Old Chap Raasclaat Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Regardless of my fate posters on here will start voting for Cuntspotter to depose you from your contrived elevated status....you pompous cunt. Fuck off. You really are having a meltdown over your precious likes aren't you? You are now taking like you are some kind of martyr. Why don't you stop telling everyone about your punishment and relax on your IKEA sofa and finish your pot noodle. You lying peasant bastard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Regardless of my fate posters on here will start voting for Cuntspotter to depose you from your contrived elevated status....you pompous cunt. Fuck off. You fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 13 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Your days are numbered Everard. As are yours as I have little patience with punters who blatantly take the piss. Your cumulative tally has been reduced by a further 66% and your account has been suspended indefinitely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 27 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: As are yours as I have little patience with punters who blatantly take the piss. Your cumulative tally has been reduced by a further 66% and your account has been suspended indefinitely. @Earl of Punkape - 3.4% wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: As are yours as I have little patience with punters who blatantly take the piss. Your cumulative tally has been reduced by a further 66% and your account has been suspended indefinitely. Is this the only way you can achieve an orgasm? Buy an extra large vibrator, you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 52 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: @Earl of Punkape - 3.4% wanker. Cheap, but to be expected from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 5 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Regardless of my fate posters on here will start voting for Cuntspotter to depose you from your contrived elevated status....you pompous cunt. Fuck off. How can someone be deposed from a contrived position? Thick fucking Council-cake poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 14 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I believe in the Boltzmann Box. Given time good things will happen to me. The concept of a Boltzmann brain is solipsistic garbage, as I'm sure you'd agree if you existed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 59 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Is this the only way you can achieve an orgasm? Buy an extra large vibrator, you cunt. That’s it withers, she’s out on her ear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: As are yours as I have little patience with punters who blatantly take the piss. Your cumulative tally has been reduced by a further 66% and your account has been suspended indefinitely. Oh Roops. Now there's nobody left worth taking the piss out of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 3 hours ago, Eddie said: That’s it withers, she’s out on her ear. When you have time, go and see Eric, and shove a ungreased snooker cue up his arse. Boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 3 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: When you have time, go and see Eric, and shove a ungreased snooker cue up his arse. Boring cunt. 'an' Hard to believe that out of the millions of sperms that dribbled out of a Nazi cock, you were the fastest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 8 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: The driver was unhurt .. I spoke to him three days later and asked him what he did after he got off the loco, he replied "I went behind a bush and had a massive shit". Standing at the gents urinal? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 8 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: The driver was unhurt .. I spoke to him three days later... Did you work on the trains then, Pen? I don't think you've ever mentioned it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Did you work on the trains then, Pen? I don't think you've ever mentioned it. I must've missed that too, multiple times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I must've missed that too, multiple times. Multiple-miss? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 Just now, Wolfie said: Multiple-miss? Yes. I missed it. Multiple times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 59 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Did you work on the trains then, Pen? I don't think you've ever mentioned it. I thought you might have said "work the trains" like those bitches from Penrith used to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 21 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I thought you might have said "work the trains" like those bitches from Penrith used to do. Have you ever 'pulled a train'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you ever 'pulled a train'? 36 posts in less than 24 hours. Is it raining in Essex? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: 36 posts in less than 24 hours. Is it raining in Essex? You're the stupid cunt counting them. Go and play with your glow in the dark testicles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: You're the stupid cunt counting them. Go and play with your glow in the dark testicles. 37 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you ever 'pulled a train'? Ora Lee Tingle and Carolina Moon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Ora Lee Tingle and Carolina Moon. Go ahead bitch, jump. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 1, 2021 Report Share Posted May 1, 2021 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Go ahead bitch, jump. 38 Coincidentally, the same calibre that Roscoe would put through Pen's temporal lobe after first making her do the chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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