Goober Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 28 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I remember years ago, a french doctor slagged off the union flag saying it was racist because the BNP and NF used it. Next thing, along came Jean-Marie Le Pen comes along using the Tri-colour as a backdrop. "So the French flag is racist as well" he was asked. Oh no, apparently this was different. He had "hijacked the flag". Ours was steeped in racism. You can't argue with counts like this Yeah. Count Duckula is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 25 minutes ago, Goober said: Yeah. Count Duckula is a cunt. Fucking predictor text😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Eric Cuntman likes this. Dawn Chorus likes this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 21 hours ago, Goober said: I'm not sure how we'd celebrate St George's day. A few pints of Old Peculiar and a bad case of the shits the day after? A dinner of stewed Yorkshire pudding, Stilton and Pontefract cakes? To be fair, St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland is just about plausible (despite being bullshit). Celebrating some bloke that supposedly killed a dragon (probably a sand lizard) is the height of sky fairy nonsense. Not only that, St George is a three timing cunt, being the patron saint of Georgia and Ethiopia too. We need our own, exclusive Saint. How about David-fucking-Beckham? I do agree that the English need to be prouder and less fearful of their national identity though. Fuck the Welsh. Bit of casual racism.......projectile vomiting on the nearest statue of some old cunt that put duty, kindness and quiet determination before ambition and appearance and extroverted emotive boasting......then fail a Chlamydia test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 11 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I'm not sure how we'd celebrate St George's day. In the English way, by not making a fuss about it. Populist nationalism is the preserve of younger, emerging, nations, less secure in their traditions. This means that we are quickly forgetting what being "British" means (whether myth or reality). We need to regain some form of patriotism but American-style flag worship won't work for us. We need more public information films like this: The grandchildren of the people at these pubs will have been forced out of picturesque villages by "downsizing" urban arseholes, forced to live in starter homes, built on filled-in refuse tips. The pubs will serve over-priced gastrocrap to yuppies, whose only connection to rural life is the collection of tools that they hang on the wall. The Welsh lads had the right ideas about second homes fifty years ago. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 5 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: In the English way, by not making a fuss about it. Populist nationalism is the preserve of younger, emerging, nations, less secure in their traditions. This means that we are quickly forgetting what being "British" means (whether myth or reality). We need to regain some form of patriotism but American-style flag worship won't work for us. We need more public information films like this: The grandchildren of the people at these pubs will have been forced out of picturesque villages by "downsizing" urban arseholes, forced to live in starter homes, built on filled-in refuse tips. The pubs will serve over-priced gastrocrap to yuppies, whose only connection to rural life is the collection of tools that they hang on the wall. The Welsh lads had the right ideas about second homes fifty years ago. Mebion Glyndwr! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 3 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Mebion Glyndwr! Bless you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 45 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: In the English way, by not making a fuss about it. Populist nationalism is the preserve of younger, emerging, nations, less secure in their traditions. This means that we are quickly forgetting what being "British" means (whether myth or reality). We need to regain some form of patriotism but American-style flag worship won't work for us. We need more public information films like this: The grandchildren of the people at these pubs will have been forced out of picturesque villages by "downsizing" urban arseholes, forced to live in starter homes, built on filled-in refuse tips. The pubs will serve over-priced gastrocrap to yuppies, whose only connection to rural life is the collection of tools that they hang on the wall. The Welsh lads had the right ideas about second homes fifty years ago. Camberwell Gypsy likes this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 53 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: In the English way, by not making a fuss about it. Populist nationalism is the preserve of younger, emerging, nations, less secure in their traditions. This means that we are quickly forgetting what being "British" means (whether myth or reality). We need to regain some form of patriotism but American-style flag worship won't work for us. We need more public information films like this: The grandchildren of the people at these pubs will have been forced out of picturesque villages by "downsizing" urban arseholes, forced to live in starter homes, built on filled-in refuse tips. The pubs will serve over-priced gastrocrap to yuppies, whose only connection to rural life is the collection of tools that they hang on the wall. The Welsh lads had the right ideas about second homes fifty years ago. Agreed. Instead of identity/gender studies horseshit and grievance politics, THIS is the type of thing which should be an essential part of all school curricula. Educating the young on the discoveries, sacrifices, triumphs and mistakes made by our forefathers, the citizens of Britannia through the ages ( with a few grudging nods to world history). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 11 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: identity/gender studies horseshit Traditional subjects in higher education involved improving the lot of humanity (sciences) or making them happier (arts) and all had the effect of bringing people together. The new subjects seem just to be about making people hate each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Traditional subjects in higher education involved improving the lot of humanity (sciences) or making them happier (arts) and all had the effect of bringing people together. The new subjects seem just to be about making people hate each other. I remember, technical drawing, metalwork and woodwork using real equipment and materials. Girls had needlework and home economics. They also could do Business Studies comprising typing, office practice and commerce. "Leisure and Tourism"... whaaat the fuuuuaack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Camberwell Gypsy likes this You can't stop progress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 26, 2021 Report Share Posted April 26, 2021 On 23/04/2021 at 20:46, camberwell gypsy said: David fucking Beckham? Good idea. Which David did you have in mind? I wouldn't care if they made him a Saint, at least I'd be happy knowing the cunt was dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 26, 2021 Report Share Posted April 26, 2021 On 24/04/2021 at 18:55, cuntspotter said: Mebion Glyndwr! Cadar Idris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 28, 2021 Report Share Posted April 28, 2021 My grandad was born on Saint George's Day, god only knows what he'd say if he was still here & read my forum posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 28, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2021 32 minutes ago, ProfB said: My grandad was born on Saint George's Day, god only knows what he'd say if he was still here & read my forum posts. I reckon he'd say 'my son's hermaphroditic offspring's grammar is so fucking piss-poor I'm ashamed to be its granddad'. Idiot. Hang yourself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 28, 2021 Report Share Posted April 28, 2021 33 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I reckon he'd say 'my son's hermaphroditic offspring's grammar is so fucking piss-poor I'm ashamed to be its granddad'. Idiot. Hang yourself. As a Brit, particularly in this thread, shouldn't that be Grandad? Grammar, punctuation & spelling criticism is always a dangerous path to tread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 30, 2021 Report Share Posted April 30, 2021 On 28/04/2021 at 19:19, ProfB said: My grandad was born on Saint George's Day, god only knows what he'd say if he was still here & read my forum posts. He'd probably give the Dragon a pass on condition he chewed your arms and legs off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 On 30/04/2021 at 21:34, ChildeHarold said: He'd probably give the Dragon a pass on condition he chewed your arms and legs off. He loved me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, ProfB said: He loved me. We all love you ProfB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Weary&Disgusted said: We all love you ProfB. 😘 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 47 minutes ago, ProfB said: He loved me. I always thought the George and the Dragon was the best of the bunch. Coventry Cathedral has a really great modern sculpture of St George with his foot on the Dragon's neck. Exactly how I picture you. Very artistic and very painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 25 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I always thought the George and the Dragon was the best of the bunch. Coventry Cathedral has a really great modern sculpture of St George with his foot on the Dragon's neck. Exactly how I picture you. Very artistic and very painful. Actually, that's the archangel Michael casting the great dragon out of heaven. But yeah, I guess you could link it with st George too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Weary&Disgusted said: We all love you ProfB. I’d love to kick him in the bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted May 2, 2021 Report Share Posted May 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’d love to kick him in the bollocks But in an affectionate way, obviously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.