Trucking Funt Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Well by your own perverse logic she should have been last in the field what with all the experienced male jockeys also competing. Not at all. Like I said, the race has been made too easy. The fear factor for the jockeys is missing. Women didn't cope with the old fences because they got emotional and bottled it at the big boys jumps. I mean come on, a woman didn't even manage to finish the race until the 1990s. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 7 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Sorry, too busy organising the collection tins as you appear to have lost your shirt yesterday. He didn’t lose it. He dropped it on the floor. He’ll pick it up though as he is a massive shirtlifter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 I can't see what a woman, despite a background in female rugby, has to say about the mens game that is either interesting, useful or knowledgeable. Same goes for most physical sports. In terms of games of skill such as snooker, darts etc I'm still not convinced they are not just taking up good space and preventing a more qualified guy from commentating. Having saud that, the overall quality of sports commentary regardless of gender is truly abysmal. I tend to turn the volume down to the bare minimum. (Yeah I'm waiting for the clever dich retort) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: I can't see what a woman, despite a background in female rugby, has to say about the mens game that is either interesting, useful or knowledgeable. Same goes for most physical sports. In terms of games of skill such as snooker, darts etc I'm still not convinced they are not just taking up good space and preventing a more qualified guy from commentating. Having saud that, the overall quality of sports commentary regardless of gender is truly abysmal. I tend to turn the volume down to the bare minimum. (Yeah I'm waiting for the clever dich retort) Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fuck off. Unlike you, when I climb on and mount a subject of feminine charm and gaping gob I know how to treat her to a good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Unlike you, when I climb on and mount a subject of feminine charm and gaping gob I know how to treat her to a good time. Don’t forget your foot pump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 22 hours ago, Trucking Funt said: Not at all. Like I said, the race has been made too easy. The fear factor for the jockeys is missing. Women didn't cope with the old fences because they got emotional and bottled it at the big boys jumps. I mean come on, a woman didn't even manage to finish the race until the 1990s. For reasons only known to yourself you omitted to mention Geraldine Rees who came 8th in the 1982 Grand National. As for the ungracious comment that the race "been made too easy" presumably it was easier for the men jockeys as well or did they run a more difficult route? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 18 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: For reasons only known to yourself you omitted to mention Geraldine Rees who came 8th in the 1982 Grand National. As for the ungracious comment that the race "been made too easy" presumably it was easier for the men jockeys as well or did they run a more difficult route? I’ve just seen you pouring that barrel of liquid into Bala Lake reservoir with Pen and Gypps. Tell me it wasn’t oestrogen M’aam? I know your game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 18 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I can't see what a woman, despite a background in female rugby, has to say about the mens game that is either interesting, useful or knowledgeable. Same goes for most physical sports. In terms of games of skill such as snooker, darts etc I'm still not convinced they are not just taking up good space and preventing a more qualified guy from commentating. Having saud that, the overall quality of sports commentary regardless of gender is truly abysmal. I tend to turn the volume down to the bare minimum. (Yeah I'm waiting for the clever dich retort) The whole point of wimmin being involved on these sports programmes is to get more girls involved. Fair enough. However, I believe mens and women's sports programmes should be kept separate. It does piss me off to see that Spurs have thumped Arsenal only to discover it's the women's football. The British Broadcasting Commies are the worse for this. They slip in the wimmins results between the Championship results and league 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: The whole point of wimmin being involved on these sports programmes is to get more girls involved. Fair enough. However, I believe mens and women's sports programmes should be kept separate. It does piss me off to see that Spurs have thumped Arsenal only to discover it's the women's football. The British Broadcasting Commies are the worse for this. They slip in the wimmins results between the Championship results and league 1. I don't think the increasing presence of women's faces on all types of sports coverage (and they MOSTLY CONFORM TO A CERTAIN NOT BAD LOOKING COCKY STEREOTYPE - i. e. a lad's idea of a sporty girl - and visibly flaunt it on the screen) is due to equality of gender opportunity. It's all about pushing feminine advettising and commercial revenues up by exploiting new areas and new segments. Outside betting and male bamboo frictionless pants, shaving kits, cars there's little scope to place adverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 20 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I can't see what a woman, despite a background in female rugby, has to say about the mens game that is either interesting, useful or knowledgeable. Same goes for most physical sports. In terms of games of skill such as snooker, darts etc I'm still not convinced they are not just taking up good space and preventing a more qualified guy from commentating. Having saud that, the overall quality of sports commentary regardless of gender is truly abysmal. I tend to turn the volume down to the bare minimum. (Yeah I'm waiting for the clever dich retort) I think that tennis is generally the exception to the rule. The women's game always seems to have been at a high standard and makes just as entertaining viewing as the men's game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: The whole point of wimmin being involved on these sports programmes is to get more girls involved. Fair enough. However, I believe mens and women's sports programmes should be kept separate. It does piss me off to see that Spurs have thumped Arsenal only to discover it's the women's football. The British Broadcasting Commies are the worse for this. They slip in the wimmins results between the Championship results and league 1. The whole point of women being shoehorned into present TV sports is to get more viewers who will be 99% men. I bet these two spend hours pouring over the stats so they really know their shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 44 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think that tennis is generally the exception to the rule. The women's game always seems to have been at a high standard and makes just as entertaining viewing as the men's game. When a women's match is on, I bet you close your eyes and listen to the grunting. I mean it sounds like a grumble flick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: When a women's match is on, I bet you close your eyes and listen to the grunting. I mean it sounds like a grumble flick. Women’s tennis is far more entertaining as a sporting spectacle than men’s. Without the simian Williams bruthas, it’s slower and more skillful and less about brute strength. Plus all players these days have firm athletic frames, nice legs and pert behinds Apart from perhaps volleyball most other women’s sport is shite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 36 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Women’s tennis is far more entertaining as a sporting spectacle than men’s. Without the simian Williams bruthas, it’s slower and more skillful and less about brute strength. Plus all players these days have firm athletic frames, nice legs and pert behinds Apart from perhaps volleyball most other women’s sport is shite They're no good at snooker. Their eyes are too small and their arms aren't long enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They're no good at snooker. Their eyes are too small and their arms aren't long enough. I've seen a few oriental women that were awesome at ping pong. They were fucking useless if you gave them a bat though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They're no good at snooker. Their eyes are too small and their arms aren't long enough. Agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 13 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: For reasons only known to yourself you omitted to mention Geraldine Rees who came 8th in the 1982 Grand National. As for the ungracious comment that the race "been made too easy" presumably it was easier for the men jockeys as well or did they run a more difficult route? How could anyone forget someone who came 8th 40 years ago? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 I see the winner of the Grand National is now being investigated for endometrial doping. The allegation is that she was ‘blobby’ which resulted in the male jockeys being afraid to get too close to her and the horse trying to get it’s nostrils away from the pong...pronto! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 11 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I see the winner of the Grand National is now being investigated for endometrial doping. The allegation is that she was ‘blobby’ which resulted in the male jockeys being afraid to get too close to her and the horse trying to get it’s nostrils away from the pong...pronto! A clear case of saddle rot unless I’m mistaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: They're no good at snooker. Their eyes are too small and their arms aren't long enough. And they invariably rub the chalk on their eyelids while pulling a weird face in the mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 10 hours ago, King Billy said: How could anyone forget someone who came 8th 40 years ago? Easily done with a selective memory and a predisposition to alternative facts, Billy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Agreed Looks like she needs a rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 On 12/04/2021 at 16:41, camberwell gypsy said: When a women's match is on, I bet you close your eyes and listen to the grunting. I mean it sounds like a grumble flick. Chip would like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah... just imagine Peter, with twenty more matches to go and fifty games there is so much excitement. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 12 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Chip would like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah... just imagine Peter, with twenty more matches to go and fifty games there is so much excitement. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah..... Just when you start to make sense... you do this. Lay off the drugs you stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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