Eric Cuntman Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: If I was pissed it would have been Galaxy Quest Sigourney Weaver. I've just cum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: I didn't say I was happy about it. It was a choice between her or Matthew McConaguay. It’s a good film, for a yank one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Absolutely, and die a happy cunt Fair play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've just cum When does Harold pop out, Caesarian stylee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: When does Harold pop out, Caesarian stylee? If Harold was a chest-burster, he would be the one with the top hat and cane from Mel Brooks' 'Spaceballs'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 15 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Why did you need a cement mixer? For making concrete. What else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've just cum Fucking hot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 31 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: For making concrete. What else? What do you need concrete for? Exlain why you need a machine to make concrete and presumably in quantity over an extended period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 38 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: What do you need concrete for? Exlain why you need a machine to make concrete and presumably in quantity over an extended period. I hope he’s making some swimming boots for you. Fuck off. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I hope he’s making some swimming boots for you. Fuck off. LOL 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: What do you need concrete for? Exlain why you need a machine to make concrete and presumably in quantity over an extended period. It's very useful stuff. It improves golf courses no end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 12 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You are as welcome here as Salman Rusdie in Mecca wearing bacon underpants.... Afternoon old chap, you've missed out the H. I'm sure I am wrong but I'm beginning to think you might actually be an illiterate, fake, bender with an arsehole bigger than your inflated opinion of yourself. You vile cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 22, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 14 hours ago, King Billy said: I think you’re fucking great Simon. And I’m not just saying that. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if we end up best buddies and all that sort of thing. I’m not talking about likes. I’m talking real old school best mates. It's Raasclaat KB, unless I've missed something. Knew you were a top lad from the beginning and it was confirmed when I read you post saying that you're a red. YNWA. 🔥 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: It's Raasclaat KB, unless I've missed something. Knew you were a top lad from the beginning and it was confirmed when I read you post saying that you're a red. YNWA. 🔥 Pair of murdering kopshite cunts. Fuck off. Nil Satis Nisi Optimum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 5 hours ago, southerncunt said: Fucking hot. Ridiculously so. I wouldn't climb over her to get to one of Stubby's plastic-titted pin-ups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ridiculously so. I wouldn't climb over her to get to one of Stubby's plastic-titted pin-ups. Haven’t seen it...how many kettles Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Haven’t seen it...how many kettles Eric? 3 cauldrons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 3 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It's very useful stuff. It improves golf courses no end. Explain why you need cement? Are you a Navvy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Explain why you need cement? Are you a Navvy? He manufactures garden gnomes in a small shed in his back garden and wants his eldest son to become the next Tory PM. Pure fantasy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 7 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: What do you need concrete for? Exlain why you need a machine to make concrete and presumably in quantity over an extended period. If you ask him nicely, I'm sure he'd send you a photo of himself dressed as the construction worker from The Village People. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you ask him nicely, I'm sure he'd send you a photo of himself dressed as the construction worker from The Village People. The price of new dentures.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Explain why you need cement? Are you a Navvy? I just have. The term "left-footer" originated among navvies, are you descended from them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I just have. The term "left-footer" originated among navvies, are you descended from them? No you haven’t nor why you need a fucking cement mixer to make cement in quantity. Why can’t you arrange for cement to be freshly made and delivered directly upon demand? My Irish lineage is from land owning baronetcy so up yours regarding that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you ask him nicely, I'm sure he'd send you a photo of himself dressed as the construction worker from The Village People. Punkers went to the doctors and the Dr looked up his arse to find a bouquet flowers up there. "Who put those up there" asked the Dr. "Dunno whose name is on the card?" replied Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 11 hours ago, southerncunt said: Fucking hot. But covered in flies. I dare say you're used to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 33 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Punkers went to the doctors and the Dr looked up his arse to find a bouquet flowers up there. "Who put those up there" asked the Dr. "Dunno whose name is on the card?" replied Punkape. Good business on the industrial estate last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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