ProfB Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 Everywhere I go, or look it's NOT letting you know how Line of Duty pans out. I don't ruddy care, never watched it. Some big bird, will cut someone cock off I predict If it's about the police, no wonder Philbo knows, he's on the corner too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 1 hour ago, ProfB said: Everywhere I go, or look it's NOT letting you know how Line of Duty pans out. I don't ruddy care, never watched it. Some big bird, will cut someone cock off I predict If it's about the police, no wonder Philbo knows, he's on the corner too much. Fucking idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 27, 2021 Report Share Posted April 27, 2021 2 hours ago, ProfB said: Everywhere I go, or look it's NOT letting you know how Line of Duty pans out. I don't ruddy care, never watched it. Some big bird, will cut someone cock off I predict If it's about the police, no wonder Philbo knows, he's on the corner too much. How’s Gordon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 28, 2021 Report Share Posted April 28, 2021 10 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: How’s Gordon? It all makes sense now. A little furry pet called Gordon that he no doubt called Gay Gordon before shoving him up his arse and broadcasting from the inside of a cupboard. The icing and cherry on the cake would be if he was photographed going to play golf after attending church on Sunday morning and he will then be forever known as 'King of the Arse Bandits' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 28, 2021 Report Share Posted April 28, 2021 12 hours ago, ProfB said: Everywhere I go, or look it's NOT letting you know how Line of Duty pans out. I don't ruddy care, never watched it. Some big bird, will cut someone cock off I predict If it's about the police, no wonder Philbo knows, he's on the corner too much. At least Line of Duty has got a bit more substance to it then the previous who-dunnit scripts such as in Dallas and Bobby Ewing getting shot in the shower and 'Who shot Phil?' again........, and again..... I bet you watch the Great British Sewing Bee so you can fashion your own plushie for Keef to wank over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 28, 2021 Report Share Posted April 28, 2021 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It all makes sense now. A little furry pet called Gordon that he no doubt called Gay Gordon before shoving him up his arse and broadcasting from the inside of a cupboard. The icing and cherry on the cake would be if he was photographed going to play golf after attending church on Sunday morning and he will then be forever known as 'King of the Arse Bandits' You wouldn’t get into my golf club because you’re the wrong social class. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 28, 2021 Report Share Posted April 28, 2021 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: You wouldn’t get into my golf club because you’re the wrong social class. lol. when you go to your golf club do you have your own balls or do you play with somebody else's? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 28, 2021 Report Share Posted April 28, 2021 4 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: You wouldn’t get into my golf club because you’re the wrong social class. lol. I'm sure he's in bits over that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 28, 2021 Report Share Posted April 28, 2021 18 hours ago, ProfB said: Everywhere I go, or look it's NOT letting you know how Line of Duty pans out. I don't ruddy care, never watched it. Some big bird, will cut someone cock off I predict If it's about the police, no wonder Philbo knows, he's on the corner too much. Mother of God! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted April 28, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2021 (edited) 23 hours ago, ProfB said: Everywhere I go, or look it's NOT letting you know how Line of Duty pans out. I don't ruddy care, never watched it. Some big bird, will cut someone cock off I predict If it's about the police, no wonder Philbo knows, he's on the corner too much. Jesus creepers, I remember posting this now, I had made myself a lovely glass of 4 thieves vinegar - I updated the recipe (customised it if you like), it was a cure for the plague, some have asked - does it cure Covid19 ? I don't know, it might, it might not - one or the other. Anyway, it contains 25% cider vinegar & 75% of a flavoured vod - passionate fruit worked nicely, but then I was seduced in Morrisons by the £4 reduction on the raspberry variant, got to admit - passionate fruit works better, either way - it blows your sox off. Love Prof B XXX Edited April 28, 2021 by ProfB I wrote favoured instead of flavoured OPPs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 28, 2021 Report Share Posted April 28, 2021 1 hour ago, ProfB said: Jesus creepers, I remember posting this now, I had made myself a lovely glass of 4 thieves vinegar - I updated the recipe (customised it if you like), it was a cure for the plague, some have asked - does it cure Covid19 ? I don't know, it might, it might not - one or the other. Anyway, it contains 25% cider vinegar & 75% of a flavoured vod - passionate fruit worked nicely, but then I was seduced in Morrisons by the £4 reduction on the raspberry variant, got to admit - passionate fruit works better, either way - it blows your sox off. Love Prof B XXX Passionate fruit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 28, 2021 Report Share Posted April 28, 2021 1 hour ago, ProfB said: Jesus creepers, I remember posting this now, I had made myself a lovely glass of 4 thieves vinegar - I updated the recipe (customised it if you like), it was a cure for the plague, some have asked - does it cure Covid19 ? I don't know, it might, it might not - one or the other. Anyway, it contains 25% cider vinegar & 75% of a flavoured vod - passionate fruit worked nicely, but then I was seduced in Morrisons by the £4 reduction on the raspberry variant, got to admit - passionate fruit works better, either way - it blows your sox off. Love Prof B XXX Substitute all ingredients for cyanide next time, fuckwit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 The BBCs political agenda strikes again. Throughout this last series of Line Of Duty, we have been led towards one of two senior female officers being revealed as the mysterious '4th man' involved in and orchestrating corruption linked to organised crime.. and at the last minute, the script completely abandons this and hastily presents an already incarcerated male officer as the shadowy figure. also shoehorned into the final 15 minutes are the revelations that all females involved are actually innocent and their involvement was the result of manipulation and coercion by nasty men. I'm guessing that Jed Mercurio was forced to trash his original plans for a finale and hastily rewrite the episode to appease the lunatic feminists at the BBC. We should have had a firework display, we got tumbleweed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The BBCs political agenda strikes again. Throughout this last series of Line Of Duty, we have been led towards one of two senior female officers being revealed as the mysterious '4th man' involved in and orchestrating corruption linked to organised crime.. and at the last minute, the script completely abandons this and hastily presents an already incarcerated male officer as the shadowy figure. also shoehorned into the final 15 minutes are the revelations that all females involved are actually innocent and their involvement was the result of manipulation and coercion by nasty men. I'm guessing that Jed Mercurio was forced to trash his original plans for a finale and hastily rewrite the episode to appease the lunatic feminists at the BBC. We should have had a firework display, we got tumbleweed. You actually watched this shit dribble? It was probably better than the final episode of Viewpoint though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 29 minutes ago, Goober said: You actually watched this shit dribble? A five year old could eat a bowl of alphabetti spaghetti and shit out a better ending. What's the point of putting lesbians in it if they don't get their kit off? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: The BBCs political agenda strikes again. Throughout this last series of Line Of Duty, we have been led towards one of two senior female officers being revealed as the mysterious '4th man' involved in and orchestrating corruption linked to organised crime.. and at the last minute, the script completely abandons this and hastily presents an already incarcerated male officer as the shadowy figure. also shoehorned into the final 15 minutes are the revelations that all females involved are actually innocent and their involvement was the result of manipulation and coercion by nasty men. I'm guessing that Jed Mercurio was forced to trash his original plans for a finale and hastily rewrite the episode to appease the lunatic feminists at the BBC. We should have had a firework display, we got tumbleweed. Never seen it because, like Game of Thrones, people I know who watch it are fucking arseholes. I've been binge watching The Fall with Gillian Anderson. Great stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've been binge watching The Fall with Gillian Anderson. Great stuff. American child actors could learn an awful lot by watching this, although dear God and Sonny Jesus, don't ever let them attempt a Belfast accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 Just now, Cuntybaws said: American child actors could learn an awful lot by watching this, although dear God and Sonny Jesus, don't ever let them attempt a Belfast accent. Lucky they used mick actors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Lucky they used mick actors. Unfortunately, Jamie Dornan was a better clothes horse than he is an actor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Jamie Dornan Never heard of him 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 Just now, ProfB said: Never heard of him 😃 OMG - did he do ' it' with Philip Sconefield? Someone did, so he came out. IT AKA 'the beast with 2 backs'? 😯 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 On 28/04/2021 at 20:38, Goober said: Passionate fruit? banana & 2 kiwi's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted May 3, 2021 Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 I never watch any old bill programme. Utter fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted May 3, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2021 28 minutes ago, The Beast said: I never watch any old bill programme. Utter fucking shit. You what? Philip Scrotlfield doesn't dress up as a policeman does he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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