Normani Tones and I Hailee Steineld Omi Kate Nash Doja Cat Ella Eyre Vanessa Carlton Lennon Stella and Charlie Puth Selena Gomez 24kGoldn Ellie Goulding Haim Sza and Justin Timberlake Harry Styles Ed Sheeran Daft Punk Mabel Europa (Jax Jones Martin Solveig) DaBaby Joy Crookes Anne-Marie 2002 Drake Twenty One Pilots Jeremih Lil Mosey Zara Larsson 220 Kid and Gracey Benee S1mba Camila Cabello Sigrid Arizona Zervas Cheat Codes and Demi Lovato Tiesta and Becky Hill Doja Cat The Weeknd Dua Lipa Hey, Daft Punk aren't that bad, take them off your kill list. I am only familiar with 7 of these crooners on your dossier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 4 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Hey, Daft Punk aren't that bad, take them off your kill list. I am only familiar with 7 of these crooners on your dossier. I’d like Harold to have a close encounter with Ice T who would proceed to slap the stupid cunt to much hilarity and cheers from onlookers 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: The nasal twanging pretentiousness of certain oft played current pop stars is really tedious. This is my short list of shit singers that get repeated radio plays by DJs who are the equivalent of wearing a baseball cap sideways and sport a "Am I cool" smirk on their faces. The Artful Dodger spelling mash ups speak volumes: Sigala and James Arthur R3HAB & HRVY Normani Tones and I Hailee Steineld Omi Kate Nash Doja Cat Ella Eyre Vanessa Carlton Lennon Stella and Charlie Puth Selena Gomez 24kGoldn Ellie Goulding Haim Sza and Justin Timberlake Harry Styles Ed Sheeran Daft Punk Mabel Europa (Jax Jones Martin Solveig) DaBaby Joy Crookes Anne-Marie 2002 Drake Twenty One Pilots Jeremih Lil Mosey Zara Larsson 220 Kid and Gracey Benee S1mba Camila Cabello Sigrid Arizona Zervas Cheat Codes and Demi Lovato Tiesta and Becky Hill Doja Cat The Weeknd Dua Lipa Kill them all...God will know his own. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 (edited) 39 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Kill them all...God will know his own. Sounds familiar. Quote from the Cathar genocide ? Edited March 18, 2021 by Weary&Disgusted Albigensian Crusade. Thanks Google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted March 18, 2021 Report Share Posted March 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’d like Harold to have a close encounter with Ice T who would proceed to slap the stupid cunt to much hilarity and cheers from onlookers Hopefully Harold has learned from his stretch in the cooler that even the Corner has lines that shouldn't be crossed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 12 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Sounds familiar. Quote from the Cathar genocide ? Well spotted, that man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 14 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: They are certainly uncompromising, and consistent, I will give them that. My thoughts are that if they are from Sleaford they have no alternative but to be like that .. its a bit like trying to be edgy when you come from somewhere like Sidmouth or Melton Constable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 45 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: My thoughts are that if they are from Sleaford they have no alternative but to be like that .. its a bit like trying to be edgy when you come from somewhere like Sidmouth or Melton Constable. Good morning, King Kong dong. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: My thoughts are that if they are from Sleaford they have no alternative but to be like that .. its a bit like trying to be edgy when you come from somewhere like Sidmouth or Melton Constable. Where do you come from? I'm guessing the spunk of a downs-syndrone orangutan loaded into a turkey baster, then inserted into the fetid minge of a 49-year old bull-dyke librarian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 4 minutes ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: Where do you come from? I'm guessing the spunk of a downs-syndrone orangutan loaded into a turkey baster, then inserted into the fetid minge of a 49-year old bull-dyke librarian. Ruthin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Ruthin. Ah, I see... So it's an orangutan and a ewe, no turkey baster. Apologies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 3 hours ago, Cocky Cunt-Features said: Ah, I see... So it's an orangutan and a ewe, no turkey baster. Apologies. Talacre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 21 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Hey, Daft Punk aren't that bad, take them off your kill list. I am only familiar with 7 of these crooners on your dossier. They're all one or two hit wonders not worth the drippings of Micky Most's nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 On 17/03/2021 at 08:11, Weary&Disgusted said: Maybe I am just getting old, but some of the newer bands seem contemptibly weak and almost impossible to listen to. I primarily love good guitar music, but I will listen to any genre of music if it has a good tune. I am completely stumped by the appeal of newer bands like Dry Cleaning, Black Midi and Black Country New Road. The output of Dry Cleaning seems to consist of someone miserably mumbling pretentious lyrics over a weak beat, with some wishy washy faded out sounds in the background. The singer from Black Midi sounds like he is having a nervous breakdown while being forced to masturbate at gunpoint. Black Country New Road seem to be ranting half heartedley about a poorly executed chemical experiment. I just don't understand how bands like this get started. Does no one tell them diplomatically to stick to their day jobs ? Worst of the lot are Sleaford Mods. Okay, I know they have been around for a while now, but they are truly dire, the lyrics sound like a schizophrenic trying to explain his latest obsessive delusion to a confused therapist, with a few keyboard loops tagged on for variety. Who is buying this shite and keeping these bands afloat ? I liked the Mods collaboration with the Prodigy on 'Ibiza'. "What's he fooking doing"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cocky Council Cake Posted March 19, 2021 Report Share Posted March 19, 2021 6 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Talacre. Bless you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 On 18/03/2021 at 21:33, cuntspotter said: Kill them all...God will know his own. Funny, that's what my mother used to say to me when I started school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Funny, that's what my mother used to say to me when I started school. Dunblane Primary? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 20, 2021 Report Share Posted March 20, 2021 On 17/03/2021 at 18:30, Goober said: No cunt pays the slightest attention They'd be looking at your tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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