ProfB Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 I’ve notice the corner has a ’70’s vibe going on at the mo - Baba O’Riley, even Spotto etc., maybe someone can tell me why the sidecar is a rare sighting these days? Too many pillions, not enough sidecars for sale is the way things have gone - which is cuntage big style. 😤 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 I blame the LGBT's. And the coloureds, naturally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 Hugh Grant's wife is a pillion on his Vespa, the stylish couple 'cruised' through Chelsea? No sidecar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 I've got one,I named it 'Desire' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 20, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 11 minutes ago, Neil said: I've got one,I named it 'Desire' SIDE car, not STREET Car. 😶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 9 minutes ago, ProfB said: SIDE car, not STREET Car. 😶 Here we are, fill your boots, Prof https://www.watsonian-squire.com/home/sidecars/ https://used-bikes.co.uk/motorcycle-sidecars/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 I'd like to use you as a side car strapped to the offside of a long distance articulated lorry in the middle of winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: I'd like to use you as a side car strapped to the offside of a long distance articulated lorry in the middle of winter. The rest of us would like to use you as a speed bump for Eddie Stobart's entire fleet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The rest of us would like to use you as a speed bump for Eddie Stobart's entire fleet. Don't be like that Eric, I'm still waiting for that kiss you promised me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Don't be like that Eric, I'm still waiting for that kiss you promised me. It's the anticipation that keeps you interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's the anticipation that keeps you interested. I can bottle it up for so long. That's a warning to anybody within a two metre social distance. Questiin. If I can shoot my spunk two metres why is that distance considered safe for covid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: If I can shoot my spunk two metres... That's some seriously impressive anal sphincter control. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 I used to have a Busmar "Astral" on a 650 Panther, it was huge, like overtaking a caravan. Not this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I used to have a Busmar "Astral" on a 650 Panther, it was huge, like overtaking a caravan. Not this one. Could probably fit a gun turret in there nicely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 10 hours ago, ProfB said: I’ve notice the corner has a ’70’s vibe going on at the mo - Baba O’Riley, even Spotto etc., maybe someone can tell me why the sidecar is a rare sighting these days? Too many pillions, not enough sidecars for sale is the way things have gone - which is cuntage big style. 😤 Don’t forget to pick Mildred up from Bingo George. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 10 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Could probably fit a gun turret in there nicely With the sun-roof open you could pass a joint to the passengers. It was a very civilised mode of transport. Motorcyclists wave to each other, sidecar drivers stop and make a cup of tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: With the sun-roof open you could pass a joint to the passengers. It was a very civilised mode of transport. Motorcyclists wave to each other, sidecar drivers stop and make a cup of tea. Over the years I have owned five British Leyland Minis .. I found that a lot of the time fellow mini owners gave a cheery wave to each other and stuck to fingers up to other motorists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 12 hours ago, Weary&Disgusted said: Could probably fit a gun turret in there nicely Where? The sidecar or his sphincter? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Back on topic. Having not ever wanted to purchase a sidecar I do not see this as a cunt. Only retarded fucking shit-cunts want to buy a sidecar, them and that fucking ugly bitch, Olive, from On The Buses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 13 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: That's some seriously impressive anal sphincter control. Young, dumb, no longer full of cum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 43 minutes ago, Neil said: Where? The sidecar or his sphincter? Wow! I can't compete with that kind of repartee. Are you related to Childish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 33 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Only retarded fucking shit-cunts want to buy a sidecar, them and that fucking ugly bitch, Olive, from On The Buses. Things you wish you'd never seen #213... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 3 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: With the sun-roof open you could pass a joint to the passengers. It was a very civilised mode of transport. Motorcyclists wave to each other, sidecar drivers stop and make a cup of tea. I've been told that the AA and RAC had a fierce rivalry. AA mechanics rode motorcycles with sidecars as rolling tool boxes, and would salute their own members while blanking RAC members. It was also common for representatives of the rival organisations to let each other's tyres down when they got the opportunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Over the years I have owned five British Leyland Minis .. I found that a lot of the time fellow mini owners gave a cheery wave to each other and stuck to fingers up to other motorists. You have probably stuck your fingers up many motorists (Kerb crawlers). lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've been told that the AA and RAC had a fierce rivalry. AA mechanics rode motorcycles with sidecars as rolling tool boxes, and would salute their own members while blanking RAC members. It was also common for representatives of the rival organisations to let each other's tyres down when they got the opportunity. The patrols were required to salute the drivers of vehicles carrying a members' badge. No salute was taken as a warning of police speed traps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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