Dyslexic cnut Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Just when you start to make sense... you do this. Lay off the drugs you stupid fucking cunt. ‘Modus operandi spasticus irrelevanti’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Chip would like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah... just imagine Peter, with twenty more matches to go and fifty games there is so much excitement. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah..... Wierd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 It's getting worse boys! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-9467463/Alex-Scott-Dan-Walker-Football-Focus-host.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's getting worse boys! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-9467463/Alex-Scott-Dan-Walker-Football-Focus-host.html Only fair Gypps. She’s played the game, albeit at a bloke’s U13 level, but she has a musty ...... snatch. She was a shoe-in if I’m being honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 13, 2021 Report Share Posted April 13, 2021 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's getting worse boys! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-9467463/Alex-Scott-Dan-Walker-Football-Focus-host.html "The other team are known for scoring goals. If England want to win this match, they need to score more goals." Thick fucking box-tick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 When the ratings plummet im sure some Beeb exec will only be too willing to stand up and say "On further review we really fucked this up,what we need to do is get an ex player who knows what the fuck he's talking about.We've decided to move Alex on to a show more appropriate,maybe we can find her a slot on some cooking related show.Maybe we can convince her to get her baps out or flash her knickers once in a while,after all that's the only reason anyone would want to watch the cunt,back to you in the studio" This fucking talentless bimbo has got the corporation by the bollocks and she knows it,I fear we're stuck with the cunt for many years to come,daytime TV chat show beckons.Can you imagine them binning her off? At least everyone in Brixton will be able to get themselves a free pair of Nike's after the shops close. Utter fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 On 11/04/2021 at 09:58, Earl of Punkape said: It might be fun to have women running in the Grand National instead of horses and each carrying a hoover and a mop... lol. A friend of mine bought a wedge of blue stilton from the Hale Barnes Booths supermarket, she said that it tasted awful .. should she take it back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: A friend of mine bought a wedge of blue stilton from the Hale Barnes Booths supermarket, she said that it tasted awful .. should she take it back? Is she Jewish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Is she Jewish? Muslim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 10 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Only fair Gypps. She’s played the game, albeit at a bloke’s U13 level, but she has a musty ...... snatch. She was a shoe-in if I’m being honest. Why was this edited, Spot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wierd yeahyeahyeahyeah. Hi I'm Chip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 Just now, ChildeHarold said: yeahyeahyeahyeah. Hi I'm Chip! Utter genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Just when you start to make sense... you do this. Lay off the drugs you stupid fucking cunt. I'm Chip, isn't the world a wonderful and exciting place? Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah.... (tip: Family Guy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Muslim. We have no Jewish or Muslim people at my golf club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 13 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: We have no Jewish or Muslim people at my golf club. You do .. they probably own it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: "The other team are known for scoring goals. If England want to win this match, they need to score more goals." Thick fucking box-tick cunt. She makes Dion Dublin sound like a tactical genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 51 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: She makes Dion Dublin sound like a tactical genius. Dion is much better utilised wandering around a dismal semi on Homes Under The Hammer. Magnificent. Or at least according to Sir Alex Ferguson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 5 hours ago, Neil said: When the ratings plummet im sure some Beeb exec will only be too willing to stand up and say "On further review we really fucked this up,what we need to do is get an ex player who knows what the fuck he's talking about.We've decided to move Alex on to a show more appropriate,maybe we can find her a slot on some cooking related show.Maybe we can convince her to get her baps out or flash her knickers once in a while,after all that's the only reason anyone would want to watch the cunt,back to you in the studio" This fucking talentless bimbo has got the corporation by the bollocks and she knows it,I fear we're stuck with the cunt for many years to come,daytime TV chat show beckons.Can you imagine them binning her off? At least everyone in Brixton will be able to get themselves a free pair of Nike's after the shops close. Utter fucking cunt. Gary Lineker has wished her all the best, so you better suck it up, Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 " Alex, Thierry is here for the interview... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 Has anyone asked Andy Gray and Richard Keys for their opinion? Or Ron Atkinson? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: We have no Jewish or Muslim people at my golf club. Actors, travelling salesmen, High Court judgies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 5 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: You do .. they probably own it. No. You can't own a golf club that doesn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 14, 2021 Report Share Posted April 14, 2021 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Has anyone asked Andy Gray and Richard Keys for their opinion? Or Ron Atkinson? Or Geoff Hurst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 On 14/04/2021 at 11:22, Earl of Punkape said: We have no Jewish or Muslim people at my golf club. It’s not a golf club. It’s a benders homeless shelter for pervy weirdos who dress up as estate agents and pretend they went to public school and are very clever and believe in God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 15, 2021 Report Share Posted April 15, 2021 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: It’s not a golf club. It’s a benders homeless shelter for pervy weirdos who dress up as estate agents and pretend they went to public school and are very clever and believe in God. Are you going to comment on every single post since this morning? Fuck off you stupendously thick twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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