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Dyslexic cnut

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20 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Two years National Service with no exemptions. Suspend habeus corpus for three years. Abolish partial sentence serving. Build a dozen more prisons. Utilise the prison population with chain-gangs to clean this filthy litter-strewn country up, fill potholes etc. Make it illegal for any lawyer to earn more than £100k/year or go into politics. Ban/terminate any cunt on CC with a post to like ratio of less than 1:15 (Harold.) How’s that for starters WD?

When the revolution comes DC you might get the job of minister for justice in @ratcums government 

As for national service, yes, but not the military- we need pros. Put them to serve the state in a 100 other ways- cleaning up population and dog shite being 2

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20 hours ago, Cockyroach said:

I think it was Mr. Worboys's pole which caused all the trouble. You'd think as a London cabbie he'd already be drowning in fresh pussy. I've seen the videos online, London cabbies are surprisingly successful with the fairer sex, without the need to drug them.

A recently discovered fact which most people are unaware of is that 98% of London cabbies are billionaires, and only 72% of tramps are millionaires, and not 100%, a ridiculous rumour which 99% of people still believe to be true.

No doubt there are a few on here, around 1 to 2% who would dispute these statistics but the other 61% are far too clever to even question proven scientific facts.

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2 hours ago, Roadkill said:

The fuck is a "paragraoh"?

Paragraoh13 is a powerful but experimental antipsychotic medication that H kindly agreed to try.

He is taking a bullet for the team. 

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5 hours ago, King Billy said:

A recently discovered fact which most people are unaware of is that 98% of London cabbies are billionaires, and only 72% of tramps are millionaires, and not 100%, a ridiculous rumour which 99% of people still believe to be true.

No doubt there are a few on here, around 1 to 2% who would dispute these statistics but the other 61% are far too clever to even question proven scientific facts.

8 out of 10 CC members think you're a cunt. 

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11 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Are you getting much trade now the Lockdown has eased? 

I get out more if that's what you mean. Including to your street. You have been observed loitering in public parks and behaving in a disturbing manner around vulnerable people. I have reported this matter to the police given your history of posting your twisted and perverted fantasies on here.

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1 hour ago, Trucking Funt said:

I get out more if that's what you mean. Including to your street. You have been observed loitering in public parks and behaving in a disturbing manner around vulnerable people. I have reported this matter to the police given your history of posting your twisted and perverted fantasies on here.

It is for this reason (and many others) that he has bravely agreed to use Paragraoh13

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4 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:

I get out more if that's what you mean. Including to your street. You have been observed loitering in public parks and behaving in a disturbing manner around vulnerable people. I have reported this matter to the police given your history of posting your twisted and perverted fantasies on here.

Always on the perverted stuff aren't you. Says a lot. 

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17 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I'm just saying you seem to have a predilection for extreme sexual. perversion whuch probably accounts for your wheelchair bound hideously deformed body. 

What you're saying is complete bollocks! Fuck off and throw yourself in front of a train, you disgusting animal.

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16 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said:

What you're saying is complete bollocks! Fuck off and throw yourself in front of a train, you disgusting animal.

Mild mannered CC stalwarts like @Trucking Funt have now tired of this spastic twat. When will Admin step up and do the right thing as to this site destroying cunt? It’s getting boring now.

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14 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:

What you're saying is complete bollocks! Fuck off and throw yourself in front of a train, you disgusting animal.

Where is my copy of The Lady you filthy animal? For the last two weeks you've been delivering Mojo. You filthy animal. 

Keith: It's the distuibutters. 

Dirk:   What, you filthy animal? 

Keith: It's the dristuibtitters... 

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10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Einstein! What the fuck has the Beatles manager got to do with this? Your slipping William.

So ye are! 

Fuck the Beatles. I’m more of a Jeffrey Tull fan.

So I am! 

This the last coded message I will send.

So it is!

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