Neil Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 On 19/04/2021 at 19:36, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I caught a bit of this 'Comedian' the other day and found it difficult to watch. You are right KB be careful of what we wish for on the TV. I think she does the best impression of a spacker that I've ever seen,I defy anyone to sound anymore like a spastic than she manages,I wonder what she really speaks like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 6 minutes ago, Neil said: I think she does the best impression of a spacker that I've ever seen,I defy anyone to sound anymore like a spastic than she manages,I wonder what she really speaks like? Ten minutes in the back of the Rascal and she’ll sound like Jenny Agutter, post haemorrhage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 This man is a diamond and would be welcome anytime in my boozer along with Sir Keir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 24 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: This man is a diamond and would be welcome anytime in my boozer along with Sir Keir. If you had a boozer it would definitely be called the Flids Arms. But you haven’t so just fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 1 minute ago, King Billy said: If you had a boozer it would definitely be called the Flids Arms. But you haven’t so just fuck off. The Flids Arms don't sell beer. Just shorts. Lol. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: The Flids Arms don't sell beer. Just shorts. Lol. Fuck off Harold won the disco dancing competition at the Flids Arms. He was only trying to walk to the bar for a packet of crisps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 18 hours ago, King Billy said: If you had a boozer it would definitely be called the Flids Arms. But you haven’t so just fuck off. You're always welcome - especially on drag nights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 26, 2021 Report Share Posted April 26, 2021 On 19/04/2021 at 13:29, camberwell gypsy said: There was a cookery programme on the other day with one of these whale lipped cunts. She was told to cook something until it wilted. "Wot does wilted mean"? Fanny Craddock would have torn her a new arsehole. I’ll bet you stuff yourself with chips at every given opportunity.. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 26, 2021 Report Share Posted April 26, 2021 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ll bet you stuff yourself with chips at every given opportunity.. lol. Reported for: Derailment and being an annoying poof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 26, 2021 Report Share Posted April 26, 2021 25 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ll bet you stuff yourself with chips at every given opportunity.. lol. Any chance of you and I playing golf together. You'll like me. See your PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 26, 2021 Report Share Posted April 26, 2021 28 minutes ago, Frank said: Any chance of you and I playing golf together. You'll like me. See your PM. What’s your handicap Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 26, 2021 Report Share Posted April 26, 2021 52 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Reported for: Derailment and being an annoying poof A nerve hit I believe.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2021 Report Share Posted April 26, 2021 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: What’s your handicap Frank? Rickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 On 20/04/2021 at 22:21, King Billy said: Harold won the disco dancing competition at the Flids Arms. He was only trying to walk to the bar for a packet of crisps. Walkers?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 21 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Reported for: Derailment and being an annoying poof Reported for Essexism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 21 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: What’s your handicap Frank? Franks handicap, more of an Achilles heal, is addiction to rampant gay sexy with as many multi coloured partners as possible. Like you. @Frank kill yourself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 On 26/04/2021 at 22:48, Frank said: Any chance of you and I playing golf together. You'll like me. See your PM. Until you posted this I wasn’t convinced you really were the best on here. I’ve got a fully paid up 5 star holiday for two to India Frank, leaving on Friday, which I can’t go on due to business commitments. It would be my pleasure to give it to you and one of your ‘special skinny jeaned friends’ free of charge in the hope that no hard feelings remain between us when you return, (in an urn), you cockroach limbed cunt. I can’t wait to see your pathetic excuse for a cadaver floating down the Ganges on Sky News, looking more disgusting than the hundreds of turds floating happily alongside. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 28, 2021 Report Share Posted April 28, 2021 21 hours ago, King Billy said: Until you posted this I wasn’t convinced you really were the best on here. I’ve got a fully paid up 5 star holiday for two to India Frank, leaving on Friday, which I can’t go on due to business commitments. It would be my pleasure to give it to you and one of your ‘special skinny jeaned friends’ free of charge in the hope that no hard feelings remain between us when you return, (in an urn), you cockroach limbed cunt. I can’t wait to see your pathetic excuse for a cadaver floating down the Ganges on Sky News, looking more disgusting than the hundreds of turds floating happily alongside. Fuck off. @Frankyou pathetic pipe cleaner armed freak, Bally has just suggested you are more disgusting than a Ganges turd yet you don’t dispute it Useless poof 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 28, 2021 Report Share Posted April 28, 2021 21 hours ago, King Billy said: Until you posted this I wasn’t convinced you really were the best on here. I’ve got a fully paid up 5 star holiday for two to India Frank, leaving on Friday, which I can’t go on due to business commitments. It would be my pleasure to give it to you and one of your ‘special skinny jeaned friends’ free of charge in the hope that no hard feelings remain between us when you return, (in an urn), you cockroach limbed cunt. I can’t wait to see your pathetic excuse for a cadaver floating down the Ganges on Sky News, looking more disgusting than the hundreds of turds floating happily alongside. Fuck off. Selling Christmas trees in April? You're a God of selling, Bill. You've obviously memorised Trump: The Art of the Deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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