Ape™️ Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 Absolute wankers. I’d like to feed them through a series of rotating knives. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 Is there a "What the fuck?" or even a "Who gives a fuck?" thread this could have been posted on instead? FlidSpack perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 7 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Absolute wankers. I’d like to feed them through a series of rotating knives. Fuck off. What on earth is this nom? Lazy posting with no information to make an informed opinion. Utter bollocks Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 Please move this nomination to the Open Corner and immediate obscurity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 Right so, basically it's a song by the who, which has "teenage wasteland" in its lyrics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 23 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Absolute wankers. I’d like to feed them through a series of rotating knives. Fuck off. The flids are alright Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Is there a "What the fuck?" or even a "Who gives a fuck?" thread this could have been posted on instead? FlidSpack perhaps? Another dreadful nomination from our resident idiot who has become a full blown imbecile... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The flids are alright Boris the Spacker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Another dreadful nomination from our resident idiot who has become a full blown imbecile... What did you expect, it's a sunny Friday evening, the time when strong drink (well, 11% Cava) is taken in excess in an inflatable rented hot tub in the back garden, with sadly predictable consequences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Is there a "What the fuck?" or even a "Who gives a fuck?" thread this could have been posted on instead? FlidSpack perhaps? No, there fucking isn’t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Boris the Spacker? 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Boris the Spacker? The Mong Is Over Won't get Drooled Again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 19 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: What on earth is this nom? Lazy posting with no information to make an informed opinion. Utter bollocks Ape. 17 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Please move this nomination to the Open Corner and immediate obscurity. 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Another dreadful nomination from our resident idiot who has become a full blown imbecile... Please try and summarise your drivel into a single post, you verbose scum-cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: Please try and summarise your drivel into a single post, you verbose scum-cunt. You massive wanker...is this the best nomination you can muster? You gigantic bellend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Mong Is Over Won't get Drooled Again Happy Spack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: You massive wanker...is this the best nomination you can muster? You gigantic bellend. I’m finding it hard to express just how little a fuck I give about your opinion, but it’s around 0.27 yocto fucks. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 Awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Absolute wankers. I’d like to feed them through a series of rotating knives. Fuck off. I thought it was called 'Out Here In The Fields'? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Absolute wankers. I’d like to feed them through a series of rotating knives. Fuck off. What is this? You fucking idiot. Idiot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, Frank said: What is this? You fucking idiot. Idiot. What are you? A fucking idiot. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 21 minutes ago, Frank said: What is this? You fucking idiot. Idiot. Ape sounded the wanker klaxon more than an hour ago. What's kept you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 8 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: What are you? A fucking idiot. Idiot. Ape, I have a soft spot for nearly every cunt on here.. past and present. As far as you're concerned, I'd like to break your fucking nose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Ape sounded the wanker klaxon more than an hour ago. What's kept you? I promised myself I wouldn't drink this week, Wolfie. I'm so fucking fat, I can't stand myself. It's almost 10 and I've already drunk 2 bottles of Terre di Fannio (£8.99 Waitrose) and I just cant stand it and I haven't taken my Omeprazole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Ape, I have a soft spot for nearly every cunt on here.. past and present. As far as you're concerned, I'd like to break your fucking nose. We all know where that soft spot is. Disgusting spindly deviant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Ape, I have a soft spot for nearly every cunt on here.. past and present. As far as you're concerned, I'd like to break your fucking nose. But you couldn’t break my fucking nose, Frank. So please, just fuck off. You’re a weedy little faggot that commands zero respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 12 minutes ago, Frank said: I promised myself I wouldn't drink this week, Wolfie. I'm so fucking fat, I can't stand myself. It's almost 10 and I';ve already drunk 2 bottles of Terre di Fannio (£8.99 Waitrose) and I just can;t stand it and I haven't taken my omeprazole. I'll forgive you for being late, on the basis you've probably been upgrading your wardrobe with size 28-inch jeans. Why not open another bottle of Terre di 'Fannio' and immediately upload another video of yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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