ChildeHarold Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Errrr... So the psychology of repressed PE teacher infatuation is exposed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 29 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Can you imagine how different the reaction would have been if he'd been a disabled black homosexual immigrant, who'd taken the kids to a transgender awareness event? They'd have given him a fucking medal. Or a position as Secretary for Education in the next Labour government (which probably means he'll be drawing his pension before that happens) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 The only thing the private school system is top at is being able to repeat in received pronunciation "With whom am I having the pleasure?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 Just now, ChildeHarold said: So the psychology of repressed PE teacher infatuation is exposed! Don't worry, I won't retaliate. Spot has made it quite clear that you are the only member allowed to fling their shit with impunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Joker said: Or a position as Secretary for Education in the next Labour government (which probably means he'll be drawing his pension before that happens) Why not in this crazy crazy world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Don't worry, I won't retaliate. Spot has made it quite clear that you are the only member allowed to fling their shit with impunity. So don't pick it up and sniff it like a filthy squirrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: So don't pick it up and sniff it like a filthy squirrel. Fuck off cunt. admin, fucking cooler me. You're clearly too stupid to see that nannying this little spastic is only decreasing his popularity even further. He is free to insult any cunt he chooses, yet retaliation is met with threats of the cooler. Well ban the fucking lot of us, then you'll be free to roll around in the stagnant bilge that he floods the corner with on a daily basis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't worry, I won't retaliate. Spot has made it quite clear that you are the only member allowed to fling their shit with impunity. It's getting rather out of control, isn't it? It's like a Herring Gull. You're just walking along, minding your own business, and for no reason whatsoever, and with no previous malice shown by the victim, it decides to take a massive crap on your head. We all need to just leave it be and stop poking it with a shitty stick. Then its insanity will be shown up for what it is and it can't hide behind the 'they started it' defence. It's a fucking lunatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Goober said: It's getting rather out of control, isn't it? It's like a Herring Gull. You're just walking along, minding your own business, and for no reason whatsoever, and with no previous malice shown by the victim, it decides to take a massive crap on your head. We all need to just leave it be and stop poking it with a shitty stick. Then its insanity will be shown up for what it is and it can't hide behind the 'they started it' defence. It's a fucking lunatic. Good idea. If we could convince everyone to ignore it completely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good idea. If we could convince everyone to ignore it completely. Not so much ignore it, but stop poking it (not in a carnal way). How hard could it be to ignore it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 17 minutes ago, Goober said: It's getting rather out of control, isn't it? It's like a Herring Gull. You're just walking along, minding your own business, and for no reason whatsoever, and with no previous malice shown by the victim, it decides to take a massive crap on your head. We all need to just leave it be and stop poking it with a shitty stick. Then its insanity will be shown up for what it is and it can't hide behind the 'they started it' defence. It's a fucking lunatic. Well I know little about Herring Gulls, but if you want to know about geese, I'm your man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 Just now, Witheredscrote said: Well I know little about Herring Gulls, but if you want to know about geese, I'm your man. As it happens, I do need some information. I'm trying to cross this bridge and some bloke won't let me across without answering some questions. What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen Brent goose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Goober said: As it happens, I do need some information. I'm trying to cross this bridge and some bloke won't let me across without answering some questions. What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen Brent goose? A lot faster leaving the shed, than when I took it in there. About as close as I can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: A lot faster leaving the shed, than when I took it in there. About as close as I can get. You're hardly the fount of all knowledge when it comes to geese then. Useless cunt. I'll ask @Stubby Pecker. Maybe he can tell me in multiples of newt swimming speeds. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Every man jack of us has just shat their pants, some possibly spunked them as well That’s you isn’t it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 8 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: That’s you isn’t it? Spotter, I saw this and thought of you and Stubby. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: They certainly go back with sore arses and a lifetime of memories. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck off cunt. admin, fucking cooler me. You're clearly too stupid to see that nannying this little spastic is only decreasing his popularity even further. He is free to insult any cunt he chooses, yet retaliation is met with threats of the cooler. Well ban the fucking lot of us, then you'll be free to roll around in the stagnant bilge that he floods the corner with on a daily basis. Yeah! What he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 25 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Reported. Pointless. He's the teflon Don of the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted April 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good idea. If we could convince everyone to ignore it completely. I’m in. It made twelve consecutive posts of utter drivel in about nine minutes the other day. I loathe it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck off cunt. admin, fucking cooler me. You're clearly too stupid to see that nannying this little spastic is only decreasing his popularity even further. He is free to insult any cunt he chooses, yet retaliation is met with threats of the cooler. Well ban the fucking lot of us, then you'll be free to roll around in the stagnant bilge that he floods the corner with on a daily basis. Calling on the Four Horsemen of the the Apocalypse is childish and self defeating. I am summoning Stephen the Naughty Squirrel and his Big Brother, Vince the Vid, to exact retribution to turn Eric into Erica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Goober said: As it happens, I do need some information. I'm trying to cross this bridge and some bloke won't let me across without answering some questions. What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen Brent goose? Ah, via Slimbridge or Waveney? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 47 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yeah! What he said. Chip: YeahYeahYeahYeahYeah....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Calling on the Four Horsemen of the the Apocalypse is childish and self defeating. I am summoning Stephen the Naughty Squirrel and his Big Brother, Vince the Vid, to exact retribution to turn Eric into Erica. Don't try and get round me with a Bo-Selecta reference. I'm not happy with you Harold. Try again tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Chip: YeahYeahYeahYeahYeah....... Who is Chip? Are you trying to tell us that you're Extremecunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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