Decimus Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 25 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: None .. I did se couple of pretend ones. Kids cap pistols with the barrels replaced by copper pipe. Good morning, Loch Ness Monster log. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Good morning, Loch Ness Monster log. Good morning Bendy Dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 12 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Plenty of flick knives around in the 60s .. in the late 50s/early 60s every self respecting ted would have either a flick knife or a sheaf knife and some of them would also carry their dad's old pistol that he nicked from a jerry during the war.. My aunt when she was about 15, was targeted by these self styled "hard bastard" family. So one day my granddad and dad walked up to their front window. My grandad pulled out a grenade and lobbed it through the window. They heard screams from inside. They broke down the door and entered. Retrieving the grenade my grandad announced "You cunts ever touch my daughter again and the next time this comes through your window, the pin won't be in it". It did the trick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: My aunt when she was about 15, was targeted by these self styled "hard bastard" family. So one day my granddad and dad walked up to their front window. My grandad pulled out a grenade and lobbed it through the window. They heard screams from inside. They broke down the door and entered. Retrieving the grenade my grandad announced "You cunts ever touch my daughter again and the next time this comes through your window, the pin won't be in it". It did the trick. "Aunt" rather than "auntie", you are a bit posh aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 3 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: "Aunt" rather than "auntie", you are a bit posh aren't you? Good afternoon, deep-sea abyssal gigantism cock 🐙 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: My aunt when she was about 15, was targeted by these self styled "hard bastard" family. So one day my granddad and dad walked up to their front window. My grandad pulled out a grenade and lobbed it through the window. They heard screams from inside. They broke down the door and entered. Retrieving the grenade my grandad announced "You cunts ever touch my daughter again and the next time this comes through your window, the pin won't be in it". It did the trick. Cheyne walk has gone to the fucking dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 7 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: None .. I did se couple of pretend ones. Kids cap pistols with the barrels replaced by copper pipe. Roughly what length were the barrels? Compared to say.... your enormous Hampton. Just wondering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Good afternoon, deep-sea abyssal gigantism cock 🐙 Good afternoon Lugerdick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 Diana Ross 77 today. Ten top ten hits. The kids call them "bangers" because they have to categorise them as "uncool" and make an excuse for loving them. Fact is you can't plare any of the current shit at a party because it IS total shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Diana Ross 77 today. Ten top ten hits. The kids call them "bangers" because they have to categorise them as "uncool" and make an excuse for loving them. Fact is you can't plare any of the current shit at a party because it IS total shit. Fucking idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 30 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Fact is you can't plare any of the current shit at a party because No one’s ever invited you to a party you complete fucking mong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 12 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Diana Ross 77 today. Ten top ten hits. The kids call them "bangers" because they have to categorise them as "uncool" and make an excuse for loving them. Fact is you can't plare any of the current shit at a party because it IS total shit. Maybe you should become a DJ and give the kids a musical edjumakation. Set em straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 On 26/03/2021 at 12:07, Decimus said: Good afternoon, deep-sea abyssal gigantism cock 🐙 Rumor has it gyps and pen used to live together. Can you imagine the pair of disgusting oafs as they go about their business? Gyps on the sofa waiting for halftime in the rugby league until “she” lurches upstairs for a massive dump to shift last nights madras and 5 pints only to find pen stroking her 8 inch third leg to a combo of Rail Times and Big Wet Ones 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Reported, even with Harold The Stupid's form Reported. Twisting an innocent post into a paedophilia reference. Also barging in in order to make it. Pretty cheap and aginst the rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 54 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Reported. Twisting an innocent post into a paedophilia reference. Also barging in in order to make it. Pretty cheap and aginst the rules. Put your big boy pants on you fucking bender and get back on the dark web Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 No inter member acrimony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 8 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: No inter member acrimony Virgin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 20 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Virgin Be careful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Rumor has it gyps and pen used to live together. Can you imagine the pair of disgusting oafs as they go about their business? Gyps on the sofa waiting for halftime in the rugby league until “she” lurches upstairs for a massive dump to shift last nights madras and 5 pints only to find pen stroking her 8 inch third leg to a combo of Rail Times and Big Wet Ones Bet the thought of that gets you horny, eh you old spunker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Bet the thought of that gets you horny, eh you old spunker? And makes it hard for him to tuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 On 18/03/2021 at 11:01, Hokey Gingers said: Agreed W&D, weak and insipid indeed. Jinger isn`t though. 10 out of 10 for enthusiasm... but that was fucking awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: 10 out of 10 for enthusiasm... but that was fucking awful. Still better than Adele though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 31 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Still better than Adele though. Formulaic tripe for the masses. Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 28, 2021 Report Share Posted March 28, 2021 22 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Be careful. Be humorous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 1, 2021 Report Share Posted June 1, 2021 On 17/03/2021 at 08:11, Weary&Disgusted said: Maybe I am just getting old, but some of the newer bands seem contemptibly weak and almost impossible to listen to. I primarily love good guitar music, but I will listen to any genre of music if it has a good tune. I am completely stumped by the appeal of newer bands like Dry Cleaning, Black Midi and Black Country New Road. The output of Dry Cleaning seems to consist of someone miserably mumbling pretentious lyrics over a weak beat, with some wishy washy faded out sounds in the background. The singer from Black Midi sounds like he is having a nervous breakdown while being forced to masturbate at gunpoint. Black Country New Road seem to be ranting half heartedley about a poorly executed chemical experiment. I just don't understand how bands like this get started. Does no one tell them diplomatically to stick to their day jobs ? Worst of the lot are Sleaford Mods. Okay, I know they have been around for a while now, but they are truly dire, the lyrics sound like a schizophrenic trying to explain his latest obsessive delusion to a confused therapist, with a few keyboard loops tagged on for variety. Who is buying this shite and keeping these bands afloat ? Not even this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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