Cuntybaws Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Actually it's not. Epigrams. "What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole. Its body brevity, and wit its soul." Opium is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 11 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Let me offer some assistance, the one that resembles the shape of the right foot goes on the right foot, the other one goes on the foot without a sock on it. Happy to help. ps. Sensible people wear their socks inside out so that the joining seam at the toe is on the outside and therefore more comfortable for the wearer. 500 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: "What is an epigram? A dwarfish whole. Its body brevity, and wit its soul." Opium is a cunt. Orange is the new black. Suck on that hot lips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 8 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Orange is the new black. Suck on that hot lips I’d like to see you with an orange in your gob, a black binbag tightly knotted over your daft bonce and your belt attached to a door handle and wrapped twice around your fucking scrawny neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: I’d like to see you with an orange in your gob, a black binbag tightly knotted over your daft bonce and your belt attached to a door handle and wrapped twice around your fucking scrawny neck. Back to your warm evening pleasantries. (I nearly said panties) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: I’d like to see you with an orange in your gob, a black binbag tightly knotted over your daft bonce and your belt attached to a door handle and wrapped twice around your fucking scrawny neck. Warm panties - the incontinence pad change home help hasn't turned up tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Warm panties - the incontinence pad change home help hasn't turned up tonight? Harold dear boy, you have much to learn. And I have to tell you it’s all going to fucking hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Harold dear boy, you have much to learn. And I have to tell you it’s all going to fucking hurt. Give it a rest you idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 No fomenting arguments or pursuing vendettas with other members. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 8 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I wonder if she tested positive for Covid in the last 28days as she seems the type that would refuse the vaccine through fear of how much weight she would put on, either that or the end of the needle would come out the other side of her arm. If only she’d taken Prince Philip’s advice who informed a blind woman with guide dog that ‘they now do eating dogs for the anorexic!’ Personally, I can’t see how Gemma Collins could have helped the scrawnbucket cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 35 minutes ago, Frank said: Give it a rest you idiot. Priceless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 32 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: No fomenting arguments or pursuing vendettas with other members. . Can I occasionally have a little dig at Ape? If I can’t poke that fuckwit, you can put me out of my misery now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 9 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Priceless. It tears me apart watching two corner genii bickering like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 25 minutes ago, Frank said: Can I occasionally have a little dig at Ape? If I can’t poke that fuckwit, you can put me out of my misery now. I’d love to put you out of everyone’s misery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Millie tant. They were way ahead of the curve with that character. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: If only she’d taken Prince Philip’s advice who informed a blind woman with guide dog that ‘they now do eating dogs for the anorexic!’ Personally, I can’t see how Gemma Collins could have helped the scrawnbucket cunt. I can't believe nobody's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 11 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: They were way ahead of the curve with that character. Yep. She was stomping about the pages of Viz around 1990 I think. Before it was fashionable to be a pig ugly, hairy legged dyke with a penchant for screaming 'RAAAYPIST' at every male she encountered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 13 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Let me offer some assistance, the one that resembles the shape of the right foot goes on the right foot, the other one goes on the foot without a sock on it. Happy to help. ps. Sensible people wear their socks inside out so that the joining seam at the toe is on the outside and therefore more comfortable for the wearer. Did you glean this information from your visiting Polish carer, or are we witnessing a rare moment of clarity, Drew? Surely the day's of you having to worry about chaffing socks are long gone since joining the Judge's Hells Angels mobility scooter chapter. Are you in possession of a pair of those blue velour velcro fastening footwear beloved by raspberries everywhere? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: No fomenting arguments or pursuing vendettas with other members. . Frank appears to be bullying me. I am seriously alarmed and distressed. After what’s happened to Nikki Graham I trust you will deal with him in the severest possible manner. This is a cry for help. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 8 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Did you glean this information from your visiting Polish carer, or are we witnessing a rare moment of clarity, Drew? Surely the day's of you having to worry about chaffing socks are long gone since joining the Judge's Hells Angels mobility scooter chapter. Are you in possession of a pair of those blue velour velcro fastening footwear beloved by raspberries everywhere? I wonder what Jewdy's Hells Angels chapter would be named... 'Charlton & The Wheelies' 'Kikes On Bikes' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wonder what Jewdy's Hells Angels chapter would be named... 'Charlton & The Wheelies' 'Kikes On Bikes' ‘The Snoutlaws’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘The Snoutlaws’ I thought 'The Mongols' was best saved for a Flidspack question. Obviously in the future because I've fucking given it away now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 11, 2021 Report Share Posted April 11, 2021 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I thought 'The Mongols' was best saved for a Flidspack question. Obviously in the future because I've fucking given it away now. Selflessness and an unyielding benevolence towards your fellow men will be your downfall, Eric. How about ‘The Torah Chapter?’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Selflessness and an unyielding benevolence towards your fellow men will be your downfall, Eric. How about ‘The Torah Chapter?’ One of the bigger MCs near here is called 'The Coggleshall Bastards'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 12, 2021 Report Share Posted April 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wonder what Jewdy's Hells Angels chapter would be named... 'Charlton & The Wheelies' 'Kikes On Bikes' The 'Front wheel skids'. *Rhyming slang for yids 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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