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2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Thick as a brick.*

*I presume you mean Jethro Tull.

I'm worried,  as I got fucking savaged by Cuntman over the FlidSpack saga. 

Who the fuck’s Jeffrey Einstein? I bet he didn’t kill himself in jail whoever the fuck he is.

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24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

If you consider that 'savaged', you've clearly been raised in a protected environment. 

I'll fight yer. I win, you buy me a new caravan. I like the Hector- 2 roof lights, stylish ash framed furniture, scatter cushions with the matching shag pile covering. And I'm partial to Periwinkle blue.

You win......ah fuck it, I'll leave the CC site. I can't say fairer than that. And I'll throw the moody dag in as well. Do you like Dags Eric? 

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1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I'll fight yer. I win, you buy me a new caravan. I like the Hector- 2 roof lights, stylish ash framed furniture, scatter cushions with the matching shag pile covering. And I'm partial to Periwinkle blue.

You win......ah fuck it, I'll leave the CC site. I can't say fairer than that. And I'll throw the moody dag in as well. Do you like Dags Eric? 

An' the boys get a pair o' them shoes?

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12 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Where is my copy of The Lady you filthy animal? For the last two weeks you've been delivering Mojo. You filthy animal. 

Keith: It's the distuibutters. 

Dirk:   What, you filthy animal? 

Keith: It's the dristuibtitters... 

What the fuck are you on about? Have you been overdosing on gay scat porn again?

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6 hours ago, Trucking Funt said:

What the fuck are you on about? Have you been overdosing on gay scat porn again?

Harold is quoting from an episode of Stella Street, but as usual, I don't know what he is trying to communicate. 

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19 hours ago, cuntspotter said:

Contagious?

A teacher tells the students that they'll be learning a new word - contagious. 

She asks if any of the children know what it means. A boy puts his hand up and says "I know - it's when it takes someone a long time to paint something" 

The teacher looks confused and asks him to explain.  He says "Well, the other day, as I was leaving the house with my dad, we saw our next door neighbour painting his door with a 2 inch brush. My dad said Huh... that'll take the contagious!" 

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9 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said:

A teacher tells the students that they'll be learning a new word - contagious. 

She asks if any of the children know what it means. A boy puts his hand up and says "I know - it's when it takes someone a long time to paint something" 

The teacher looks confused and asks him to explain.  He says "Well, the other day, as I was leaving the house with my dad, we saw our next door neighbour painting his door with a 2 inch brush. My dad said Huh... that'll take the contagious!" 

The contagious much more slowly than the tits.

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