Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 I can't believe you're allowed to be rude to admin on CC. It's outrageous and I for one won't be calling that fucking cunt Mrs Roops anything mean or nasty. Dear oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: On the Euro Tunnel? Surely you meant in the tunnel. I'm home all week, but don't bring Ginge with you. Smelly vomit inducing slag. Withers, did you know fatty has gifted me 1.2m? I am house hunting in kent, both Roops and myself will invite you to our wedding, but only as a snivelling french waiter to serve our guests. Eat shit surrender monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Withers, did you know fatty has gifted me 1.2m? I am house hunting in kent, both Roops and myself will invite you to our wedding, but only as a snivelling french waiter to serve our guests. Eat shit surrender monkey. I will not attend in any capacity. To me it's just another mixed race union. What's the wedding breakfast menu, Caribbean flying fish stuffed with bara brith, and side dishes of jerk, yams, and Welsh cakes. The sorry cow would be better off marrying a sack of Welsh coal. Fuck off. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 31 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I will not attend in any capacity. To me it's just another mixed race union. What's the wedding breakfast menu, Caribbean flying fish stuffed with bara brith, and side dishes of jerk, yams, and Welsh cakes. The sorry cow would be better off marrying a sack of Welsh coal. Fuck off. I viewed a house this morning with an annexe and a pub in the garden, under budget but a contender, would have to have a pool installed, what am I looking at cost wise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 3 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I can't believe you're allowed to be rude to admin on CC. It's outrageous and I for one won't be calling that fucking cunt Mrs Roops anything mean or nasty. Dear oh dear. Pm your address, I will not tolerate abuse of my other half, ask fender I will smash you up in a car park of your choice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: Pm your address, I will not tolerate abuse of my other half, ask fender I will smash you up in a car park of your choice. I'm guessing you'll be using your old Cortina to do that then? You've obviously seen the size of me in the last message I sent you and realised you'll need a car. Incase you want reminding here I am. https://images.app.goo.gl/ECkt3kGor6fEFXgm8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said: I'm guessing you'll be using your old Cortina to do that then? You've obviously seen the size of me in the last message I sent you and realised you'll need a car. Incase you want reminding here I am. https://images.app.goo.gl/ECkt3kGor6fEFXgm8 You look like a rubber Johnny stuffed with walnuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You look like a rubber Johnny stuffed with walnuts. I know, that was ages ago. I started on some steroids my mate got from India a few years ago and look at me now. https://images.app.goo.gl/Geid5rZf7gTP4jsa6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 Yes I’ve seen it, not at all impressed https://ibb.co/P49Hj5k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: On the Euro Tunnel? Surely you meant in the tunnel. I'm home all week, but don't bring Ginge with you. Smelly vomit inducing slag. Is this meant to be funny or witty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 11 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I follow orders. I’ll level with you HTS, I’m about to be inducted into the mod team. I’d buck your ideas up if I were you as I sure as hell ain’t going to as forgiving as the current bunch of fuckwits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 34 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’ll level with you HTS, I’m about to be inducted into the mod team. I’d buck your ideas up if I were you as I sure as hell ain’t going to as forgiving as the current bunch of fuckwits The MOD is doomed to decades of wastage and mismanagement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 20 hours ago, Eddie said: Pm your address, I will not tolerate abuse of my other half, ask fender I will smash you up in a car park of your choice. @Eddie you remind me of my late aunt Rose. All fur coat, and no knickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 12 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: @Eddie you remind me of my late aunt Rose. All fur coat, and no knickers Was she a male? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 8 hours ago, White Cunt said: Was she a male? Did (its) hair moult in the summer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 On 24/04/2021 at 21:12, ChildeHarold said: The MOD is doomed to decades of wastage and mismanagement. As I’ll instantly know all punters real names, first thing I’ll do is post you a nice big pecker laid turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: As I’ll instantly know all punters real names, first thing I’ll do is post you a nice big pecker laid turd. I prefer sheep droppings glazed in honey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: I prefer sheep droppings glazed in honey. What about them shoved through your letterbox at 2 in the morning on fire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: What about them shoved through your letterbox at 2 in the morning on fire? Arse - on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Arse - on! Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck off You’re welcome. (Nigerian accent) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 On 23/04/2021 at 16:27, Cunty BigBollox said: Don't knock it. Anyone can learn something from a woman who shoots ping-pong balls out of her fanny. Looks like the sort of cunt Frank would try to be friends with, probably unsuccessfully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 On 25/04/2021 at 11:33, Witheredscrote said: @Eddie you remind me of my late aunt Rose. All fur coat, and no knickers All goose and no Aunt Rose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 On 24/04/2021 at 15:17, Eddie said: Pm your address, I will not tolerate abuse of my other half, ask fender I will smash you up in a car park of your choice. Are we still on for dogging Saturday night Ed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 28, 2021 Report Share Posted April 28, 2021 21 hours ago, King Billy said: Are we still on for dogging Saturday night Ed? That's why you sometimes look and smell like a cat that's been out all night. Can I get you spayed? I have a new set of tools from Wickes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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