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The Post Office Sub Postmasters Prosecution Scandal/Post Office Management.


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4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Not your best hilarious quip

Up your game

Stubby, you gypsum hoarding, toad tickling cunt. I've just wasted two hours of my life watching the Elton John biopic 'Rocketman'.

I know that your musical taste is somewhat more stinking Sixth Form battle of the bands amateur metal, but my question is this. If you had to pick a favourite song out of Elton's, George Michael's or Queen's back catalogue, what would it be?

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12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Not your best hilarious quip

Up your game

I don’t feel the need to be entertaining , matey. Which is just as well as I’m usually as funny as sinusitis. It also means I fit right with present company.

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9 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Stubby, you gypsum hoarding, toad tickling cunt. I've just wasted two hours of my life watching the Elton John biopic 'Rocketman'.

I know that your musical taste is somewhat more stinking Sixth Form battle of the bands amateur metal, but my question is this. If you had to pick a favourite song out of Elton's, George Michael's or Queen's back catalogue, what would it be?

I can’t really say I’m keen on any of that shite as you’ve twigged. 
Another one bites the dust is a half decent tune

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Just now, cuntspotter said:

I don’t feel the need to be entertaining , matey. Which is just as well as I’m usually as funny as sinusitis. It also means I fit right with present company.

A simple “fuck off cunt” would have been more effective 

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8 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Stubby, you gypsum hoarding, toad tickling cunt. I've just wasted two hours of my life watching the Elton John biopic 'Rocketman'.

I know that your musical taste is somewhat more stinking Sixth Form battle of the bands amateur metal, but my question is this. If you had to pick a favourite song out of Elton's, George Michael's or Queen's back catalogue, what would it be?

https://youtu.be/QQ3JFtbe4l8

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10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Spottos Roops ultra lite routine ain’t doing it for me doc. The other night my light ribbing really got the old cunts blood up and gave me a semi. I mustn’t push it too far however, he’s no spring chicken and excess excitement might do for him.

I don't mind telling you that mentioning Spot, getting a semi and pushing it too hard all in the same post has set some alarm bells ringing. 

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22 hours ago, Goober said:

I don't mind telling you that mentioning Spot, getting a semi and pushing it too hard all in the same post has set some alarm bells ringing. 

We are surrounded by poofs.

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3 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

You are the ghost of babs Windsor and I claim my five pounds

 

Which reminds me WD39 and half, did you ever receive that £5 book token and an annual subscription to Penthouse Magazine I sent you by Recorded Delivery in 1986 and half? There was a postal strike at the time due to Maggie's proposals to privatise the Royal Mail. Did it get through? I promise there were no razor blades stuck in the bits where you put your fingers. 

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1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Which reminds me WD39 and half, did you ever receive that £5 book token and an annual subscription to Penthouse Magazine I sent you by Recorded Delivery in 1986 and half? There was a postal strike at the time due to Maggie's proposals to privatise the Royal Mail. Did it get through? I promise there were no razor blades stuck in the bits where you put your fingers. 

So it's you I can blame for my debilitating porn addiction ?

CURSE YOU HAROLD !!

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