Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 Can't sleep. Might as well nominate this, which has been annoying me since I saw it the other day. A 'showbiz' news, 5 minute interruption in the middle of a film was all about the next Academy Awards. Can you guess what the hot tip is for Best Picture? It's a film about a nice young black man who finds himself in a 'Groundhog Day' situation. But he doesn't repeat the same day over until he gets the girl... oh no. He wakes up in the same day over and over, and is brutally arrested and abused every time by a racist white policeman. Jesus fucking Christ. If you're a white filmmaker or actor. Save yourself a few quid and a lot of humiliation by not turning up. You'll be sat at the back and you won't win anything. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 Imagine If Blazing Saddles was made today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 "Life imitates art more than art imitates life" Oscar Wilde will be turning in his grave at the prospect of this nomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Can't sleep. Might as well nominate this, which has been annoying me since I saw it the other day. A 'showbiz' news, 5 minute interruption in the middle of a film was all about the next Academy Awards. Can you guess what the hot tip is for Best Picture? It's a film about a nice young black man who finds himself in a 'Groundhog Day' situation. But he doesn't repeat the same day over until he gets the girl... oh no. He wakes up in the same day over and over, and is brutally arrested and abused every time by a racist white policeman. Jesus fucking Christ. If you're a white filmmaker or actor. Save yourself a few quid and a lot of humiliation by not turning up. You'll be sat at the back and you won't win anything. Plus, of course, it’s not exactly original is it? All the the themes and the basic premise have been covered before. No originality and no creative thought. Black cinema seems to be like vaccine research, plenty of money around at the moment. I liked “Green Book”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Plus, of course, it’s not exactly original is it? All the the themes and the basic premise have been covered before. No originality and no creative thought. Black cinema seems to be like vaccine research, plenty of money around at the moment. I liked “Green Book”. Green Book is absolutely superb - high on my list of all-time favourites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Green Book is absolutely superb - high on my list of all-time favourites. Is that a cross between the 'Green Mile' and 'Jungle Book'? The one where Mowgli gets fried by Old Sparky for allegedly noncing up Baloo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 20 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Is that a cross between the 'Green Mile' and 'Jungle Book'? The one where Mowgli gets fried by Old Sparky for allegedly noncing up Baloo? I think it's the one where the policeman removes his knee from the neck of a huge black man and his rheumatism is miraculously cured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think it's the one where the policeman removes his knee from the neck of a huge black man and his rheumatism is miraculously cured. "I wawnt to go to sleep now bowss. I is tired". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Is that a cross between the 'Green Mile' and 'Jungle Book'? The one where Mowgli gets fried by Old Sparky for allegedly noncing up Baloo? Owta likes, manana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Is that a cross between the 'Green Mile' and 'Jungle Book'? The one where Mowgli gets fried by Old Sparky for allegedly noncing up Baloo? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 23 hours ago, Ape™️ said: No. Green book. Is that Alien porn with VD ridden,rotten genitalia? Right up your cul-de-sac lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 On 24/04/2021 at 07:33, cuntspotter said: Plus, of course, it’s not exactly original is it? All the the themes and the basic premise have been covered before. No originality and no creative thought. Black cinema seems to be like vaccine research, plenty of money around at the moment. I liked “Green Book”. I liked The Green Mile, an innocent black man gets killed. A great film but obviously a load of made up bollocks as that would never happen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 It's just the way it is at the moment, and it's an American import like most thing's shite. The kikes run Hollywood, and there's obviously an underlying agenda that fits the zionists agenda. At the risk of sounding like David Duke, they apparently want to pit the whites against the blacks whilst they sit back ready to pick up the remnants, and wait for the second coming. Maybe I've been watching far to many documentaries during lockdown, but these Zionist's are completely fucking mental. You don't need to be Jewish in order to join the club, but there's people in positions of serious power who are. Both Tony Blair and George Bush despite being devout Christians are also zionist, and the war in Iraq was part of the bigger picture along with many other tentacles at play like oil theft. I saw that Floyd's family were offered 20 odd million in damages, and I guarantee you that copper gets fucking crucified to sooth the masses. I do think that the yank cozzers need reigning in after watching numerous videos of them reaching for the Glock before challenging suspects, and maybe some good maybe salvaged from the whole debacle. Fuck knows what the agenda is behind bringing up the whole slave trade ect. Neither myself or any of my living relatives owned or traded slaves, and I feel no guilt around it. The trade was completely barbaric and I can't for one moment imagine owing or selling one, but to have it rammed down my throat is taking the piss. Why on earth there's a need to take the knee is beyond me as any human despite their creed or colour obviously feels empathy. Where this is going to end I don't know, but I've a feeling it's the start of a police state. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 12 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Green book. Is that Alien porn with VD ridden,rotten genitalia? Right up your cul-de-sac lol. This post says an awful lot about what a strange, twisted little tosser you are. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 5 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I liked The Green Mile, an innocent black man gets killed. A great film but obviously a load of made up bollocks as that would never happen. Yes, I believed the bit about the magical mouse that couldn't die, but the rest of it stretched credulity a bit too far. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 On 24/04/2021 at 03:40, Eric Cuntman said: Can't sleep. Might as well nominate this, which has been annoying me since I saw it the other day. A 'showbiz' news, 5 minute interruption in the middle of a film was all about the next Academy Awards. Can you guess what the hot tip is for Best Picture? It's a film about a nice young black man who finds himself in a 'Groundhog Day' situation. But he doesn't repeat the same day over until he gets the girl... oh no. He wakes up in the same day over and over, and is brutally arrested and abused every time by a racist white policeman. Jesus fucking Christ. If you're a white filmmaker or actor. Save yourself a few quid and a lot of humiliation by not turning up. You'll be sat at the back and you won't win anything. I can see why you can't sleep. Can I suggest a mixture of Zyklon B in a uranium enriched solution? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 36 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I can see why you can't sleep. Can I suggest a mixture of Zyklon B in a uranium enriched solution? Will you be crying about other members targeting you again? What provoked this little attack? NO FOMENTING ARGUMENTS WITH OTHER MEMBERS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 On 24/04/2021 at 18:28, Jiggerycock said: Is that a cross between the 'Green Mile' and 'Jungle Book'? The one where Mowgli gets fried by Old Sparky for allegedly noncing up Baloo? ‘The Hood, The Blad and The Mowgli’ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 On 24/04/2021 at 18:50, Eric Cuntman said: I think it's the one where the policeman removes his knee from the neck of a huge black man and his rheumatism is miraculously cured. No. It’s the one where a police officer (White supremacist) asks a fine young coloured chap whether he could please stop committing crimes 24/7 and the big brained Afro head answers... “Well of course Officer, here are my bank details. How soon can I expect my $27m?” And they all lived happily ever after, well some of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: It's just the way it is at the moment, and it's an American import like most thing's shite. The kikes run Hollywood, and there's obviously an underlying agenda that fits the zionists agenda. At the risk of sounding like David Duke, they apparently want to pit the whites against the blacks whilst they sit back ready to pick up the remnants, and wait for the second coming. Maybe I've been watching far to many documentaries during lockdown, but these Zionist's are completely fucking mental. You don't need to be Jewish in order to join the club, but there's people in positions of serious power who are. Both Tony Blair and George Bush despite being devout Christians are also zionist, and the war in Iraq was part of the bigger picture along with many other tentacles at play like oil theft. I saw that Floyd's family were offered 20 odd million in damages, and I guarantee you that copper gets fucking crucified to sooth the masses. I do think that the yank cozzers need reigning in after watching numerous videos of them reaching for the Glock before challenging suspects, and maybe some good maybe salvaged from the whole debacle. Fuck knows what the agenda is behind bringing up the whole slave trade ect. Neither myself or any of my living relatives owned or traded slaves, and I feel no guilt around it. The trade was completely barbaric and I can't for one moment imagine owing or selling one, but to have it rammed down my throat is taking the piss. Why on earth there's a need to take the knee is beyond me as any human despite their creed or colour obviously feels empathy. Where this is going to end I don't know, but I've a feeling it's the start of a police state. Remember the Nazi rally in 'The Blues Brothers'? "The Jew is using the black as muscle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Will you be crying about other members targeting you again? What provoked this little attack? NO FOMENTING ARGUMENTS WITH OTHER MEMBERS. He's as resilient as Lady P, Eric, but actually makes her look like a top contributer. I've a feeling we're all gonna have to get used to Harrold. I did offer him some sage advice, and for a short period he actually showed some promise. Either admin do a Salty and fuck him off for derailing threads, or he lays off the spice and engages what little grey matter is left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Remember the Nazi rally in 'The Blues Brothers'? "The Jew is using the black as muscle." It's been on my to watch list for a while as I was off my face when I attempted the first viewing. It's got James Belushi in it I believe who happens to be one of my favourite actors. His performance in 'Red Heat' with Arnie is some quality work. Another one taken too early by the afghan powder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 25, 2021 Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 45 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Will you be crying about other members targeting you again? What provoked this little attack? NO FOMENTING ARGUMENTS WITH OTHER MEMBERS. It was light hearted banter - don't be so sensitive. Have a Nice I Don't Like Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: It's been on my to watch list for a while as I was off my face when I attempted the first viewing. It's got James Belushi in it I believe who happens to be one of my favourite actors. His performance in 'Red Heat' with Arnie is some quality work. Another one taken too early by the afghan powder. No no no! It doesn't have Jim Belushi. It's his brother John Belushi, who was a fucking comic legend and a walking bucket of booze and narcotics, which led to his death while in his thirties. He was the comedy partner of Dan Aykroyd who was his co-star in The Blues Brothers. I've only seen James Belushi in the remake of WW2 film 'Sahara', and 'K-9, with Jerry Lee the Alsatian. And 'Red Heat'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2021 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: It was light hearted banter - don't be so sensitive. Have a Nice I Don't Like Monday. Fuck me, you're hard work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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