Penny Farthing Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 I see that the post office are extremely sorry .. I bet that they are. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56859357 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 FUCKING JAPANESE😡😡😡😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 Good nom. Are you following the shenanigans on R4 where it is being serialised Pen? What a warped bunch of twisted cunts operating like the KGB in a company owned by the state. There should, but there won’t, be jail time for these scumbags. Adam Crozier started the rot. Sold off the family jewels which is why your traditional and closest Post Office is now a coffee shop, claimed he’d balanced the books, picked up a huge bonus then fucked off to another chumocracy CEO position. The squalid, smarmy little cunt is now a multi-millionaire who is very high on my ‘kill with a cocktail stick’ list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 Fucking computer software is a total cunt anyhow. What other industry permits you to market and sell a package which then has to receive regular updates, bug fixes and patches because it wasn't fit to be fucking sold in the first place. Yes, Bill Gates, you cunt. I'm talking about you and shitty Windows 8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 28 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Fucking computer software is a total cunt anyhow. What other industry permits you to market and sell a package which then has to receive regular updates, bug fixes and patches because it wasn't fit to be fucking sold in the first place. Yes, Bill Gates, you cunt. I'm talking about you and shitty Windows 8. An interesting link to this software crap is that the Post Office (Horizon) debacle has connections with that Chinook crash in 1994 on the Mull of Kintyre. 29 dead and the RAF blamed the the dead pilots. The finger actually pointed at the FADEC software, newly fitted to the Chinook. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Good nom. Are you following the shenanigans on R4 where it is being serialised Pen? What a warped bunch of twisted cunts operating like the KGB in a company owned by the state. There should, but there won’t, be jail time for these scumbags. Adam Crozier started the rot. Sold off the family jewels which is why your traditional and closest Post Office is now a coffee shop, claimed he’d balanced the books, picked up a huge bonus then fucked off to another chumocracy CEO position. The squalid, smarmy little cunt is now a multi-millionaire who is very high on my ‘kill with a cocktail stick’ list. Somebody something similar just before RAILTRACK went belly up .. the cunt bought a Scottish shooting estate with part of his payoff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Good nom. Are you following the shenanigans on R4 where it is being serialised Pen? What a warped bunch of twisted cunts operating like the KGB in a company owned by the state. There should, but there won’t, be jail time for these scumbags. Adam Crozier started the rot. Sold off the family jewels which is why your traditional and closest Post Office is now a coffee shop, claimed he’d balanced the books, picked up a huge bonus then fucked off to another chumocracy CEO position. The squalid, smarmy little cunt is now a multi-millionaire who is very high on my ‘kill with a cocktail stick’ list. Kill with a cocktail stick? How fucking small is he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Kill with a cocktail stick? How fucking small is he? Fuck’s sake Gyps....slowly and very painfully. Have you never pushed one down your jap’s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Fuck’s sake Gyps....slowly and very painfully. Have you never pushed one down your jap’s? Is that why they're called cock-tail sticks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Fucking computer software is a total cunt anyhow. What other industry permits you to market and sell a package which then has to receive regular updates, bug fixes and patches because it wasn't fit to be fucking sold in the first place. Yes, Bill Gates, you cunt. I'm talking about you and shitty Windows 8. Never, ever buy any software until at least the first service pack is released and ideally not until after the second. Windows 8 was such an absolute dog I'm surprised one of our members hasn't collected something it shat out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Kill with a cocktail stick? How fucking small is he? He is old chap Fucking Raasclaat small, that’s how tiny he is, makes weeny Mike D (rip) look like a giant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 10 minutes ago, Goober said: Never, ever buy any software until at least the first service pack is released and ideally not until after the second. Windows 8 was such an absolute dog I'm surprised one of our members hasn't collected something it shat out. They didn't exactly cover themselves in glory with Windows Vista either. On a semi-related note, I'd like to take a rusty chainsaw to every cunt involved in the twee naming conventions of Android operating systems over the years: Cupcake, Donut, Eclair, Froyo, Gingerbread, Honeycomb, Ice Cream Sandwich, Jelly Bean, KitKat, Lollipop, Marshmallow, Nougat, Oreo, Pie. Fucking American wankers, what's wrong with Irn Bru, Tablet, Tunnock's Caramel Wafer, Snowball, and Black Tar Heroin, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Good nom. Are you following the shenanigans on R4 where it is being serialised Pen? What a warped bunch of twisted cunts operating like the KGB in a company owned by the state. There should, but there won’t, be jail time for these scumbags. Adam Crozier started the rot. Sold off the family jewels which is why your traditional and closest Post Office is now a coffee shop, claimed he’d balanced the books, picked up a huge bonus then fucked off to another chumocracy CEO position. The squalid, smarmy little cunt is now a multi-millionaire who is very high on my ‘kill with a cocktail stick’ list. It’s a few words and a link to a BBC news article. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: It’s a few words and a link to a BBC news article. Indeed. It’s a huge story and one of the biggest, widespread and secret miscarriages of justice in UK history which in payouts could bankrupt the post office. However, the original post gives no personal comment or cunting vitriol which this topic more than deserves- perhaps the foot long schlonged Bigfoot is incapable... Fucking lazy post a link like good old lady p did at least 10 time a week. Some things never change 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: They didn't exactly cover themselves in glory with Windows Vista either. On a semi-related note, I'd like to take a rusty chainsaw to every cunt involved in the twee naming conventions of Android operating systems over the years: Cupcake, Donut, Eclair, Froyo, Gingerbread, Honeycomb, Ice Cream Sandwich, Jelly Bean, KitKat, Lollipop, Marshmallow, Nougat, Oreo, Pie. Fucking American wankers, what's wrong with Irn Bru, Tablet, Tunnock's Caramel Wafer, Snowball, and Black Tar Heroin, eh? 'Cream pie' Oops! wrong website Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 16 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Indeed. It’s a huge story and one of the biggest, widespread and secret miscarriages of justice in UK history which in payouts could bankrupt the post office. However, the original post gives no personal comment or cunting vitriol which this topic more than deserves- perhaps the foot long schlonged Bigfoot is incapable... Fucking lazy post a link like good old lady p did at least 10 time a week. Some things never change Indeed. Why not just put a link to the top level BBC news site and say “look at all these cunts”? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: They didn't exactly cover themselves in glory with Windows Vista either. On a semi-related note, I'd like to take a rusty chainsaw to every cunt involved in the twee naming conventions of Android operating systems over the years: Cupcake, Donut, Eclair, Froyo, Gingerbread, Honeycomb, Ice Cream Sandwich, Jelly Bean, KitKat, Lollipop, Marshmallow, Nougat, Oreo, Pie. Fucking American wankers, what's wrong with Irn Bru, Tablet, Tunnock's Caramel Wafer, Snowball, and Black Tar Heroin, eh? Vista definitely isn't going to appear in anyone's software top 10. Pear Drops. Mmmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 On 23/04/2021 at 11:25, Dawn Chorus said: I see that the post office are extremely sorry .. I bet that they are. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56859357 Did you read my letter previously lost in the post but possibly now lost in admin's sticky fingers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 On 23/04/2021 at 11:25, Dawn Chorus said: I see that the post office are extremely sorry .. I bet that they are. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56859357 Did you read my letter previously lost in the post but possibly now lost in admin's sticky fingers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 Letter to Self cc Dawn Chorus Dear Self Despite your persistant ignoring of my letters and not a jot of thanks for all the valuable contents, cash, vouchers etc. plus priceless advice from one man to another luxuriating in the prime of our masculinity, I find myself unable to resist writing to you again. This is despite the recent cases of post going missing and its location traced to a few bent sub postmasters. I am thinking principally of Plymouth. Your hunble and obedient servant (and a lot more) ChildeHarold No 88 Cunts Corner Notty Ash Liverpool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Letter to Self cc Dawn Chorus Dear Self Despite your persistant ignoring of my letters and not a jot of thanks for all the valuable contents, cash, vouchers etc. plus priceless advice from one man to another luxuriating in the prime of our masculinity, I find myself unable to resist writing to you again. This is despite the recent cases of post going missing and its location traced to a few bent sub postmasters. I am thinking principally of Plymouth. Your hunble and obedient servant (and a lot more) ChildeHarold No 88 Cunts Corner Notty Ash Liverpool Reported Rule 7 Note I have said member on ignore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: Reported Rule 7 Note I have said member on ignore Point taken. Are you the alien autopsy in Restricted Area 56 Roswell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Point taken. Are you the alien autopsy in Restricted Area 56 Roswell? Area 51 you bone headed pig shit, scaffold plank thick cunt I’d like to smash you over the head with an iron bar- 51 times Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Area 51 you bone headed pig shit, scaffold plank thick cunt I’d like to smash you over the head with an iron bar- 51 times Fuck off LOL and keep hydrated. PS I'm missing you already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 3 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: LOL and keep hydrated. PS I'm missing you already. As long as you keep hydrated- on domestos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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